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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

imagine being one of those cops coming home for dinner and you have to look at your spouse and children in the eyes

what was that spartan saying? either come home with your shield or on it

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

i say swears online posted:

imagine being one of those cops coming home for dinner and you have to look at your spouse and children in the eyes

what was that spartan saying? either come home with your shield or on it

Standing outside the school as gunfire erupts inside it and going "Uh, department policy is to wait for backup ..."

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

i say swears online posted:

imagine being one of those cops coming home for dinner and you have to look at your spouse and children in the eyes

what was that spartan saying? either come home with your shield or on it

they will be treated as heroes by everyone they know, and if their wives/children/family/anyone they know even so much as suggests that things could've happened differently, then they will become part of the domestic abuse statistics.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/lmcgaughy/status/1529497986816000002

Well I can think of one school shooting it missed
Wow, shocking that a dumb startup's pre-crime detection tool doesn't work. School administrators are just the stupidest, most credulous motherfuckers.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Captain Monkey posted:

they will be treated as heroes by everyone they know, and if their wives/children/family/anyone they know even so much as suggests that things could've happened differently, then they will become part of the domestic abuse statistics.

This is the sad and real answer

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

cat botherer posted:

Wow, shocking that a dumb startup's pre-crime detection tool doesn't work. School administrators are just the stupidest, most credulous motherfuckers.

They're desperate to find a solution to a problem they aren't allowed to fix. This isn't on school admins, this is on conservative voters. It's all on conservative voters.

https://twitter.com/ExpressNews/status/1529508956128919552

Chickenshit loser

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

zoux posted:

They're desperate to find a solution to a problem they aren't allowed to fix. This isn't on school admins, this is on conservative voters. It's all on conservative voters.

https://twitter.com/ExpressNews/status/1529508956128919552

Chickenshit loser

Here's the interview in question

https://twitter.com/CBSMornings/status/1529444490351722498

He's just so desperate to get the interview over with as fast as possible, next time he's up for re-election hopefully someone knocks his rear end out.


https://twitter.com/MaddySkye/status/1529316838550786049

Allegedly this was supposed to be the actual targets, Seniors and Elementary school kids, since it's tradition there for Seniors to visit 5th graders in their cap and gowns at the end of the year.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 18:20 on May 25, 2022

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/tplohetski/status/1529510412328357888

So one guy walks up to a sea of responding cops and is like "where is he? ok"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Captain Monkey posted:

they will be treated as heroes by everyone they know, and if their wives/children/family/anyone they know even so much as suggests that things could've happened differently, then they will become part of the domestic abuse statistics.

https://twitter.com/madlinbmek/status/1529516417749553152

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/tplohetski/status/1529510412328357888

So one guy walks up to a sea of responding cops and is like "where is he? ok"

Reminds me of the time the NYPD watched a citizen get stabbed on the subway and waited until after the guy had been subdued to come out and do anything about it.

Cops have no duty to protect you.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JasonWhitely/status/1529518328032657409

We can't say for sure what leads to mass shootings; the only thing we can say with certainty is that it is not because of the widespread availability of semi-automatic assault rifles that have been used in almost every major mass shooting in America. All other reasons are on the table.

https://twitter.com/madlinbmek/status/1529519593550643200

Uh, whoa and lol

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Abbott and his ilk holding press conference on all major news channels. Paxton, Cruz, Patrick, a who's who of shithouse people.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Beto O'Rourke just interrupted Abbot's presser.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jiro posted:

Abbott and his ilk holding press conference on all major news channels. Paxton, Cruz, Patrick, a who's who of shithouse people.

Watching it and it's poo poo.
They're poo poo.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Man oh man am I gonna get mad as the state GOP crawls up on the cross and bleats in agony because mean old Beto had the gall to make this POLITICAL

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Edward Mass posted:

Beto O'Rourke just interrupted Abbot's presser.

A shame it wasn't with a beer truck with a hose attached, or a steel chair.

It's just going to be used against him for not showing proper :decorum: sadly

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The Bananana posted:

Watching it and it's poo poo.
They're poo poo.

Yeah, that was Beto, holy poo poo good for him

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Here's the vid
https://twitter.com/LuzMorenoLozano/status/1529520149073731586

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yay beto

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh good questions from the press, let's see how much Abbott squirms.

(probably not much at all)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He's gonna rake in six figures in donations tonight

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

"My heart, head and body are in Uvalde". And I will not answer when I'm appearing at the NRA convention this weekend

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


zoux posted:

He's gonna rake in six figures in donations tonight

Beto or Abbott?


I know who you mean. :negative:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Both probably

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Marxalot posted:

She's right, but its a conservative party so it's not shocking in the least. We just gotta keep voting blue no matter who! Sure the candidate might be a blood soaked psychopathic conservative shithead, but he's -our- psychopathic conservative shithead! And more importantly he's not going to gently caress around and make people start thinking we should have healthcare or any kind of social safety net.

I know the second line there is supposed to be sarcasm to own the libs, but this post almost word for word sounds like my Qanon obsessed uncle.

Oh god. Yesterday was a hell of a day. My sarcasm was running low when I posted it. Sorry.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

Okay, more of this Beto please and I'll start thinking about him seriously in November.

Be aggressive. Do not stop. Don't mince words. Remind Texans everyday that Abbott does not care if you die.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Lol the bar is so low for fighting back the world shatters when a man interrupts this piece of shits press conference

And we all know it's just for donations, not even for actual change.

Americans are placated hogs who will gladly walk to slaughter so long as they can be comfortable while doing so

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Marxalot posted:

I know the second line there is supposed to be sarcasm to own the libs, but this post almost word for word sounds like my Qanon obsessed uncle.

Who knows why this person with mulitple probations for misogyny and several misogynist posts in the thread is parroting right wing attacks on AOC.

It is a mystery

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Jiro posted:

A shame it wasn't with a beer truck with a hose attached, or a steel chair.

It's just going to be used against him for not showing proper :decorum: sadly
my name is robertus franciscus "beto" o'rourkius... and i will have my revenge

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm reading that Crenshaw and Cornyn have dropped out of the NRA Convention. Cowards.


We're gonna spend millions to "harden" schools, whatever that means, and not increase teacher pay by even one dime or do anything to lessen their load. Still gonna lower property taxes also.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


No no, the state is going to pass an unfunded mandate to harden schools and the districts will either have to raise taxes or cut more programs to pay for the upgrades.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
these people are such pigs

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
how much do yall bet we spend on expanding school police

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

my name is robertus franciscus "beto" o'rourkius... and i will have my revenge

you killed mi papa, preparate para morir

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I'd really like this CNN feed to cut to someone that is interviewing O'Rourke instead of this.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jaxyon posted:

Who knows why this person with mulitple probations for misogyny and several misogynist posts in the thread is parroting right wing attacks on AOC.

It is a mystery

Take it to QCS, officer

Proud Christian Mom posted:

how much do yall bet we spend on expanding school police

$325 million on an entire "security package" but how much will be for actual police officers, can't say

https://twitter.com/jaspscherer/status/1529527789627514880

lol they didn't do anything

zoux fucked around with this message at 19:29 on May 25, 2022

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/HillReporter/status/1529528107165704192

friday's going to be loving nuts

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



It would be if they actually allowed guns at the NRA convention, but alas. I thought more guns = more safer but what do I know

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
https://www.nraam.org/events/2022-events/friday-may-27/nra-ila-leadership-forum/

quote:

Per the U.S. SECRET SERVICE, firearms, firearm accessories, knives, and other items WILL NOT BE PERMITTED in the General Assembly Hall. For a full list of prohibited items, please click here. Read the list of prohibited items carefully before traveling to the event. You will not be allowed in the General Assembly Hall with any of the items on this list.

I...d-don't understand....:ohdear:

Don't they know that guns are just tools? They should block criminals from attending. Guns don't kill people.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

what would the national discourse look like if some blue-haired zoomer took out the entire Arlington Chamber of Commerce or w/e

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