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Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I smell burnt toast

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ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Hyperlynx posted:

It's making the first few characters of each word bold. That is not hard to do. It's, like, "high school programming class" degree of difficulty, if you just want to do websites.

The impression I got was that it was more complicated than that, but since they didn't bother publishing source code or even a description of the algorithm I ended up pulling the patent instead. And it looks like the answer is "it's more complicated than that in principle, but the settings they've released it with are functionally equivalent to 'make the first half of each word bold'".

It looks like the actual algorithm, as best I can follow the patent, is:

- set a saccade distance between 0 and infinity. This is what density of words to modify (e.g. SD=0 modifies every word, SD=1 modifies every second word, etc).
- set a fixation size between 0.0 and 1.0. This is what proportion of each word is bolded.
- set a maximum frequency and minimum size. This can be used to exclude very short words (e.g. "a", "in") and/or very common words (e.g. "the") from processing.

Then:
- compute word frequencies over the entire text
- split the text into sentences and each sentence into words
- foreach sentence, process the first word, then skip SD words, then process the next word, skip another SD words, etc
- do not count or process words that are smaller than minsize or occur more often than maxfreq
- to "process" a word, bold the first (length of word)*(fixation size) characters of it

The splitting on sentences before words allows you to do things like setting SD=infinity to process only the first word of each sentence.

However, the settings they've shipped it with are:
- saccade distance 0 (process every word)
- fixation size 0.5 rounded down (bold the first half of the word)
- maximum frequency 1.0 (do not skip frequent words)
- minimum size 0 (do not skip short words)

There's also a bunch of stuff in the patent about proper handling of compound words, handling of numbers, and other edge cases which all appear to be absent from the tool as released.

Also, even with all of those complications, it's still not at all difficult to implement (at least in English, where both word and sentence boundaries are well marked). Given that they filed the patent in early 2017 and were talking about it online in 2020 if not earlier, there's no reason why it would have taken them four years to release this, so it really does look like they came up with the algorithm ca. 2016 and spent the years since trying to figure out how best to monetize it.

Someone on twitter suggested an improvement of bolding the first ceil(log2(word_len)) characters instead, which seems like it might work better with long words, too.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/1529548119909748737

Write what you know

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1529513418444926976?s=20&t=qQpKlXlCyp2a-iXqO9cW2g

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1529552921154793473

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Good day for British weirdo comedy I guess

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

I read this outloud to the family and my daughter said, “See, what she SHOULD have written was, “How to murder your husband and get away with it”

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



mind the walrus posted:

Good day for British weirdo comedy I guess

you sound like someone who likes star trek

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1529527067519361025?s=20&t=2Rfef_w3CpQ-sOCGKpi3JA

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

He even got the balls, nice. :allears: CzechHunter would be proud.




Candace Owens claims to have pics of the Texas shooter, confirming that he was trans. She also claims that they're NOT the photos (of a completely different person) that have already been debunked. People keep saying "Okay, so share 'em then".

Most of this is content for the IoSM thread, but this response gave me a chuckle.
https://twitter.com/Holly_Blair7/status/1529574354509496324


https://twitter.com/Holly_Blair7/status/1525220510178631681?cxt=HHwWgoCzlaP-1aoqAAAA


Context: That's a photo of Blaire White, who is both trans and a chud.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 22:37 on May 25, 2022

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

you sound like someone who likes star trek
What's with the butthurt? That was in support. Weirdly insecure my dude.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Sonic 2006 is the one in which Sonic seduces an anime woman, IIRC

The weirdest part of this isn't the species difference. It's the fact that she's in a completely different art style. They do not even look like they are from the same game. Sonic's eyeball is as big as her face.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ponzicar posted:

The weirdest part of this isn't the species difference. It's the fact that she's in a completely different art style. They do not even look like they are from the same game. Sonic's eyeball is as big as her face.

Now why would you say a thing like that this is completely normal:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“You know what Sonic has never done? Gotten laid. We should fix that”

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

ToxicFrog posted:

The impression I got was that it was more complicated than that, but since they didn't bother publishing source code or even a description of the algorithm I ended up pulling the patent instead. And it looks like the answer is "it's more complicated than that in principle, but the settings they've released it with are functionally equivalent to 'make the first half of each word bold'".

It looks like the actual algorithm, as best I can follow the patent, is:

- set a saccade distance between 0 and infinity. This is what density of words to modify (e.g. SD=0 modifies every word, SD=1 modifies every second word, etc).
- set a fixation size between 0.0 and 1.0. This is what proportion of each word is bolded.
- set a maximum frequency and minimum size. This can be used to exclude very short words (e.g. "a", "in") and/or very common words (e.g. "the") from processing.

Then:
- compute word frequencies over the entire text
- split the text into sentences and each sentence into words
- foreach sentence, process the first word, then skip SD words, then process the next word, skip another SD words, etc
- do not count or process words that are smaller than minsize or occur more often than maxfreq
- to "process" a word, bold the first (length of word)*(fixation size) characters of it

The splitting on sentences before words allows you to do things like setting SD=infinity to process only the first word of each sentence.

However, the settings they've shipped it with are:
- saccade distance 0 (process every word)
- fixation size 0.5 rounded down (bold the first half of the word)
- maximum frequency 1.0 (do not skip frequent words)
- minimum size 0 (do not skip short words)

There's also a bunch of stuff in the patent about proper handling of compound words, handling of numbers, and other edge cases which all appear to be absent from the tool as released.

Also, even with all of those complications, it's still not at all difficult to implement (at least in English, where both word and sentence boundaries are well marked). Given that they filed the patent in early 2017 and were talking about it online in 2020 if not earlier, there's no reason why it would have taken them four years to release this, so it really does look like they came up with the algorithm ca. 2016 and spent the years since trying to figure out how best to monetize it.

Someone on twitter suggested an improvement of bolding the first ceil(log2(word_len)) characters instead, which seems like it might work better with long words, too.

Saccade Deez Nuts

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/MrsOdie2/status/1529551043775696896

:perfect:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol
https://twitter.com/MrsOdie2/status/1529567668764033025

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ted Cruz got caught being a hypocrite?? He's finished

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

some plague rats posted:

Ted Cruz got caught being a hypocrite?? He's finished

yea this is all requiring Ted Cruz to even remember what that confirmation was about as if he doesn't just instantly stop giving a poo poo about whatever he says as soon as the cameras are off

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


now imagine Adam Sandler saying this in his stupid "HOOBITY BOOBITY" voice

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Ted Cruz like "Oh, is THAT what the whole thing was about? Y'all lost me once I heard a negr- black woman was the center of attention."


https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1529557367259549696

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1529503609410363393

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/1529654397998972929?s=21&t=veMAkONT4OcTcYoJlPqlkg

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Zinkraptor posted:

Sonic is 15.

No seriously the sonic characters all have canon ages and every single one of them feels wrong. Tails is 8. Knuckles is 16. According to the sonic heroes manual the only adults in the main animal people squad are vector the crocodile, big the cat, and maybe shadow depending on how you count stasis.
Mario is 25. That's not really relevant here but I feel it must be stated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario#Characteristics

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Knormal posted:

Mario is 25. That's not really relevant here but I feel it must be stated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario#Characteristics

How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Facebook Aunt posted:

How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?

Doogie Howser was like 14 with an MD I'm sure if he wanted one he could have finished a plumbing apprenticeship in the next 11.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What is a man if not a series of pipes and valves anyway

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

On the source code of Microsoft 3D Movie Maker:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1526372610828685312

The whole thread is good. The variable naming scheme is... interesting

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

As always, he comes juuust up to the edge of comedy, but swerves at the very last moment.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Facebook Aunt posted:

How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?
please, he was more of a 'doctor' Mario

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Milo and POTUS posted:

What is a man if not a series of pipes and valves anyway

No Mario, don't enter the brown pipe!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Facebook Aunt posted:

How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?

Have you got any proof he's actually credited and good at either of these, though? I don't think I've ever seen him do any plumbing, and given his approach to medicine seems to result in a lot of overdoses I'm not so sure he finished medical school either.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





I'm pretty sure his license was revoked after the debacle of '99.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Doctor Mario can only cure two things, Fever and Chill.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/SargassoSeaCmsn/status/1529803452955738114?s=20&t=EeXwTWlD1rOHONRkXBqEtA

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Philippe posted:

Doctor Mario can only cure two things, Fever and Chill.

he sounds more like a cashier at CVS then

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Philippe posted:

Doctor Mario can only cure two things, Fever and Chill.
The secret big medicine doesn't want you to know is everything is either Fever or Chill.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Fever with Chill, though, can't do anything about that, you just have to die

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Killingyouguy! posted:

Fever with Chill, though, can't do anything about that, you just have to die

i was sick with the flu last weekend and had that combo and yeah, i thought i was gonna die

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Large Testicles posted:

i was sick with the flu last weekend and had that combo and yeah, i thought i was gonna die
You did. Sorry you had to find out this way.

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Everyone knows when you die you go to Something Awful

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