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I smell burnt toast
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Hyperlynx posted:It's making the first few characters of each word bold. That is not hard to do. It's, like, "high school programming class" degree of difficulty, if you just want to do websites. The impression I got was that it was more complicated than that, but since they didn't bother publishing source code or even a description of the algorithm I ended up pulling the patent instead. And it looks like the answer is "it's more complicated than that in principle, but the settings they've released it with are functionally equivalent to 'make the first half of each word bold'". It looks like the actual algorithm, as best I can follow the patent, is: - set a saccade distance between 0 and infinity. This is what density of words to modify (e.g. SD=0 modifies every word, SD=1 modifies every second word, etc). - set a fixation size between 0.0 and 1.0. This is what proportion of each word is bolded. - set a maximum frequency and minimum size. This can be used to exclude very short words (e.g. "a", "in") and/or very common words (e.g. "the") from processing. Then: - compute word frequencies over the entire text - split the text into sentences and each sentence into words - foreach sentence, process the first word, then skip SD words, then process the next word, skip another SD words, etc - do not count or process words that are smaller than minsize or occur more often than maxfreq - to "process" a word, bold the first (length of word)*(fixation size) characters of it The splitting on sentences before words allows you to do things like setting SD=infinity to process only the first word of each sentence. However, the settings they've shipped it with are: - saccade distance 0 (process every word) - fixation size 0.5 rounded down (bold the first half of the word) - maximum frequency 1.0 (do not skip frequent words) - minimum size 0 (do not skip short words) There's also a bunch of stuff in the patent about proper handling of compound words, handling of numbers, and other edge cases which all appear to be absent from the tool as released. Also, even with all of those complications, it's still not at all difficult to implement (at least in English, where both word and sentence boundaries are well marked). Given that they filed the patent in early 2017 and were talking about it online in 2020 if not earlier, there's no reason why it would have taken them four years to release this, so it really does look like they came up with the algorithm ca. 2016 and spent the years since trying to figure out how best to monetize it. Someone on twitter suggested an improvement of bolding the first ceil(log2(word_len)) characters instead, which seems like it might work better with long words, too.
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# ? May 25, 2022 18:25 |
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https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/1529548119909748737 Write what you know
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# ? May 25, 2022 20:47 |
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https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1529513418444926976?s=20&t=qQpKlXlCyp2a-iXqO9cW2g
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https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1529552921154793473
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# ? May 25, 2022 21:28 |
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Good day for British weirdo comedy I guess
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# ? May 25, 2022 21:34 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/1529548119909748737 I read this outloud to the family and my daughter said, “See, what she SHOULD have written was, “How to murder your husband and get away with it”
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# ? May 25, 2022 21:43 |
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mind the walrus posted:Good day for British weirdo comedy I guess you sound like someone who likes star trek
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# ? May 25, 2022 21:56 |
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https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1529527067519361025?s=20&t=2Rfef_w3CpQ-sOCGKpi3JA
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# ? May 25, 2022 22:19 |
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He even got the balls, nice. CzechHunter would be proud. Candace Owens claims to have pics of the Texas shooter, confirming that he was trans. She also claims that they're NOT the photos (of a completely different person) that have already been debunked. People keep saying "Okay, so share 'em then". Most of this is content for the IoSM thread, but this response gave me a chuckle. https://twitter.com/Holly_Blair7/status/1529574354509496324 https://twitter.com/Holly_Blair7/status/1525220510178631681?cxt=HHwWgoCzlaP-1aoqAAAA Context: That's a photo of Blaire White, who is both trans and a chud. Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 22:37 on May 25, 2022 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:you sound like someone who likes star trek
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# ? May 25, 2022 22:39 |
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Sonic 2006 is the one in which Sonic seduces an anime woman, IIRC The weirdest part of this isn't the species difference. It's the fact that she's in a completely different art style. They do not even look like they are from the same game. Sonic's eyeball is as big as her face.
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# ? May 25, 2022 22:58 |
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ponzicar posted:The weirdest part of this isn't the species difference. It's the fact that she's in a completely different art style. They do not even look like they are from the same game. Sonic's eyeball is as big as her face. Now why would you say a thing like that this is completely normal:
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# ? May 25, 2022 23:02 |
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“You know what Sonic has never done? Gotten laid. We should fix that”
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# ? May 25, 2022 23:05 |
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ToxicFrog posted:The impression I got was that it was more complicated than that, but since they didn't bother publishing source code or even a description of the algorithm I ended up pulling the patent instead. And it looks like the answer is "it's more complicated than that in principle, but the settings they've released it with are functionally equivalent to 'make the first half of each word bold'". Saccade Deez Nuts
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# ? May 25, 2022 23:48 |
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https://twitter.com/MrsOdie2/status/1529551043775696896
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# ? May 26, 2022 00:07 |
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Lol https://twitter.com/MrsOdie2/status/1529567668764033025
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# ? May 26, 2022 01:28 |
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Ted Cruz got caught being a hypocrite?? He's finished
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# ? May 26, 2022 01:30 |
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some plague rats posted:Ted Cruz got caught being a hypocrite?? He's finished yea this is all requiring Ted Cruz to even remember what that confirmation was about as if he doesn't just instantly stop giving a poo poo about whatever he says as soon as the cameras are off
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# ? May 26, 2022 04:15 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1529499069953249280 now imagine Adam Sandler saying this in his stupid "HOOBITY BOOBITY" voice
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# ? May 26, 2022 04:19 |
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Ted Cruz like "Oh, is THAT what the whole thing was about? Y'all lost me once I heard a negr- black woman was the center of attention." https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1529557367259549696 https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1529503609410363393
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# ? May 26, 2022 04:28 |
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https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/1529654397998972929?s=21&t=veMAkONT4OcTcYoJlPqlkg
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# ? May 26, 2022 06:29 |
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Zinkraptor posted:Sonic is 15. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario#Characteristics
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# ? May 26, 2022 06:35 |
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Knormal posted:Mario is 25. That's not really relevant here but I feel it must be stated. How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?
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# ? May 26, 2022 06:40 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age? Doogie Howser was like 14 with an MD I'm sure if he wanted one he could have finished a plumbing apprenticeship in the next 11.
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# ? May 26, 2022 07:27 |
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What is a man if not a series of pipes and valves anyway
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# ? May 26, 2022 07:38 |
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On the source code of Microsoft 3D Movie Maker: https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1526372610828685312 The whole thread is good. The variable naming scheme is... interesting
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# ? May 26, 2022 09:35 |
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As always, he comes juuust up to the edge of comedy, but swerves at the very last moment.
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# ? May 26, 2022 10:24 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?
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Milo and POTUS posted:What is a man if not a series of pipes and valves anyway No Mario, don't enter the brown pipe!
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# ? May 26, 2022 12:35 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age? Have you got any proof he's actually credited and good at either of these, though? I don't think I've ever seen him do any plumbing, and given his approach to medicine seems to result in a lot of overdoses I'm not so sure he finished medical school either.
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# ? May 26, 2022 13:24 |
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I'm pretty sure his license was revoked after the debacle of '99.
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# ? May 26, 2022 13:28 |
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Doctor Mario can only cure two things, Fever and Chill.
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# ? May 26, 2022 13:47 |
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https://twitter.com/SargassoSeaCmsn/status/1529803452955738114?s=20&t=EeXwTWlD1rOHONRkXBqEtA
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# ? May 26, 2022 16:30 |
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Philippe posted:Doctor Mario can only cure two things, Fever and Chill. he sounds more like a cashier at CVS then
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# ? May 26, 2022 16:49 |
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Philippe posted:Doctor Mario can only cure two things, Fever and Chill.
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# ? May 26, 2022 16:50 |
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Fever with Chill, though, can't do anything about that, you just have to die
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Killingyouguy! posted:Fever with Chill, though, can't do anything about that, you just have to die i was sick with the flu last weekend and had that combo and yeah, i thought i was gonna die
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Large Testicles posted:i was sick with the flu last weekend and had that combo and yeah, i thought i was gonna die
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:35 |
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Everyone knows when you die you go to Something Awful
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