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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Gutcruncher posted:

“We are doing it anyways the votes are just a formality”

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Betjeman posted:

I've read most of this thread and I still don't understand crypto mindset. At the end of the day crypto is worthless and it's only the dollar backing it that gives it any notional value.

I'm going to self-quote something I wrote in the BWM thread when it got talking about wtf people are thinking when they get into crypto:

Cyrano4747 posted:

The root problem of all of this is two fold:

1) there is staggering wealth inequality in the US. I'm not even talking about the billionaires, I'm talking "just" the top 1% and top 10%. To crack the 1% you need a net worth of $11 million, and to crack into the top decile you need $1.2 million. The top 1% have about a loving THIRD of the total wealth in the US, and the top 10% are good for about 40%. 50th-90th is about another 3rd. The bottom 50% of households in the US have - COMBINED - a total of 2.6% of the net wealth.

The situation is, to put it mildly, hosed.

2) we've had decades - probably close to a century now - of a cultural notion of the "middle class lifestyle" that is billed as this modest level of comfort that anyone who isn't lazy should be able to achieve, but which in reality reflects a much, much higher income. There are no shortage of clickbait articles out there about how a million dollars a year is somehow middle class in NYC or whatever, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the consumerist drumbeat that tells us that poo poo like owning your own home, taking an airplane to go on a foreign vacation once every few years, owning two cars made in the last 5 years, constantly refreshing your wardrobe with the latest fashions, eating out twice a week (if not more) etc. is just a modest, "middle class" existence. If you add all that poo poo up you end up with a lifestyle that costs well into six figures to maintain, and that's before we get into other "middle class" givens like sending your kids to college and saving for retirement.

When you add those two together you get this huge mass of people who loving KNOW they can't afford a new car and a disney vacation and a 2000 sqft house with a quarter acre lawn in a good school district, and they can't see any viable way to claw their way up out of the 50% and into at least like the loving 40th percent. Much less actually make it big and be one of those legit rich people. If you're making $40k/yr and no matter how many pennies you pinch you're not going to save more than $5k of that, then you start looking for ways to "guarantee" some loving insane returns.

Sticking your $5k into a stock that "only" earns 6% a year just looks like treading water at best, and then along comes these guys with this technology of the future that saw triple digit returns in the last ten years and hey, if I buy into this I might actually be able to cash in on the American DreamTM and afford poo poo like a home and retirement.

Of course there's another layer to this, like the story up above about the guy with the brother in SF. You've got another (smaller) layer of the pyramid that is actual no bullshit middle class people pulling in a comfortable six figures who would be fine if they just saved for retirement, but who get stars in their eyes about being the next batch of internet-minted millionaires (if not billionaires). These are the people reading stories about computer touchers who got paid in google stock in the 90s and who have now catapulted into the realm of the actual 1%, and maybe even the .1% if they were a founder. Well, it's not 1999 any more and they're not working at a hot startup, but crypto might give them that opportunity too.

It's all trickle-down bag holders, because at the end of the day none of these are the people making the actual money, it's the insanely wealthy fucks at the top who have been pumping this from day one like Peter Thiel. But the ones I actually feel a bit sorry for are the retail bag holders, the ones reading CNN articles about bitcoin's meteoric rise in 2019 and thinking they see a way out of a financial no-win situation, the kind of people who everyone was trying to entice with superbowl ads.

gently caress all the rest of them, though.

tl;dr it's scams all the way down. The big scammers scam the little scammers, an the little scammers scam people who are staring into the abyss and desperately searching for a way to get that "middle class lifestyle" that was sold to them their whole lives.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Hillary 2024 posted:

My mistake, I assumed that they would just dust themselves off and fork Luna. Instead they're starting a completely new blockchain and trying to get people to put money in by airdropping Luna 2.0 tokens to existing 1.0 bag holders who look gullible enough to get involved again

https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2022/05/25/terra-snapshot-expected-this-week-heres-how-new-luna-will-be-distributed/

Seriously anyone who loses money on Luna v2.0 just can't be helped. All you can do is point and laugh

Also, most of the 2.0 coins being dropped to Luna 1.0 holders won't actually be distributed for two to four years, depending on how much 1.0 they had.

By comparison, Luna 1.0 was created less than a year ago, so I wouldn't bet on 2.0 lasting two years.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Cyrano4747 posted:

I'm going to self-quote something I wrote in the BWM thread when it got talking about wtf people are thinking when they get into crypto:

tl;dr it's scams all the way down. The big scammers scam the little scammers, an the little scammers scam people who are staring into the abyss and desperately searching for a way to get that "middle class lifestyle" that was sold to them their whole lives.

Well, that's thoroughly depressing, I guess being British and knowing there's gently caress all we can do about the aristocracy lording over us gives me a little perspective uncommon to Americans

Betjeman fucked around with this message at 14:28 on May 26, 2022

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Betjeman posted:

Well, that's thoroughly depressing, I guess being British and knowing there's gently caress all we can do about the aristocracy lording over us over gives me a little perspective uncommon to Americans

There's an entire American mythology structured around the idea of accessible upward mobility if you just work hard enough. Bad things will happen only if you aren't working hard enough, so you probably deserve them when misfortune strikes.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

Cyrano4747 posted:

I'm going to self-quote something I wrote in the BWM thread when it got talking about wtf people are thinking when they get into crypto:

tl;dr it's scams all the way down. The big scammers scam the little scammers, an the little scammers scam people who are staring into the abyss and desperately searching for a way to get that "middle class lifestyle" that was sold to them their whole lives.

As a country we also lionize winners and toss out losers like they don't have any value as human beings. Since about the 80s the primary way to accumulate wealth is to make a large, leveraged bet that the housing market will continue to go up forever. Gambling, cheering on winners, and scorning losers is in our blood. Crypto is our birthright.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Carl is correct. but also LOL!

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



loading a savestate on my economy

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Mad Dragon posted:

Notorious R.U.G.

Check out the 'More Tweets' after the BIG NFT post.
If its the same as mine, its just a long list of new NFTs coming out.

https://twitter.com/bapesclan/status/1527736720204210181

Nice cringe intro there.

https://twitter.com/CosmicCondos/status/1528094689043308552

https://twitter.com/SolWatches/status/1528217196979138560

https://twitter.com/MysticHoodieNFT/status/1527661816280670208

https://twitter.com/SluggishKoalas/status/1528085976236572672

https://twitter.com/vogue_apes/status/1527965064111828992

https://twitter.com/rotten_ville/status/1528112367376158721

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cowcaster posted:

loading a savestate on my economy

savescumming my way through finance.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


With each new minting, I ask more and more how are these different than pogs?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Jfc this one is extra lazy and stupid. it's like a terrible unity game.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Zil posted:

With each new minting, I ask more and more how are these different than pogs?

These are nothing like pogs!!!!


They’re way worse than pogs

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It really is Garbage Pail Kids design aesthetics without any of the charm.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Zil posted:

With each new minting, I ask more and more how are these different than pogs?

Pogs are tangible objects you must dispose of when they become worthless. No problem here!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Pogs were fun, and you could trade them without getting all your other pogs hacked.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

Jfc this one is extra lazy and stupid. it's like a terrible unity game.

It looks like Sea Patrol.

poo poo, we need Sea Patrol NFTs now.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Had a look on ebay and some individual pogs I had in the 90s are going for as much as £1.49. Much wiser investment than NFTs.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

pogs can at least be fed into a pulper and recycled to make, I dunno, anything?

Like worst case light them on fire and use the heat to boil a pot of water and make some tea.

NFTs are generating emissions and carbon for literally nothing. The most obnoxious, wasteful use of resources you can imagine is still better.

Pouring five gallons gasoline in a puddle on the parking lot and lighting it on fire to roast a single marshmallow, which you then only eat half of because it tastes like gasoline fumes?

Still less wasteful than an NFT.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

funeral home DJ posted:

It looks like Sea Patrol.

poo poo, we need Sea Patrol NFTs now.

OMFG you beautiful genius.


Sea Patrol NFTs are a rugpull perpetrated by Illegal Recreational Divers, if there was any more reason to loathe them.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Sydney Bottocks posted:

I've always found this nickname sums the crypto mindset up quite succinctly:

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/414157007625531394?s=20&t=gSkvhVWquh_Uw_00KAWoWg

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1383865047084986371?lang=en
all cryptocurrencies are dumb and stupid! btw here's this new blockchain that is more green! (by destroying your hard drives)

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Fortunately chia flatlined almost instantly last year and is down -98% from its high point

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/WeAreHoityToity/status/1529710017024143362?t=KNe5-w1rSZuszvMkuFOvDA&s=19

Otto Octopus
Aug 12, 2009


This one looks like a cheaply made $10 watch.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



LifeSunDeath posted:

Pogs were fun, and you could trade them without getting all your other pogs hacked.

Pogs also served the useful purpose of putting a cap on your pineapple orange guava juice. Let's see NFTs put a cap on anything other than your bank account.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

drk posted:

Fortunately chia flatlined almost instantly last year and is down -98% from its high point

Cause it destroyed hard drives and was absolutely unsustainable even for whales lol

Also the risk of you actively storing child porn on your hard drives

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Imagining a holographic yin-yang pog magically appearing in your collection that, when slammed, causes some thugs to bash your head in and steal all your pogs

Edit: much like NFTs I remember there was a failed cartoon pilot about pogs. Amazing.

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 17:15 on May 26, 2022

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Cause it destroyed hard drives and was absolutely unsustainable even for whales lol

Also the risk of you actively storing child porn on your hard drives

Nah chia wasn't even the one where other people were storing data on your drives. It was nothing but endless amounts of useless random garbage data.

The Chia idea was like "bitcoin but without wasting electricity" and so instead of mining by calculating a particular number it was like a scavenger hunt to see who had the correct data on their hard drives. The data itself was totally worthless, just pre-generated random 1s and 0s. The idea being that a hard drive consumes less power than a processor so this was "efficient".


But the whole idea was completely stupid: if Chia had been successful on the same level as bitcoin there's the exact same race to the bottom where everyone has to throw more hard drives at the problem to keep up with the competition. And while drives consume less power than a processor, they're not free. It was just as wasteful as bitcoin or ethereum, but some of the waste would have been in the hard drive manufacturing factory instead of the mining farm.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i had a pog slammer that had oj simpson on it and he was behind bars. because he was going to be in the slammer

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

He was going to be in the slammer... So you put him ON the slammer? Learn how prepositions work you loving muppet

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Gutcruncher posted:

Edit: much like NFTs I remember there was a failed cartoon pilot about pogs. Amazing.

Which reminded me, I just checked to see if there was any more Bored Apes cartoons.
And there is a second ep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQAeojf0xY

I gave up 3 mins in.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Piss Goblins

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gw85/crypto-investors-roleplaying-as-pee-obsessed-goblins-to-cope-with-crash

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

:psyduck:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lmao.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Otto Octopus posted:

This one looks like a cheaply made $10 watch.

In a normal grift there’s frequently an enticement like a watch to encourage you to hand over a big wad of cash, as a sort of assurance that this is a legitimate investment and this first show of good faith - a watch costing a small fraction of what’s been handed over - will only lead to good things. This is frequently bullshit and the person giving the money is lucky to even have that when the scam is over. But this is attempting to entice people not with a watch, but with a unique hyperlink to a JPEG of a render of a watch. The desperation is surreal.

Fish Appreciator
Nov 25, 2021

This is making piss goblins look bad.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

happyhippy posted:

Which reminded me, I just checked to see if there was any more Bored Apes cartoons.
And there is a second ep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQAeojf0xY

I gave up 3 mins in.

I dunno it at least looks like they put some effort into it this time

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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


lmao this is pretty well done

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