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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
i thought you got perma'd when you die? so is SA limbo?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well that explains the posts, i suppose

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
this is the bad place! gently caress!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Large Testicles posted:

this is the bad place! gently caress!

Who you callin bad, punk :mad:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Killingyouguy! posted:

Who you callin bad, punk :mad:

Goddamnit Ted Danson, this poo poo isn’t funny

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Killingyouguy! posted:

Everyone knows when you die you go to Something Awful
Well you'd know

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

How did he have time to finish a plumbing apprenticeship and medical school at that age?

He didn't become a Dr. until he came to the mushroom kingdom, maybe it's easier to get licensed there

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1529866354135900160?s=21&t=ChdhwrdIvfnBuWnUSB7cyQ

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Large Testicles posted:

i was sick with the flu last weekend and had that combo and yeah, i thought i was gonna die

I had the flu right before covid started. It goes from "being afraid you'll die" to 'being afraid you won't die, this is just your life now"

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AmberGraci/status/1529848425835122689?t=AqYgERi6_-5tLt1vY7UVZw&s=19

https://twitter.com/AmberGraci/status/1529848509708517376?t=qrEm2DM5uP4vRWLAfqjodQ&s=19

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Now that's commitment to a bit.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes. So one birthday my aunt got me a bunch of Dilbert books, because they were also comics. I read maybe half of one then dropped them off at the schoole library for pizza points. Not even enough for a personal pan pizza. Looks like 9 year old me was 100% right

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1529793960276742144

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

lol does he think the columbine murderers were a couple of alpha chads?

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




no he's saying columbine should have been legal

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Dungeon Ecology posted:

lol does he think the columbine murderers were a couple of alpha chads?

I thought they weren't actually bullied though

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Your Gay Uncle posted:

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes. So one birthday my aunt got me a bunch of Dilbert books, because they were also comics. I read maybe half of one then dropped them off at the schoole library for pizza points. Not even enough for a personal pan pizza. Looks like 9 year old me was 100% right

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1529793960276742144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8SIWTyJNs

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mr. Lobe posted:

I thought they weren't actually bullied though

They weren't but I'd bet Scott Adams doesn't know that.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Mr. Lobe posted:

I thought they weren't actually bullied though

From what I remember, they were bullies to others just as much as they were bullied. Like, they definitely got picked on, but they also did just as much picking-on.

They also weren't "loners"...they had at least a small circle of friends. Hell, one of them (the sad depressed one) even had a prom date, which made the angry, god-complex one pissed, because "where is MY pussy, I deserve it?!" :females:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre#Media_speculation

quote:

Rejection was also highlighted as a cause. Social cliques within high schools such as the Trench Coat Mafia were widely discussed. One perception formed was that Harris and Klebold were both outcasts who had been isolated from their classmates, prompting feelings of helplessness, insecurity, and depression, as well as a strong need for power and attention.[71][209] Harris's last journal entry reads, "I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things,"[210] while Klebold wrote "The lonely man strikes with absolute rage."[211] In an interview, Brown described them as the school's worst outcasts, "the losers of the losers."[212][213]

This concept too has been questioned, as both Harris and Klebold had a close circle of friends and a wider informal social group.[30][214] Cullen and Brockell both also say they were not in the Trench Coat Mafia and were not isolated outcasts or loners.[205][215] Peter Langman concurs by also arguing against the pair being loners and outcasts.


See if you can spot the Edgelord Squad in this class photo!


AHEAGO FACE IN '99?! Is this a time traveler? :tinfoil:

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 21:59 on May 26, 2022

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

God it sucks that whatever germs of truth this has are immediately coopted by the worst people on earth to justify bullying trans kids to suicide and getting women/minorities to feel afraid everywhere they go.

Read After Burning posted:

From what I remember, they were bullies to others just as much as they were bullied. Like, they definitely got picked on, but they also did just as much picking-on.

They also weren't "loners"...they had at least a small circle of friends. Hell, one of them (the sad depressed one) even had a prom date, which made the angry, god-complex one pissed, because "where is MY pussy, I deserve it?!" :females:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre#Media_speculation
Yeah seems like they were just bored suburban kids in the comforting-rear end 90s who didn't know how good they really had it and let entitlement drive them bonkers. There's a dark loving part of me that wonders what they would have done if they had seen Fight Club that January.

quote:

See if you can spot the Edgelord Squad in this class photo!


AHEAGO FACE IN '99?! Is this a time traveler? :tinfoil:
What is aheago but horny "whatever" face?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/1529933580830355456?s=21&t=VUWH5mfrXAsLIgEGzLmEtQ


https://twitter.com/jdmaccoby/status/1024628250847391745?s=21&t=VUWH5mfrXAsLIgEGzLmEtQ

Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 22:20 on May 26, 2022

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
If you want a very depressing but very thoroughly researched and well written read about the Columbine shootings the book by Dave Eddings titled Columbine is what you're looking for.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Skwirl posted:

If you want a very depressing but very thoroughly researched and well written read about the Columbine shootings the book by Dave Eddings titled Columbine is what you're looking for.

I believe you mean Dave Cullen...Eddings appears to be a fantasy author.

..Wait..unless... :tinfoil:

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah seems like they were just bored suburban kids in the comforting-rear end 90s who didn't know how good they really had it and let entitlement drive them bonkers. There's a dark loving part of me that wonders what they would have done if they had seen Fight Club that January.

Become successful entrepreneurs with a boutique soap-making business, of course. :colbert:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Read After Burning posted:

I believe you mean Dave Cullen...Eddings appears to be a fantasy author.

..Wait..unless... :tinfoil:

Yeah, I had the names mixed up.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:rip:

Live fast, die old and leave a beautiful smelling corpse.

https://twitter.com/JesseDampolo/status/1529903921174659072?s=20&t=EeXwTWlD1rOHONRkXBqEtA

EDIT:

:stare:

https://twitter.com/RussellHFilm/status/1529677178350104576?s=20&t=EeXwTWlD1rOHONRkXBqEtA

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 22:49 on May 26, 2022

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Skwirl posted:

Yeah, I had the names mixed up.

Never Google David and Leigh Eddings, it'll just make you depressed and/or angry. :smith:

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Are they racist or tragically dead?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Brandfarlig posted:

Are they racist or tragically dead?

Looks like they were once found guilty of child abuse and had their kids taken away, which in 1969 makes you wonder WHAT THE gently caress THEY DID.

Also, way less bad, looks like she was an uncredited co-author on all of his books, but the editor/publisher told her to gently caress off and only gave credit to her husband.

Source for this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/9g51bb/david_eddings_child_abuse_allegations/
(Yes, it's Reddit, but looks like someone actually looked through newspaper archives and confirmed that it's true. I'm fixin' to look at 'em myself while I wait for this document to finish printing.)

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 23:08 on May 26, 2022

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




A Moose posted:

I had the flu right before covid started. It goes from "being afraid you'll die" to 'being afraid you won't die, this is just your life now"

I had tonsillitis right before covid hit it big (finished my antibiotics within 1-2 weeks before our lockdown here), and going to the hospital in a mask drew a LOT of eyes. As did every bit of coughing at work after I was diagnosed

Haven't gotten covid (or tonsillitis, actually) so that's good at least

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Read After Burning posted:

Looks like they were once found guilty of child abuse and had their kids taken away, which in 1969 makes you wonder WHAT THE gently caress THEY DID.

Also, way less bad, looks like she was an uncredited co-author on all of his books, but the editor/publisher told her to gently caress off and only gave credit to her husband.

Ahh, child abuse. The often forgotten third option.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Radstads/status/1529657662333407238?s=20&t=3wKm0-v77T4Hjsbjcnuliw

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Read After Burning posted:

Looks like they were once found guilty of child abuse and had their kids taken away, which in 1969 makes you wonder WHAT THE gently caress THEY DID.

Also, way less bad, looks like she was an uncredited co-author on all of his books, but the editor/publisher told her to gently caress off and only gave credit to her husband.

Source for this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/9g51bb/david_eddings_child_abuse_allegations/
(Yes, it's Reddit, but looks like someone actually looked through newspaper archives and confirmed that it's true. I'm fixin' to look at 'em myself while I wait for this document to finish printing.)

Yeah, and they did all this long before they wrote the books they're famous for.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/nick_solari/status/1529564107669929984?s=21

https://twitter.com/karenyhan/status/1529945723050962946?s=21

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


https://twitter.com/My3rdAugustine/status/1529873471890550786?t=nXhTHEi4pNXwCCiFcTK4qA&s=19

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

I have distinct and terrifying memories of it being a testicle wagon

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/windsormann/status/1529833918257631233?s=21&t=VUWH5mfrXAsLIgEGzLmEtQ

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Your Gay Uncle posted:

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes. So one birthday my aunt got me a bunch of Dilbert books, because they were also comics. I read maybe half of one then dropped them off at the schoole library for pizza points. Not even enough for a personal pan pizza. Looks like 9 year old me was 100% right

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1529793960276742144

This is the dumbest loving “in Minecraft” post I’ve ever seen

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Frank Frank posted:

This is the dumbest loving “in Minecraft” post I’ve ever seen

He doesn't have to play that game

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



The Yankees and Rays were tweeting about gun violence during today's game as a public service and the fans were calmly accepting of this information as vital to the national interest.

No, wait, they were absolutely losing their minds.

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1529970849771577376

Guns saved us from becoming communism is some galaxy brain poo poo

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Whoever bullied Scott Adams at school didn't do a good enough job of it.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Jet Jaguar posted:

The Yankees and Rays were tweeting about gun violence during today's game as a public service and the fans were calmly accepting of this information as vital to the national interest.

No, wait, they were absolutely losing their minds.

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1529970849771577376

Guns saved us from becoming communism is some galaxy brain poo poo

This country is so hosed lmao

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