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Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

they used the kid as bait or a distraction?

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the cops are upset that they were forgotten while the government sends all the cool guns to ukraine

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Sir Tonk posted:

start planning your vote now!

done

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

https://twitter.com/RogerWallaceTX/status/1529964240949370930

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


liberals would whine about voting as they're sent to the gallows. loving dotards

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


gently caress me the ukraine flag emoji name too

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




The two American solutions to problems: either vote or shoot it.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003



https://mobile.twitter.com/UnleashingAgain/status/1529989466940932096

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


sometimes I wish I were an exterminator so I could say things like "you know I kill rats for a living, right?"

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

papersack posted:

George Lucas vindicated.

I don't get it.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

I really like the username @ing the fbi

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

punk rebel ecks posted:

I don't get it.

The joke wasn't for you.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


I'll bet that even if Texas got a dem governor they would do poo poo

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

Excelzior posted:



Oh crap! I shouldn't have said the officers rescued their own children!



Oh crap! I shouldn't have said the shooter wasn't initially confronted!



Oh crap! I definitely shouldn't have said the shooter wasn't even wearing body armor!

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

punk rebel ecks posted:

I don't get it.

A lot of headlines said he died of a broken heart

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Calibanibal posted:

love it when my president travels to Texas with their wife. all my favorites have done this

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007


wanna see one of these people explain what happens when voting doesnt work

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Zokari posted:

wanna see one of these people explain what happens when voting doesnt work

They scold leftists for letting "perfect be the enemy of the good" and Bernie Bros ruining everything.

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

well i guess the answer would be "vote again" even though theyre acknowledging that it just gets harder and harder every election cycle lol

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

You're asking what would happen if they followed the process and then bad things happened. But they followed the process. ???

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zokari posted:

wanna see one of these people explain what happens when voting doesnt work

voting always works but those drat kids refuse to vote

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1529969734048878592

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Serve and Protect My Own rear end

Ostiosis
Nov 3, 2002

maybe they shouldn’t have promoted Lieutenant Bitch

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I’m starting to come around to that “militarize the police more” take

quote:



10 U.S. Code § 899 - Art. 99. Misbehavior before the enemy

Any member of the armed forces who before or in the presence of the enemy—
(1) runs away;
(2) shamefully abandons, surrenders, or delivers up any command, unit, place, or military property which it is his duty to defend;
(3) through disobedience, neglect, or intentional misconduct endangers the safety of any such command, unit, place, or military property;
(4) casts away his arms or ammunition;
(5) is guilty of cowardly conduct;
(6) quits his place of duty to plunder or pillage;
(7) causes false alarms in any command, unit, or place under control of the armed forces;
(8) willfully fails to do his utmost to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy any enemy troops, combatants, vessels, aircraft, or any other thing, which it is his duty so to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy; or
(9) does not afford all practicable relief and assistance to any troops, combatants, vessels, or aircraft of the armed forces belonging to the United States or their allies when engaged in battle;
shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



has she considerd voting, perhaps?

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

fits my needs posted:

i love symbolism



Screenslaver was right

https://youtu.be/xvwoariHaf4

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Lib and let die posted:

sometimes I wish I were an exterminator so I could say things like "you know I kill rats for a living, right?"

You can say that

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011


https://twitter.com/pcrritesgood/status/1529983310868500480

lol

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1529583589666455553?s=20&t=-W3bdwor6n2tLlM4BvZM3Q

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

tbh i wouldnt trust the cops to lead the charge, there'd be 6 more dead teachers and who knows how many more kids would be shot. i'd send in the mob of parents before those idiots

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

and how will we pay for this? :crossarms:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

and how will we pay for this? :crossarms:
nfts of police murder victims

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

nfts of police murder victims

is that covered in eric adams' bitcoin check that the tax payer has to convert from USD

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

is that covered in eric adams' bitcoin check that the tax payer has to convert from USD

do you think adams remembers he was a bitcoin bro for a few weeks, or has he just moved on to crystals now?

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

lol

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So if you're not aware, the Yankees and Rays have decided that instead of tweeting about sportsball today, they're going to tweet about gun violence. This has, predictably, resulted in Chernobyl level meltdowns among white boomer fans. With that preface, cross posting from the SAS MLB thread:

https://twitter.com/OS_MOTE/status/1529971090490941442

Bishyaler
Dec 30, 2009
Megamarm

The best caliber

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

do you think adams remembers he was a bitcoin bro for a few weeks, or has he just moved on to crystals now?

i'd like to think eric adams is currently getting a kick out of yakuza vs tmpd drone warfare on youtube while absentmindedly putting something in a panini press to eat later

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

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