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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Horses and the people who ride them suck rear end.

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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Anora posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1529793960276742144

Are we going past nuclear takes yet, have we reached that point?
"Murdering their bullies" is what lots of school shooters already think they're doing. So he's really just arguing for legalizing school shootings.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Roblo posted:

I also go mountain biking a lot and i get stopping, but the rest of it seems a tad excessive. have you had some pretty bad experiences when you didnt do that or something?

Specifically one time we just pulled over to let a horse rider come by and the horse reared up on two legs and freaked the rider out. The rider got off, tried to lead the horse past us, and started cussing at us for being on the trail.

I don't know if all that extra stuff we do makes a difference. We just don't want to haul anyone out of the woods to a waiting ambulance.

Edit: For as much as the horse riders seem to hate sharing the trails with us I can remember exactly one rider that would come around with sugar cubes and ask the mountain bikers to try feeding her horse in an attempt to acclimate it. The one time I tried it the horse nabbed the sugar cube from my hand and literally jumped away. So I'm not sure it helped much.

wash bucket has a new favorite as of 17:04 on May 27, 2022

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah "their bullies" does a lot of work there. So, *from the perspective of a child who used deadly force against another child* the deceased child was an antagonist. That isn't anywhere remotely cut-and-dried.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
the relentless goon hatred of nature continues

"oh no a bird looked at me and called me a dickhead wah wahh :("

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Look, if birds were big enough to cave your head in and you were forced into close proximity with them you'd have strong opinions on them too.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Anora posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1529793960276742144

Are we going past nuclear takes yet, have we reached that point?

https://twitter.com/TuckerMax/status/1529794941794275329?t=heLlq1uS5QTRm_PszZ5dow&s=19

That's right, guy who wrote the frat bro book to end them all

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

McCracAttack posted:

Look, if birds were big enough to cave your head in and you were forced into close proximity with them you'd have strong opinions on them too.

Can confirm, we lost a war to those birds.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"I put it to you that you have misgendered me."

"I have done no such thing, knave! I am an ally, to the last!"

"I throw down my glove! We shall meet at the peace circle tree for a duel to the death!"

"If it shall satisfy your honor. May the better man prevail."

"See? There you go again!"

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




He used a lot of words to say "I'M A BIG loving MORON" but go off my dude.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfD0Xyc-rIU

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


hah nice

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Regarde Aduck posted:

the relentless goon hatred of nature continues

"oh no a bird looked at me and called me a dickhead wah wahh :("

A seagull bit the ice cream out of my mouth the other week and I have not forgiven them. All seagulls must now perish.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

christmas boots posted:

If you look the gift horse in the mouth you can see all the delicious food it's keeping for itself. food that could be yours

I read this in the Disco Elysium narrator voice.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

OwlFancier posted:

A seagull bit the ice cream out of my mouth the other week and I have not forgiven them. All seagulls must now perish.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

hope you choke on it you horrible poo poo bird!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I think he's worried he's on a few too many lists

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

hope you choke on it you horrible poo poo bird!

They call them rats of the sky, but rats rule and seagulls drool. And are very stupid. Crows are the rats of the sky. Seagulls are horses.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004


If it's any consolation, chocolate is poisonous to birds.

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
Seagulls rule and are our allies

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Viscous Soda posted:

If it's any consolation, chocolate is poisonous to birds.

I am thinking that's rum and raisin, not chocolate.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Agrinja posted:

Seagulls rule and are our allies

:yeah:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Agrinja posted:

Seagulls rule and are our allies

They are absolutely not, deeply cursed birds.

somewhat :nms:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

OwlFancier posted:

They are absolutely not, deeply cursed birds.

somewhat :nms:

And yet you nosh down on ice creams. Curious.

Stop whining, and go tell your grandkids that you fed a dinosaur by hand.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Working on the Grievance Farm.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not by hand, the loving thing airborne frenched me.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Erm actually there's no such thing as a "Sea gull", you see because
:goonsay:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

I am thinking that's rum and raisin, not chocolate.

What do you do with a drunken seagull?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Stoatbringer posted:

Working on the Grievance Farm.

All my grievances are fully automated

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



OwlFancier posted:

They are absolutely not, deeply cursed birds.

somewhat :nms:

Seagulls and geese can go to hell where they belong.

Crows however are cool and good and I like the ones that hang out around my street. Saw one use the crosswalk one day :3:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Seagulls are just shittier albatross.

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Elephant Ambush posted:

All my grievances are fully automated

Can’t wait for the rise of fully automated luxury gay space grievances.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Geese are cool because they annoy and terrify lovely humans. Would that we all had the tenacity of the goose.

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam

OwlFancier posted:

They are absolutely not, deeply cursed birds.

somewhat :nms:

Seen this, it's awesome, all birds are great. I wish I had half that much ambition.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Agrinja posted:

Seen this, it's awesome, all birds are great. I wish I had half that much ambition.
I like the magpie standing by the seagull at the start who looks over and sees what's happening, then immediately disappears from the rest of the video. Good survival instincts on that one.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Elephant Ambush posted:

All my grievances are fully automated

Bringing Festivus into the 21st century, I see.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

gleebster posted:

What do you do with a drunken seagull?

Put it in the longboat 'till it's sober

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Running down to Cuba with a load of seagulls

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Should be bannable to compare the noble goose to the vile seagull.

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