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Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
ideally, an orgy will have no straight men whatsoever

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Lazy_Liberal posted:

ideally, an orgy will have no straight men whatsoever

Right! Going in, that's what I assumed, that everyone would be queer. Shrug. I guess I don't know what it's like to be hetero anymore.

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

What would u guys say your #1 position is? Ladies?

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Wait there are multiple positions

immoral_
Oct 21, 2007

So fresh and so clean.

Young Orc

Feral Integral posted:

What would u guys say your #1 position is? Ladies?

I'm usually just happy to have been invited to participate.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Feral Integral posted:

What would u guys say your #1 position is? Ladies?

Yeah you got it, definitely Ladies.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




John Lee posted:

Wait there are multiple positions

Three to be precise: front, back, and wildstyle.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I've always felt I was strongest at centre field, but I'm pretty good at first base too

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

PittTheElder posted:

I've always felt I was strongest at centre field, but I'm pretty good at first base too

Keep practicing, one day you may even get to second!

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Jedit posted:

Keep practicing, one day you may even get to second!

what's center field in this analogy

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Xand_Man posted:

what's center field in this analogy

Belly button. Final answer.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Johnny Truant posted:

Three to be precise: front, back, and wildstyle.

All the positions: on top, doggy and normal.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I’m quite fond of the Commodore myself

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


sebzilla posted:

All the positions: on top, doggy and normal.

gently caress what was this from

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

KillHour posted:

gently caress what was this from

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Probably :nws:





Also lol, not really, I just find it funny that you find these absurdly awkward looking ones.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I don't know about that guy, but my dick does not bend in that direction.

Also that has to be bad for her back.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



At what point does it go from sex position to predicament bondage?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
:smith: Depression and Anxiety

:unsmith: Pills

:smith: pills kill boner

:unsmith: Viagra

:smith: Viagra side effect makes it so I can't breathe through my nose, and mouth breathing fucks up kissing. Also Viagra didn't seem to have that great an effect anyway.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


You're meant to swallow it, not snort it

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

quote:

Common side effects of Viagra include: dyspepsia, headache, visual disturbance, and flushing. Other side effects include: nasal congestion. See below for a comprehensive list of adverse effects.

Edit: yes, I know it's a joke

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Beachcomber posted:

:smith: Depression and Anxiety

:unsmith: Pills

:smith: pills kill boner

:unsmith: Viagra

:smith: Viagra side effect makes it so I can't breathe through my nose, and mouth breathing fucks up kissing. Also Viagra didn't seem to have that great an effect anyway.

Have you tried Cialis?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

MightyJoe36 posted:

Have you tried Cialis?

I *could*, but all of the current boner pills work via the same mechanism, which is by inhibiting pde5. I'm pretty sure it would do the same thing. I guess I should ask my Dr. as long as I have good insurance.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
My doctor gave me an additional medication, Wellbutrin, to offset the sexual side effects of my SSRI. Might be worth asking yours if there are any medications that could do the same for you. I'm not "grandpa watching NXT" levels of horny, but it definitely helped. Divorcing my abuser also helped.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Shine posted:

My doctor gave me an additional medication, Wellbutrin, to offset the sexual side effects of my SSRI. Might be worth asking yours if there are any medications that could do the same for you. I'm not "grandpa watching NXT" levels of horny, but it definitely helped. Divorcing my abuser also helped.

On Wellbutrin, but thanks! Have talked with Dr and keep trying different drugs

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Beachcomber posted:

I *could*, but all of the current boner pills work via the same mechanism, which is by inhibiting pde5. I'm pretty sure it would do the same thing. I guess I should ask my Dr. as long as I have good insurance.

I asked because I had the same side effects with Viagra (severe nasal congestion and headache) which I do not have with Cialis.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

MightyJoe36 posted:

I asked because I had the same side effects with Viagra (severe nasal congestion and headache) which I do not have with Cialis.

lol you get a nosebleed when you’re horny like a manga character

Joan
Mar 28, 2021

Is it possible to have vaginismus without actual attempted penetration? Like if a spasm happens just from imagining it is that vaginismus?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Joan posted:

Is it possible to have vaginismus without actual attempted penetration? Like if a spasm happens just from imagining it is that vaginismus?

Yes. Vaginismus is specifically a response to attempted penetration, but in essence it's a phobia of penetration. As such, in a serious case that fear could be triggered by the thought of penetration without the accompanying act.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Is it remotely possible to gently caress someone bent over a bed without my feet, bare or socks, sliding all over the carpet? I think I even tried slippers to no avail.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Is it remotely possible to gently caress someone bent over a bed without my feet, bare or socks, sliding all over the carpet? I think I even tried slippers to no avail.

Scoot them back toward you a little so their hips are a bit off the bed. Then you can more easily keep your body directly over your feet while thrusting, and you won't slide back.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

How long should piv sex last? is 7 minute ok?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Michael Transactions posted:

How long should piv sex last? is 7 minute ok?

I thought the average was more like 3. This is very unsettling.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Michael Transactions posted:

How long should piv sex last? is 7 minute ok?

Seems okay, but also I have never timed myself. A better question is are you both satisfied with the experience? If so it's fine regardless of duration.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Michael Transactions posted:

How long should piv sex last? is 7 minute ok?

Yup.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
e: lol forgot to check the post history

Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 01:44 on May 28, 2022

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Michael Transactions posted:

How long should piv sex last? is 7 minute ok?

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18331255/

As PittTheElder said, the real answer for how long it should last is “however long feels right to you and your partner.” It’s personal, so just focus on the people involved.

However, statistically, according to Americans/Canadians, 3-7 minutes is considered “fine and normal” and 7-13 minutes is “preferable.”

Globally, the intercourse duration median is 5.5 minutes (per a 2006 study https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16422843/ ).

All of this is to say that within the varied rainbow of human sexual experience, 7 minutes is totally normal and common.
If you or your partner feel like it’s too long or too short, you can look for ways to make each other happier, but it seems fine to me.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

And I would argue that aiming for a particular duration is silly, because in my experience it's highly variable based on how long you spend doing non-PiV stuff right before that. Sometimes PiV is the main event, but sometimes it isn't.

But I'm sure there's many people who would disagree, different strokes for different folks and all that. The important thing is that it's working for you and your partner, what other people like doesn't matter.

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
huh. That explains why all of my partners are super impressed when it takes me 40 minutes to finish




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