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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

the best thing about these guys is their mocking of our pronunciation of caw, or in this one's case "awahh"

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://i.imgur.com/A6EcFwB.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Austin?

Austin.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2c7d0PQ.mp4

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

The most attractive German ravers.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/gdi5QM7.mp4

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I will never be as cool as any of these people

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Anyone know what the original music was? Dont think ive ever seen a crowd go as hard as that .

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Found it!
https://youtu.be/Abe1W1gGXy0

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Some people say he still hasn't let go of his dick

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I also found it

https://i.imgur.com/M8YE566.mp4
but like, harder

CATTASTIC has a new favorite as of 16:25 on May 29, 2022

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


QUACKTASTIC posted:

I also found it

https://i.imgur.com/M8YE566.mp4
but like, harder

syncs perfectly, must be real

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://i.imgur.com/dBrrvVe.mp4

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Faz1Drx.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

:barf:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The dick grab fight reminds me of a classic

https://i.imgur.com/HtD3sDa.mp4

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



Lol what is this a reference to?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

veni veni veni posted:

Lol what is this a reference to?

You've never seen the Big Enough video? (The part that got memed starts about 2 minutes in)

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Admittedly if I had the hair, physique and ability to ice-skate, I'd be doing that every day.

Basically what I'm trying to say is please don't doxx me like that.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Oops, double post.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


haveblue posted:

You've never seen the Big Enough video? (The part that got memed starts about 2 minutes in)

I've seen the screaming cowboy video I meant the sound clip of the guy getting his dick twisted.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

veni veni veni posted:

I've seen the screaming cowboy video I meant the sound clip of the guy getting his dick twisted.
Why do you think he's screaming.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
I dunno, looks like he also has to live in 2022 like the rest of us; isn’t that enough?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Forgall posted:

Why do you think he's screaming.

Archival Audio; US Army Bootcamp - May 2022 (colorized)

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/5EMZ8AR.mp4

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I recently had a conversation with a friend about how he poo poo his pants, and then I had a different conversation with another person who said they have done this, and now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I knew a dude who poo poo his pants walking home from my house the day after a party and he had to clean up in a diner bathroom

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

credburn posted:

...now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

Well friendo I think Occam's Razor suggest you're a pantcrapper-shitnesiac

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

credburn posted:

I recently had a conversation with a friend about how he poo poo his pants, and then I had a different conversation with another person who said they have done this, and now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

This is what you get for being friends with people who wear pants. I haven't poo poo my pants once since I stopped wearing them. It's very liberating.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

credburn posted:

I recently had a conversation with a friend about how he poo poo his pants, and then I had a different conversation with another person who said they have done this, and now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

I sharted once but I was at home, does that count?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Inceltown posted:

This is what you get for being friends with people who wear pants. I haven't poo poo my pants once since I stopped wearing them. It's very liberating.

Yeah but now you poo poo other peoples pants (if they're standing too close), so I guess its a land of stark brown contrasts.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

DandyLion posted:

Yeah but now you poo poo other peoples pants (if they're standing too close), so I guess its a land of stark brown contrasts.

They chose to wear pants. This is on them.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Inceltown posted:

They chose to wear pants. This is on them.

Literally.

I imagine this was one of the main reservations of pants when they were first introduced.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:

credburn posted:

I recently had a conversation with a friend about how he poo poo his pants, and then I had a different conversation with another person who said they have done this, and now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

I've poo poo my pants on the golf course once and the driving range once. For the former, I really started having to go on the 16th green and couldn't hold it anymore by the time we hit the 17th tee. I had to chuck my undies in the woods and leave the course. The latter, I was waiting for my dad to get back from buy our buckets of balls, but I couldn't leave our bags - and the man can loving talk. By the time he came back, I was about 30 seconds from losing it...I was at the stall door when I lost it. That was a fun cleanup.

I was stone cold sober both times.

Also when I was working at Dollar Tree, one of the hobo drunks came in one day asking to use the bathroom so I showed him to it, right down the very last aisle where all the napkins and poo poo were. Stepped into the back for a second and when I came back out, I smelled poo poo. Looked around and about 3 feet away on the carpeted floor was a loose but formed poo poo about the size of a tennis ball. Dude couldn't hold it and it rolled down his pants leg. And that's how I cleaned up biohazard with no PPE for minimum wage.

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

credburn posted:

I recently had a conversation with a friend about how he poo poo his pants, and then I had a different conversation with another person who said they have done this, and now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

In my experience, food poisoning can strike very quickly. Once, I was driving to work and suddenly felt like I’d been kicked in the stomach and like five seconds later there was a godawful mess. That was a fun hour drive home. I also know for a fact it’s happened to my brother and father at least once in their lives. So judging from my small sample size of people I’ve actually talked to about the subject, it’s surprisingly common.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




chglcu posted:

In my experience, food poisoning can strike very quickly. Once, I was driving to work and suddenly felt like I’d been kicked in the stomach and like five seconds later there was a godawful mess. That was a fun hour drive home. I also know for a fact it’s happened to my brother and father at least once in their lives. So judging from my small sample size of people I’ve actually talked to about the subject, it’s surprisingly common.

I thought I was safe the day after recovering from food poisoning.

Never trust a fart after recovering from food poisoning.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
I haven't like full on poo poo my pants but I was stuck in a hotel for work one time and it's Sunday during football season so I'm laying on the bed in my boxers watching the game and sharted a lil bit. Boxers went in the bin and I hopped in the shower, cleaned off and went back to watching the game.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the last time I did it I was eating cut up hot dogs in my fisher price chair watching the flintstones

I think about it when I see the flintstones to this day

I didn't even like the fuckin flintstones, that's just what was on

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