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Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


It's hard knowing whatever they do we don't have Rick May to fill the soundbooth for a short video about it anymore. :smith:

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Knowing Valve, if there is some kind of 'real' system, it's definitely going to be giving the community some kind of self-moderating ability. Which will definitely turn out okay and not at all like tacobot.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
we're adding a new feature where you can "kick" the bots from the server, thus solving the problem forever

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Peanut President posted:

we're adding a new feature where you can "kick" the bots from the server, thus solving the problem forever
"We've heard your feedback, and we've listened! Kicked players and bots now have to wait thirty seconds to think about what they've done before they will be allowed to rejoin the server."

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


It'll be just one person from the old team making inconsequential changes that don't really solve anything, then getting bored and moving or being moved onto whatever never-to-be-released project is the Hot New Thing at Valve

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
Didn't they put out a similar tweet a few years ago? That didn't exactly work out.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
a friend of mine just got a trade offer for his alien swarm hat, $200 worth of keys. apparently there's some bug with how the paint on them works but google isn't finding anything and all the listings I see are for basically nothing, any idea what happened?

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Countblanc posted:

a friend of mine just got a trade offer for his alien swarm hat, $200 worth of keys. apparently there's some bug with how the paint on them works but google isn't finding anything and all the listings I see are for basically nothing, any idea what happened?

There's a scam going around where people can trade using keys, use up one of the keys while the trade is going through, and get the rest of the trade back while still getting your items.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
Maybe, but he actually got the keys and has sold most (maybe all by now) of them for around $200.

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

lol I hope it was a scammer who failed the timing on that key bug.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Ditocoaf posted:

lol I hope it was a scammer who failed the timing on that key bug.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Ditocoaf posted:

lol I hope it was a scammer who failed the timing on that key bug.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
well mystery solved:



quote:

Basically when they released new team colored paints in 2011, something went wrong with the initial release and resulted in some items ending up like this where they only have blue paint and no red paint. To my knowledge, no one knows exactly why it happened, but it is very rare and extremely hard to track down items like this. In game, the item also only shows half paint and the paint only works on blu team. On red team, the item appears unpainted.
In terms of the effect it has on the item in game it's somewhat lame but in terms of glitch collecting I consider it one of the most interesting bugs, which is why I'm devoting such a ridiculous amount of time to tracking them down.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Ha, I love that TF2 items can glitch.

I have a strange pyro cosmetic (the polar fleece) that I managed to stick a Specialised Killstreak kit onto back when they first came out.

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
Been playing the game today and liking it again. The uncle dane servers are solid fun

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Jinh posted:

Been playing the game today and liking it again. The uncle dane servers are solid fun

I basically only play on Uncletopia, the Skail Casuals when Uncletopias are full(the are 24 man, no crits, casual rotation as well) and LazyPub when I want to play community maps.

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

wait, does tf2 have server selection again? did it ever stop?

huh i guess the memories blurred together with my regrettable overwatch phase

Tungsten fucked around with this message at 14:40 on May 30, 2022

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
TF2 never lost it. It did lose the ability to choose Valve Servers from the server browser, but you can still go to community servers from it. It’s listed in the “Community” button on the slash page.

Due to the bot crisis community servers are having somewhat of a renaissance. During prime evening hours there are about 70 or so full servers with under 100 ping for me (east coast US) and another 100 or so of various levels of fill.

Uncletopia are the closest to casual, but are no crit no random spread/damage. They also have better players than valve casual so they get a little sweaty at times. Skail has there casual servers (as well as their 24/7 and modded gameplay servers) that are basically the same as uncletopia with a much lower skill level, although still higher than casual. I’ll usually play there if I don’t want to try.(aka playing battle engineer, spy, or aggressive huntsman sniper)

There are still a bunch of freak fortress(vs Saxon Hale), trade, x10, Orange, etc. servers too if that’s more your thing.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

uncletopia is pretty good, though if you don't like payload you're gonna have a bad time because it seems like payload is all that's played there

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Gwyneth Palpate posted:

uncletopia is pretty good, though if you don't like payload you're gonna have a bad time because it seems like payload is all that's played there

they've put up separate payload and 5cp/koth servers now so you can go play the good game modes and let the cart-pushers self-quarantine

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
I mainly play the KOTH/5CP and it’s definitely more sweaty than the PL servers. There’s a lot more people who know how to roll out and competent medics.

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

nice, feeling nostalgic and i'll give uncletopia a shot. i spent hundreds of hours in the lost continents and texas teamplayers like 10 - 15 years ago

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

uncletopia is pretty good, though if you don't like payload you're gonna have a bad time because it seems like payload is all that's played there

Probably because the Payload pool of maps is the ones in the larger overall selection that has the least amount of crappy maps in it, 5CP is just not fun in a 12v12 semi-casual environment like Uncletopia, and A/D is mostly bad maps in general, I get the reasons why Uncle Dane limits the map rotation to the stock casual one(plus a couple bonus maps hidden in the random map pool) but it can hamper things a bit

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



If you're not playing 24/7 Hydro what's the point

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
the tower climb stage of thundermountain might be one of the best videogame maps ever conceived

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

ArfJason posted:

the tower climb stage of thundermountain might be one of the best videogame maps ever conceived

Thunder Mountain has some good parts but it's just too drat long for its own good

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

ArfJason posted:

the tower climb stage of thundermountain might be one of the best videogame maps ever conceived

:hai:

shame about some of the bits you have to endure to get there, though

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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I think you could make a good merging of the different stages of thunder mountain by eliminating like 3ish of the shittier points across the 3 stages.

Paul MaudDib
May 3, 2006

TEAM NVIDIA:
FORUM POLICE

the holy poopacy posted:

:hai:

shame about some of the bits you have to endure to get there, though

The nerf to quick fix really took my enthusiasm out. Knock back protection was perfect for pushing on those long ramps.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
I don't like any part of Thunder Mountain. No part of it is any fun to me, not even the final tower! It's a mix of horrible cramped rooms and sniperiffic open areas in all the wrong combinations. I can't recall having a fun or close game on it. I'd be curious to see a remix of it that made it just a long 4 points map or something.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

ArfJason posted:

the tower climb stage of thundermountain might be one of the best videogame maps ever conceived

This is true, but only if you're an engineer on offense. You can sentry jump from just outside the spawn door closest to the B flank route all the way up to the roof at the center of the map, rescue ranger a sentry and dispenser up there, and terrorize the entire RED team. :haw:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I basically only play on Uncletopia, the Skail Casuals when Uncletopias are full(the are 24 man, no crits, casual rotation as well) and LazyPub when I want to play community maps.

32-person A/D & Payload servers... a relic of a forgotten time (it still owns)

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

might play some tf2 this week..

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Thundermountain tower is good.


But Hightower is home town.

Its a Team Deathmatch map disguised as a Payload Race map.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

The Deleter posted:

I don't like any part of Thunder Mountain. No part of it is any fun to me, not even the final tower! It's a mix of horrible cramped rooms and sniperiffic open areas in all the wrong combinations. I can't recall having a fun or close game on it. I'd be curious to see a remix of it that made it just a long 4 points map or something.

Thundermountain is two great lessons on how to build wide open spaces that aren't utterly dominated by snipers, sandwiching an object lesson in how to fail at that.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Hihohe posted:

Thundermountain tower is good.


But Hightower is home town.

Its a Team Deathmatch map disguised as a Payload Race map.

Hightower is one of the best tf2 maps period

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


Upward is the best payload map.


Yes I'm a sniper main, why do you ask?

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

Hihohe posted:

Its a Team Deathmatch map disguised as a Payload Race map.

They really should just get rid of the payloads on that map. If you have a map where anyone who makes a pass at the nominal objective gets yelled at for being a spoilsport, that's something that should be fixable. Maybe a version where scoring the payload doesn't end the round, you just earn a "point" for your team and things continue seamlesslly / indefinitely?

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Ditocoaf posted:

They really should just get rid of the payloads on that map. If you have a map where anyone who makes a pass at the nominal objective gets yelled at for being a spoilsport, that's something that should be fixable. Maybe a version where scoring the payload doesn't end the round, you just earn a "point" for your team and things continue seamlesslly / indefinitely?

There are a few cartless 24/7 Highlander community servers. I’ve also seen a player destruction version of LazyPurples server, which seemed counter intuitive since people just camp where you load up bottles so no one fights most of the map.

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Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
I feel like making player kills the objective would ruin the vibe in a different way.

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