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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1530841223262400512 I was wondering what the glowing dildo meant but I guess its a reference to this old meme that people think is actually real  https://i.imgur.com/wlgq7cA.png
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May 30, 2022 10:28
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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1530841223262400512 Does this just blow air at the mic? Neat but impractical
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May 30, 2022 10:46
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a7m2 posted:Does this just blow air at the mic? Neat but impractical It’s ultrasound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1rozZ7ebxQ Similar things can be done with cameras and infrared light.
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May 30, 2022 10:51
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Platystemon posted:It’s ultrasound. Would a notch filter in software take care of it? Or is the hardware overwhelmed?
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May 30, 2022 11:06
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The Lone Badger posted:Would a notch filter in software take care of it? Or is the hardware overwhelmed? Good question. It’s based off this paper It would seem to require hardware changes to defeat. quote:Counter-attacks to our wearable jamming
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May 30, 2022 11:17
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Platystemon posted:It’s ultrasound. That's pretty cool!
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May 30, 2022 13:21
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tokin opposition posted:Programmer socks with faraday cage phone pockets, cat ears that block facial recognition, estrogen pills that installs Kali Linux on your dick lol if your dick didn’t come off a shelf with kali linux already on it
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May 30, 2022 16:37
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hillary clinton used a randomized white noise machine during some of her paid talks before running in 2012 to make sure you couldn't record from outside the room. this is just a refinement
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May 30, 2022 19:25
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Kill All Cops posted:I was wondering what the glowing dildo meant but I guess its a reference to this old meme that people think is actually real no amount of knowledge will never overcome horny man brain
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May 30, 2022 19:28
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there's an adversarial attack which is to listen to key presses on a keyboard and since the rhythm and somewhat unique click of each key is not random you can make good guesses as to what someone typed. I'm talking like the NSA or CIA obv not you or me, but with powerful AI trained on it. My uncle worked in that kind of stuff (no not at nintendo) and said you need to have a way to generate random clicks and presses. He also told me there's a way to (I don't understand computer hardware) read and write a bit somewhere on a drive so fast and for so long that it can reliably flip a bit in another part of the drive, and on a lot of computers you can use this to flip bits on the BIOS which is a hack that n oone is ready for
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May 30, 2022 19:30
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Antonymous posted:there's an adversarial attack which is to listen to key presses on a keyboard and since the rhythm and somewhat unique click of each key is not random you can make good guesses as to what someone typed. I'm talking like the NSA or CIA obv not you or me, but with powerful AI trained on it. I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far
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May 30, 2022 19:36
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Rutibex posted:I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far don't threaten me with a good time!!
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May 30, 2022 19:48
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Rutibex posted:I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far Inshallah
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May 30, 2022 20:21
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yeah that would rule
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May 30, 2022 20:21
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millions of people would die and i wouldn't be able to play videogames in conclusion all hail the machine god
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May 30, 2022 20:28
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Rutibex posted:I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far this will only happen after they install internet organs in us
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May 30, 2022 20:30
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Rutibex posted:I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far download Wikipedia to your phone and computer right now kiwix has a ton of poo poo. also archives of stack overflow if you want to janitor all the broken computers for some reason. https://www.kiwix.org/en/
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May 30, 2022 20:41
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mawarannahr posted:download Wikipedia to your phone and computer right now stackoverflow ... rationalwiki bitcoinwiki
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May 30, 2022 20:59
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Cup Runneth Over posted:https://github.com/hxppxcxlt/gender and you may ask yourself
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May 30, 2022 21:03
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DACK FAYDEN posted:wikipedia the internet encyclopedia of philosophy, in case of an emergency episode of existentialism with no qualified philosophers around
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May 30, 2022 21:05
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Platystemon posted:Good question. Antonymous posted:He also told me there's a way to (I don't understand computer hardware) read and write a bit somewhere on a drive so fast and for so long that it can reliably flip a bit in another part of the drive, and on a lot of computers you can use this to flip bits on the BIOS which is a hack that n oone is ready for https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Row_hammer
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May 30, 2022 21:13
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GWBBQ posted:Tech-wise, it's probably almost identical to the rowhammer exploit yeah this is exactly it
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May 30, 2022 21:24
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mawarannahr posted:download Wikipedia to your phone and computer right now you know they still make books right
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May 30, 2022 21:25
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tokin opposition posted:and i wouldn't be able to play videogames you'd still be able to play the best games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ
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May 30, 2022 21:35
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"download wikipedia"
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May 30, 2022 21:35
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Peanut President posted:you know they still make books right they don’t have everything and printing it would be expensive. quote:Print Wikipedia is an art project by Michael Mandiberg that included a printed edition of 106 volumes of the English Wikipedia as it existed on April 7, 2015. The bound paper volumes, each running 700 pages, represented a fraction of the 7,473 total volumes necessary to render the encyclopedia's extant text on that date. As first shown at the Denny Gallery in New York City during summer 2015,[2] the project included a display of the spines of the first 1,980 volumes in the set.[1][3] The 106 printed volumes included only text of the encyclopedia articles: images and references were omitted.[4] Supplementing the printed volumes of encyclopedia articles, additional print volumes included the appendix to all 7.5 million contributors to English Wikipedia (in 36 volumes) and a table of contents (in 91 volumes).[5]
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May 30, 2022 21:50
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mawarannahr posted:they don’t have everything and printing it would be expensive. Future human society will be fine without episode synopses and trivia for Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda.
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May 30, 2022 21:58
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mawarannahr posted:download Wikipedia to your phone and computer right now I'll just go to the library 
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May 30, 2022 22:24
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Rutibex posted:I'll just go to the library they burned all the books for fuel and it’s being used as a Climate Sheltet now
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May 30, 2022 22:25
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That movie fkn owned
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May 30, 2022 22:58
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mawarannahr posted:download Wikipedia to your phone and computer right now this one might be a bit more practical in some kind of apocalypse scenario. they even have printed book versions https://www.lowtechmagazine.com/
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May 30, 2022 23:34
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Rutibex posted:I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far it would be rough at first (anger over not getting to see all of better call saul) but it would so worth it once the withdrawals subside.
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May 30, 2022 23:41
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Antonymous posted:He also told me there's a way to (I don't understand computer hardware) read and write a bit somewhere on a drive so fast and for so long that it can reliably flip a bit in another part of the drive, and on a lot of computers you can use this to flip bits on the BIOS which is a hack that n oone is ready for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Row_hammer
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May 31, 2022 01:31
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all the fancy proof-of-concept technical hacks get a lot less interesting when you think about how easy it is to social engineer your way into getting the same info
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May 31, 2022 01:42
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Pro tip: be fat and nerdy looking and white and you can walk into any IT department in the world
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May 31, 2022 01:49
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way ahead of you
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May 31, 2022 02:22
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Add a clipboard if you want to get into the other departments.
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May 31, 2022 02:40
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at Facebook the sysadmins got locked out and they couldn’t get in when the site went down. that sounded funny.
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May 31, 2022 02:43
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Hire fatter sysadmins
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tokin opposition posted:Pro tip: be fat and nerdy looking and white and you can walk into any IT department in the world 1. polo shirt tucked into a pair of dockers 2. clipboard congrats, you’re now a consultant and will be welcomed into any office in North America no questions asked
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