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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
This is the most recognisable picture of Dutton, which he tried to have "deleted from the internet" and Streisand-effected :roflolmao:


e: terrifying snipe. Doubling down:

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 00:14 on May 30, 2022

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
could have saved on ink costs if they went with black text on the plain paper.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Why do so few Australian politicians have eyebrows?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Kenning posted:

Why do so few Australian politicians have eyebrows?

John Howard took them all

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Lady Disdain posted:

A quarter of a million dollars to remove a boulder ?
It was a big rock.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Even large boulders the size of small boulders move themselves for free.
Maybe this is some sort of racket, and the $250,000 is how much it costs to convince the boulder to move along of its own volition.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Lady Disdain posted:

Even large boulders the size of small boulders move themselves for free.
Maybe this is some sort of racket, and the $250,000 is how much it costs to convince the boulder to move along of its own volition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OQnykR_1s

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That’s about as much vandalism as sidewalk chalk is.

But to be fair, at least one U.S. Senator considers sidewalk chalk to be vandalism.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1531177596435701760

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
lol, everyone under the age of 30 will be all "What the gently caress is does 5 pounds per pound mean"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



How much of a moving deck chairs on the titanic change is this?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Zil posted:

How much of a moving deck chairs on the titanic change is this?
Considering that the USA is the primary cultural driver of still using imperial measurements?

Inches at best.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean british culture has become desperately hope daddy American notices us, so that tracks.

But they will never love you

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://mobile.twitter.com/rynoliddell/status/1530397455400984584

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean british culture has become desperately hope daddy American notices us, so that tracks.

But they will never love you

We’ve long since retired, US’s moved away
We called them up just the other day
We said, we’d like to see you if you don't mind They said, we’d love to, UK, if we can find the time

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

quote:

Threats and violence occurred at a youth football match at the weekend. The incident took place at noon on Saturday during a C-youth match at the George Floyd sports field in the Post Stadium, as reported by Bild am Sonntag. The 47-year-old father of a player of the Berliner Athletik Klub 07 e. V. (BAK) allegedly ran onto the pitch. According to the report, he then attacked a 14-year-old player of 1. SC Staaken.

This was allegedly triggered by the boy kicking the player, who had apparently been fouled beforehand. Video recordings would at least prove this, it was said. According to witnesses, the father of the kicked player went berserk. He forcibly pulled the 14-year-old to the ground and even choked him. According to the police, he then pulled out a knife and threatened other fathers who rushed to help. The armed man shouted "I'm going to stab you".


Some context: Several playing fields in Berlin had their names changed away from such imaginative names as "sand field" to the names of victims of racist and extremist violence, like Hatun Sürücü, Hermann Horwitz, Mete Ekşi… and George Floyd.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardianculture/status/1531443985322954752

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1341056865657106432

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






quote:

“It is alleged Mr Byrne purposely put waste sewage water into his colleague’s coffee cup at the Kildare County Council Wastewater Treatment Plant where they worked,” investigating officer Detective Garda Scott Brown told the court.
Judge Desmond Zaidan clarified whether 'sewage' referred to "faeces and urine", to which Det Gda Brown replied yes, "on a number of days". The court heard the victim drank the coffee and has developed "severe intestinal issues over a few months". Det Gda Brown said gardaí believe the motive behind Mr Byrne's alleged actions concerned overtime hours at the plant.
:itwaspoo:

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/council-worker-alleged-to-have-put-sewerage-in-colleagues-coffee-1313525.html

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


How loving big was the coffee pot to fit any kind of sewerage?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Huh. As a kid, I was taught that sewerage is poop water that needs processing and sewage is water from storm drains, etc that just gets funnelled back to the waterways.
Thanks, I guess.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Gotta cap 'em all!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/kisstheblade_/status/1531708792714436615?s=21&t=mN6i9I_zqHYlKsiIfi4sLw

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

This is the biggest fish related legal judgement since Roe v. Wade

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Whooping Crabs posted:

This is the biggest fish related legal judgement since Roe v. Wade

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



On one hand this person is worried for the health of the grandchildren, but OTOH:
https://mobile.twitter.com/kisstheblade_/status/1531712280433401856

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 07:15 on Jun 1, 2022

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
That feel when no plump wife.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Plump wife, fine life.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What about Plump DJs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ZCwMs_eqk

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Looking forward to the short comedic poems about this one

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

getting PLUMP WIFE tattooed on my belly like tupac

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Gravid Topiary posted:

getting PLUMP WIFE tattooed on my belly like tupac

I'd no idea Tupac had PLUMP WIFE tattooed on his belly. How prophetic.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS





I will never grokk the French's weird obsession with keeping their language "pure". I had a Francophile friend attempt to explain it but after a few words they just started sounding like an adult on Charlie Brown.

It's like seeing god drat fnord in text.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

citybeatnik posted:

I will never grokk the French's weird obsession with keeping their language "pure". I had a Francophile friend attempt to explain it but after a few words they just started sounding like an adult on Charlie Brown.

It's like seeing god drat fnord in text.

It's because English is an ugly language, OP.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Liberté, egalité, FATALITÉ

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