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Josef bugman posted:Was caused by the Roman Empire, I agree! Jokes on you all if you don't understand that half of the time I am seriousposting and half of the time I am shitposting, sometimes alternately within the same post!!!
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Sometimes they’re in the west, sometimes they’re in the east i just wish those Romans would stay put!
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One poster only tells jokes, and one only says serious things, and you may ask but one question to find your way to Rome.
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christmas boots posted:Sometimes they’re in the west, sometimes they’re in the east i just wish those Romans would stay put! More like the Roaming empire am I right guys!
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alexandriao posted:Jokes on you all if you don't understand that half of the time I am seriousposting and half of the time I am shitposting, sometimes alternately within the same post!!! I can't tell the difference
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docbeard posted:One poster only tells jokes, and one only says serious things, and you may ask but one question to find your way to Rome.
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May 30, 2022 23:24
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I'm almost always serious, so using a tone indicator is good I think.
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May 30, 2022 23:48
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They should make a movie where Nosferatu fights the Green Knight
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docbeard posted:One poster only tells jokes, and one only says serious things, and you may ask but one question to find your way to Rome. Why would I need to ask a question 
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May 31, 2022 02:08
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alexandriao posted:Jokes on you all if you don't understand that half of the time I am seriousposting and half of the time I am shitposting, sometimes alternately within the same post!!! Part of the meta of the thread is trying to decide when a poster is serious or joking, usually pretty easy but not always.
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Rick posted:Part of the meta of the thread is trying to decide when a poster is serious or joking, usually pretty easy but not always. Wait, like you actually have trouble sometimes or…?
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Rick posted:Part of the meta of the thread is trying to decide when a poster is serious or joking, usually pretty easy but not always. I don't think it's serious or joking, it's more like is this a serious belief the person is willing to defend or is it a passing thought they posted to stir things up
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I really dislike Curb Your Enthusiasm. Dislike the jokes, the acting is bad, it's just a way worse version of Seinfeld. I know the acting is explained by the improv nature of the show but still the performances are godawful. I have also never laughed at one of Larry's staredown scenes and I have no idea why he does it so much.
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alexandriao posted:Jokes on you all if you don't understand that half of the time I am seriousposting and half of the time I am shitposting, sometimes alternately within the same post!!! The sword that is Poe's Law cuts both ways and if your actual opinions are nearly indistinguishable from shitposts about your opinions...
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It's impossible to post ironically
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PHUO: Honey is the best dip for Chicken McNuggets. Not honey mustard, straight honey.
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I like my nuggets plain. Just pure nugget.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I like my nuggets plain. Just pure nugget. While I do too, I must admit that this is a strong username/post combo
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The Mighty Moltres posted:PHUO: Honey is the best dip for Chicken McNuggets. This is unpopular? That was the only option for McNuggets until like, the early 2000s And of course it’s the best.
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I thought they had the sweet and sour when I was a kid along with honey, but I could be wrong. Would be sometime in the late 80s.
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It is wild that "believe women" turned out to be a fad. Like, there was a couple years there were people were really into believing women. People hated rape and abuse. But I guess everybody got bored with it.
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They should introduce deer into Central Park so people can go hunting there.
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Gripweed posted:It is wild that "believe women" turned out to be a fad. Like, there was a couple years there were people were really into believing women. People hated rape and abuse. But I guess everybody got bored with it. The sentiment is fine but it was a dumb, poorly worded catchphrase
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Gripweed posted:They should introduce deer into Central Park so people can go hunting there. Not to mention how awesome it would be to have forest rats right along side sky rats and city rats all at once! Three species, one annoyance.
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Who the gently caress do fortunetellers think they're kidding? Fuckity gently caress prophecies (A greasy haired jack black lookin jock told 12 year old me that the world would end in 2012 and my face turned purple) (5 years later I would suffer a 650 hour anxiety attack for the whole month of December until the date passed) (I did not fully recover for three years)
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If you trusted some dude off the street doomsaying enough to have panic attacks that's on you homie.
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Grouchio posted:Who the gently caress do fortunetellers think they're kidding? Fuckity gently caress prophecies That's pretty silly. Every clairvoyant I know, myself included knows for a fact that the world isn't ending until Oct 13th, 2026 at 4:12 am EST.
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Grouchio posted:Who the gently caress do fortunetellers think they're kidding? Fuckity gently caress prophecies So in a way your world did end in December 2012, albeit briefly.
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veni veni veni posted:That's pretty silly. Every clairvoyant I know, myself included knows for a fact that the world isn't ending until Oct 13th, 2026 at 4:12 am EST. Oh great, another 4:12am Truther. I swear you people are getting more and more insane. It's 4:15 am EST. Always has been, always will be. 
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veni veni veni posted:That's pretty silly. Every clairvoyant I know, myself included knows for a fact that the world isn't ending until Oct 13th, 2026 at 4:12 am EST. Robobot posted:Oh great, another 4:12am Truther. I swear you people are getting more and more insane. And I suppose your apocalypse prophecy also includes the end of daylight savings time? Or is this a particularly meanspirited joke to let east coast Americans think everything is fine until it all ends an hour later?
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Olives are really nice, I'm always bewildered with the amount of people who strongly dislike them, first choice on every subway I've ever had
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Olives are really nice, I'm always bewildered with the amount of people who strongly dislike them, first choice on every subway I've ever had I'm sure they're really nice, but they taste loving awful.
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Gripweed posted:It is wild that "believe women" turned out to be a fad. Like, there was a couple years there were people were really into believing women. People hated rape and abuse. But I guess everybody got bored with it. Had to get Blue Team's molester into the White House.
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Olives are really nice, I'm always bewildered with the amount of people who strongly dislike them, first choice on every subway I've ever had There are only a couple things that are guaranteed to make me gag and feel like vomiting when eaten on their own. Olives, ketchup, and pickles are on that list.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:There are only a couple things that are guaranteed to make me gag and feel like vomiting when eaten on their own. Olives, ketchup, and pickles are on that list. What? You don’t sit down to a big bowl of ketchup every evening a slurpin and a sloppin like me at the blowjob factory
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Olives are great cause you see someone eating olives and you walk up and say "You gonna eat Olive those?!" guaranteed chuckles right there
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Why do olives taste like zombie testicles while olive oil tastes delicious?
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Olives are made out of Palmolive, a soap.
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I love olives as a snack especially green ones, but I don't like them on things. Pizza, sandwiches, hummus etc. The flavor is so strong it overtakes everything else and it just becomes olive flavored.
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