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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Glottis posted:

something about the Morbius memes feel especially forced to me. I think people just wanted a fresh topic to shove into every meme format, but in this case it actually benefits Sony, which I do not enjoy.

Sounds like you need to morb out, son.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

ImpAtom posted:

Eh, irony like turns into actual like real easy

The movie is too boring to enjoy unironically like bee movie, no ones going to watch Morbius because of the memes and if they do hopefully they'll pirate it or watch it on some anime titties on discord

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007








Pride month starts tomorrow, enjoy some gay memes:








his new Netflix show has several gross trans jokes right out of the 1990s



FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

mind the walrus posted:

I respect the effort this took

This Photoshop™ Image was created by a highly specialized team of influencers, graphic designers, and marketing specialist working for Sony™. It took four months to make and cost more than the annual GDP of Portugal™.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I have two copies of morbius, a 47mb webm and a 37mb mp4 on anime titties, and I've watched about 1 minute total. The Sony boardroom is laughing all the way to the bank

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I have two copies of morbius, a 47mb webm and a 37mb mp4 on anime titties, and I've watched about 1 minute total. The Sony boardroom is laughing all the way to the bank

No you fool, you imbecile, you clearly don't understand the brilliant 4D marketing chess being played. The 37mb MP4 of the entirety of morbius overlaid on some anime tiddies was released by Sony themselves. It makes people want to see the movie! You've fallen for their trap like some kind of sheep!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

FreudianSlippers posted:

This Photoshop™ Image was created by a highly specialized team of influencers, graphic designers, and marketing specialist working for Sony™. It took four months to make and cost more than the annual GDP of Portugal™.



Its existence is projected to increase interest in Morbius (2022, d.p. Oliver Wood) by up to 0.04% with the increased "buzz" resulting in as many as three (3) more tickets sold.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The Sony boardroom is laughing all the way to the bank

I think you will find that no one, in fact, is laughing

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
the morbing will continue until the thread title improves

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

No you fool, you imbecile, you clearly don't understand the brilliant 4D marketing chess being played. The 37mb MP4 of the entirety of morbius overlaid on some anime tiddies was released by Sony themselves. It makes people want to see the movie! You've fallen for their trap like some kind of sheep!

but I just saw morbius, for free, on some anime tits.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Benagain posted:

but I just saw morbius, for free, on some anime tits.

You just made sony .02 morbcoins morbucks

Ty Leon

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 03:19 on May 31, 2022

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Morbucks was right there.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CelticPredator posted:

Warner bros paid me to make my morb meme

Morber bros

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

The people denying the corporate origins of morb memes sure sound like exactly what I would expect someone to sound like if they were taking corporate money to force an already tired meme. But I'm on to you all and your days of easy payouts are numbered!

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I doubt the morbious stuff is really astroturfing or making Sony any money but the vast majority of it is painfully unfunny.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I mean y'all grown-rear end men act like you never heard of "any press is good press" or that in today's climate "brand engagement" is a thing media companies pay a lot of attention to, but hey whatever you are right that there's no hard dollar value attached to these memes so go hard. Go hard as you can.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What's going to be the greatest joke is it's going to literally will Morbius 2 into existence. It will be worse than the original and make more money than the original.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Who gives a morb

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Sony exec going to the bank to slap this printout down and clear out their vault

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Morb backwards is Brom, as in Brom Stoker

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

If it’s Halloween it must be morb

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Hellblazer187 posted:

I doubt the morbious stuff is really astroturfing or making Sony any money but the vast majority of it is painfully unfunny.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



bike tory posted:








Pride month starts tomorrow, enjoy some gay memes:








his new Netflix show has several gross trans jokes right out of the 1990s





I gotta fever, and the only prescription, is more DEAD COPS.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Ok here are a bunch of memes that have nothing to do with cops or morbius or anything at all really. Just memes for memes sake





































LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/t87AG1s.mp4

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



No because the fake blood in the movie is green not blue.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

muscles like this! posted:

No because the fake blood in the movie is green not blue.

Turn on your monitor.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

CaptainViolence posted:

i can't get this magic eye picture to work

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Solar surface photography is amazing

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

CelticPredator posted:

Who gives a morb

who morbs a gently caress

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Morbiusly Obese

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/0TLdPGz.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

this is only partially accurate because there's no cocaine on there for either of them

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING




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