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Rhesus Pieces posted:1. polo shirt tucked into a pair of dockers This is unfair to Latin Americans (excluding Québec).
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May 31, 2022 03:04
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mawarannahr posted:at Facebook the sysadmins got locked out and they couldn’t get in when the site went down. that sounded funny. oh yeah i remember that, iirc it was something really stupid like their internal logins used their employees' facebook accounts because zuckerberg is an idiot so the facebook authentication servers meant their internal stuff was hosed
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May 31, 2022 03:09
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Shear Modulus posted:oh yeah i remember that, iirc it was something really stupid like their internal logins used their employees' facebook accounts because zuckerberg is an idiot so the facebook authentication servers meant their internal stuff was hosed They couldn't even open the doors without the facebook servers.
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May 31, 2022 03:52
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The Lone Badger posted:They couldn't even open the doors without the facebook servers. internet of things... in the cloud how can anyone think that any of that bullshit is a good idea
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May 31, 2022 04:38
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The Lone Badger posted:They couldn't even open the doors without the facebook servers. including the doors to the server rooms where they could override the auth for the doors.
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May 31, 2022 05:01
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imagine getting stuck inside the metaverse because of the same part of the code bugging out somewhere down the line
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May 31, 2022 05:13
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more falafel please posted:including the doors to the server rooms where they could override the auth for the doors. Fortunately reality has an unpatched priviliege-escalation security flaw that allows manipulation of restricted objects by creating a physics interaction with an owned object. The Lone Badger has issued a correction as of 05:27 on May 31, 2022 |
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May 31, 2022 05:24
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Did they end up shopping for power tools to cut through the door?
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May 31, 2022 05:27
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The Saucer Hovers posted:"download wikipedia" yeah this is a thing. i got a full rip last year, it's only like 19 gigs zipped
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May 31, 2022 05:27
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Could probably get it down to 7-8GB if you leave out the articles about anime.
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May 31, 2022 05:29
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah this is a thing. i got a full rip last year, it's only like 19 gigs zipped  how big is the something awful forums archive
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May 31, 2022 06:34
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Rutibex posted:
Jeffrey, release the torrent
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May 31, 2022 06:36
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The bitch rear end electric scooter app let me put money on it and install the app at 1 am and then won't let me rent a fully charged scooter because it's not 6 am. I hate the future.
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May 31, 2022 06:38
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munce posted:internet of things... in the cloud zuckerberg wants people to use their facebook accounts for absolutely everything, why wouldn't he make his employees do that? Shitstorm Trooper posted:The bitch rear end electric scooter app let me put money on it and install the app at 1 am and then won't let me rent a fully charged scooter because it's not 6 am. I hate the future. that's stupid as hell.
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May 31, 2022 06:53
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Shear Modulus posted:that's stupid as hell. I went to the park high at 1 am for the sole purpose of riding one of the stupid scooters the park is always littered with at all hours of the night.
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May 31, 2022 07:05
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:I went to the park high at 1 am for the sole purpose of riding one of the stupid scooters the park is always littered with at all hours of the night. take one, that's littering. finders keepers! I'm sure you could wire the electric motor directly and bypass all the tech junk. throw the computer chips in the lake, they will tattle on you Rutibex has issued a correction as of 07:28 on May 31, 2022 |
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May 31, 2022 07:26
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there are articles out there that illustrate in detail how to field strip those scooters
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May 31, 2022 08:22
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You can rip out the board on a Bird scooter and replace it with one for a Xiaomi M365 for under $30.
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May 31, 2022 08:27
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GWBBQ posted:You can rip out the board on a Bird scooter and replace it with one for a Xiaomi M365 for under $30. ...go on? They owe me $5 now.
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May 31, 2022 08:42
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:...go on? They owe me $5 now.
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May 31, 2022 08:49
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GWBBQ posted:You can rip out the board on a Bird scooter and replace it with one for a Xiaomi M365 for under $30. ...there's one that's been in a creek near me for a bit, I might refurbish it. Thanks for the tip.
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May 31, 2022 09:27
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https://twitter.com/samuel_wade/status/1531802156914708480
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Jun 1, 2022 02:24
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Scratch-and-sniff confirmed for iPhone 14.
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Jun 1, 2022 02:33
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In my head canon, someone's face too closely matches the dog's rear end, so they blurred it out of respect for dog rear end face person's privacy, but the dog face was an outlier that was pruned.
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Jun 1, 2022 02:59
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automated captions at a graduation ceremony censoring the word "cum" in "cum laude"
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Jun 1, 2022 06:57
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Rutibex posted:I have the feeling the internet is just gonna stop working one morning, and every computer with WiFi will be bricked. some kind of doomsday computer flaw that russian hackers will deploy if pushed too far Now Vlad is my best friend
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Jun 1, 2022 07:54
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Waffle House posted:...there's one that's been in a creek near me for a bit, I might refurbish it. Thanks for the tip. If you want to just start one, I can't recommend you actually do it, but you're better off just picking them up off the sidewalk
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Jun 1, 2022 08:13
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Anyone have that "if I'm forced to use crypto to pay for things I will become a terrorist" tweet handy? Unsurprisingly my searches for crypto + become a terrorist aren't working so well
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Jun 1, 2022 08:30
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try yandex
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Jun 1, 2022 08:31
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https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1531780060587429888
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Jun 1, 2022 08:37
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Well yeah. Of course they’d censor a politician’s face.
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Jun 1, 2022 08:44
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death stranding 2 is gonna be lit
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Jun 1, 2022 08:44
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Big fan of the pointless flashing pink lights and the fever dream aesthetic, too bad it sucks rear end otherwise
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Jun 1, 2022 08:49
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so they put a creepy goat head on one of those Big Dog robots that have existed forever. bravo Japan, problem solved
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Jun 1, 2022 08:57
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why clean up obstacles and make society more wheelchair accessible when we could just shove the olds in a tachikoma
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Jun 1, 2022 09:33
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GWBBQ posted:You could probably wash it and get it completely cleaned and running with a bath of R-34A/Tetreafluroethane/Freon, but there is no way you could possibly justify the environmental impact unless you had a way to completely recapture) recycle the Freon. If you want to scavenge anything with a lithium battery, you're better off letting it just dry out and pull it apart for the electronics, aluminum, and lithium batteries. If I'm replacing the logic board, I may as well replace the battery pack while I have it apart; it seems like a good idea on anything upcycled like that.
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Jun 1, 2022 09:43
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Kawasaki was supposed to be developing an electric motorcycle
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Jun 1, 2022 10:59
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Actuary X posted:Kawasaki was supposed to be developing an electric motorcycle No, no Goatorcycle
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Jun 1, 2022 12:22
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Actuary X posted:Kawasaki was supposed to be developing an electric motorcycle Nailed it
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Jun 1, 2022 12:46
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I love how half-arsed the elder-aid and transport explanations are. Dude just wanted to build a robot deer, and then came up with excuses afterwards.
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Jun 1, 2022 12:51
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