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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Interesting mixture of shelled and unshelled shrimp on that pizza. Not sure if I've ever seen that before.

At least they pitted and sliced the olives

e: olive* (singular)

Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 00:16 on May 30, 2022

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Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Hell, just use a roll of sugar cookie dough to make a giant cookie, coat it in butter and nonpareils, and bake that sucker off. Embrace the giant cookie
Nonpareils?

More like nom nom pareils.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


AARD VARKMAN posted:

a nice variety of shrimp sizes and states of undress on this one


Cheesus posted:

Nonpareils?

More like nom nom pareils.
Wheb I said nonpareils what I meant was non, pareils.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993






hello I would like the dog vomit pizza

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





AARD VARKMAN posted:

a nice variety of shrimp sizes and states of undress on this one


I would so eat shrimp pizza, shrimp pizza sounds amazing.

I would not eat this shrimp pizza though, this shrimp pizza is the wrong kind of amazing

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Oh my god, I love it!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Scarodactyl posted:



Wheb I said nonpareils what I meant was non, pareils.

If someone makes this a smilie please, please, call it :pastrypop:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Hell, just use a roll of sugar cookie dough to make a giant cookie, coat it in butter and nonpareils, and bake that sucker off. Embrace the giant cookie

You, a horrible neanderthal: I'm eating fairy bread with hundreds and thousands

Me, a sophisticated: je mange du pain de fée avec de nonpareilles

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I've been looking at this for five minutes straight and I can't think of anything to even say about it, it's just like WHAT

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Breakfast, lunch, results.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1531783103177449479

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




4.8 stars, though. Very close to being the greatest pizza of all time

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






The problem here is the logistics of execution makes the centerzone seem mushier than necessary, the Extrahigh Manypizza is a noble goal and we should all strive to live lives as meaningful

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I just went to CVS to pick up beer and they had Digiorno stuffed crust personal sized pizzas. I picked up two of them. I'm curious. They are microwavable which I don't think will be good but eh, I'm lazy.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I just went to CVS to pick up beer and they had Digiorno stuffed crust personal sized pizzas. I picked up two of them. I'm curious. They are microwavable which I don't think will be good but eh, I'm lazy.

There's no need to treat yourself like that PWtF

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I just went to CVS to pick up beer and they had Digiorno stuffed crust personal sized pizzas. I picked up two of them. I'm curious. They are microwavable which I don't think will be good but eh, I'm lazy.

Do you need a welfare check?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Probably.

I had it last night. It would have been better if I threw it in the toaster oven, but it worked.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1532145401381396480

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That looks suspiciously like a Zatarain's pizza

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Is that rice?

Rice on a pizza?

That's a first for me.

Ah_Interesting
Jan 2, 2014

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Is that rice?

Rice on a pizza?

That's a first for me.

Please let it be rice (not ant eggs).

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
id try a chicken fried rice pizza np

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I too slice my canned cranberry sauce with a mandolin while having a nervous breakdown

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Ah_Interesting posted:

Please let it be rice (not ant eggs).
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escamol
Sounds good actually.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

This looks like it's assembled from the corpses of other pizzas

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Oetkerstein’s Monster

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




https://twitter.com/ChrChristensen/status/936318435499429888

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

The potato is a pizza crime, but the other stuff doesn't bother me at all. Swedes just need to realize that individual pizza slices aren't meant to serve as distinct entrees based on their segregated toppings. Chop it all up and sprinkle it in layers; if it turns into something gross that just means you had a bad idea for a pizza.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

is that actualy poo poo behind the meatballs? because it looks like 3 turds put on a pizza

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

SuddenCactus posted:

is that actualy poo poo behind the meatballs? because it looks like 3 turds put on a pizza

I think it's actually the anchovies. Instead of taking the fillets out individually they just dumped the tins upside down and called it a day.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Certainly hope they cooked it before eating.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Devils Affricate posted:

The potato is a pizza crime, but the other stuff doesn't bother me at all. Swedes just need to realize that individual pizza slices aren't meant to serve as distinct entrees based on their segregated toppings. Chop it all up and sprinkle it in layers; if it turns into something gross that just means you had a bad idea for a pizza.

Meh, I worked at a pizza place way the gently caress back that did a corned beef, cabbage, and potato pizza for st paddy's that was pretty loving legit. I think it was just olive oil base, not red sauce.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1530406321941381121

https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1532948577319694336

https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1533846225543233536

https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1534315541770297344

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would like to live in pizza/porkpie hat house

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1534199634024964096

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Roundup Ready posted:

Meh, I worked at a pizza place way the gently caress back that did a corned beef, cabbage, and potato pizza for st paddy's that was pretty loving legit. I think it was just olive oil base, not red sauce.

I'd eat that.

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EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I too slice my canned cranberry sauce with a mandolin while having a nervous breakdown

And... not only that, but only getting the ridged edge pieces of the canned cranberry. No middle pieces. A careful terrible pizza maker.

Also, I think there's real puke on the top part of this "pizza".

YUM

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