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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way presents the lighter side of asphyxiation! (December 15-17, 1938)


Dead sixty years too soon.

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Also, have some random Nancy panels:

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Kennel posted:

Dead sixty years too soon.


Have none of you used an oil lamp before? That's just ash

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

ikanreed posted:

Have none of you used an oil lamp before?

Is this a serious inquiry?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Schwarzwald posted:

Is this a serious inquiry?

We had a couple for when the power went out instead of just candles when I was a kid.

I'll explain then.

Lantern oil isn't pure(and probably was even less pure a century and change ago) and the detritus would sink to the bottom. If the oil all burned up, that left over trash would burn making nasty smoke and ash. So if you didn't clean them when you refill and let them burn out, it was pretty gross.
.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "246 - Jucika's Date In Space"


"247 - Jucika's Holiday Trip"

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Q-Rais Talks to Himself

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

ˇAragones!



Life in Hell



Sylvia




Marlys!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2018 Spiderman


1979 comics
"Money! He loving loves money!"




And our week(ish) of 70s Wizard of Id/Beetle Bailey is over, but for shits and giggles, I'm going to do a tour of another two comics this week:



Locher Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



I guess I'm relieved that this comic is apparently going with a storyline about Dawn and Jared having relationship problems, after Sunday's head-fake towards setting up Jared as the kind of guy who really wants to watch his girlfriend get it on with someone else:

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth


Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Outbursts of Everett True June 3, 1919


And He Did! June 14, 1919


Cat Tales May 15, 1925


Oaky Doaks November 11, 1936


Mopsy January 20, 1938


Up Front May 16, 1945


Bootsie’s Big ‘50s


So It Seems August 1, 1952


Again, With This poo poo December 1, 1960


Wee Pals August 4, 1966


Dogbert May 11, 1967

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Haifisch posted:

1979 comics
"Money! He loving loves money!"

are they having their conversation about attempted crimes against warbucks enterprises in the loving warbucks enterprises parking lot

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Our Boarding House (February 23-25, 1922)






Toonerville Folks (May 12-14, 1919)






Dok's "All Ashore That's Goin' Ashore" Duck (March 5, 1914)


Little Lefty (September 28-30, 1936)




Blondie From Zero (March 21-23, 1932)

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!

Bibliotechno Music posted:

ˇAragones!



Life in Hell



Sylvia




Marlys!


nothing but bangers

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slammy posted:

Again, With This poo poo December 1, 1960


Art Beeman: Serial Tax Understander

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (June 23, 2000)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000


Out Our Way presents the lighter side of asphyxiation! (December 15-17, 1938)


Prior to the smallpox vaccine, comic page laughs could be a wee bit grim.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

readingatwork posted:

Calvin and Hobbes (Feb 17-18, 1991)


There are better strips, but this one always stuck with me.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Jul. 08, 1951)


~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Andertoons

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 5/30/02



Brenda Starr 11/4-6/48





Smokey Stover 3/21/48



Everyday Movies 3/19/35



"We should have brought our lunch -- I believe the testimony is going to be very unpleasant."

Bonus Ads! Apparently 1948 saw manufacturers competing to see who could offer the most gadget-laden ring for kids.




Bonus points for describing a magnifying lens as a "Magni-Ray Ring."



Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Not gonna have a chance to post this evening, so here’s an early batch.

ˇAragones!



Life in Hell


Note that these are boomer memories of childhood rhymes, and yet I still remember (slightly different versions of) them from elementary school. Although my boomer mom probably taught me a couple.


Sylvia



Marlys!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
God drat, Holbrook really is going to drag his feet as long as he can to avoid having to get to the mongoose facing consequences for being an a-hole, isn't he

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Minimum Security 5/29/02


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Oh Marmaduke! You're too big for that other dog, which is very small and has a Small Name!

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Classic Nancy 1947

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Murdstone posted:

Mark Trail



The beaver! It is talking!

Mary Worth



Yeah Jared's a real feast.

This just reminded me of how Jules set up, then abandoned, the "animals really do talk to Mark" idea. It was like the one creative thing to do with this strip.

And is Jared supposed to be ugly? He doesn't look significantly different than anyone else in this strip.
Wait, was Jared supposed to be a burn victim or am I thinking of another guy?

Breaking Cat News





Phoebe and Her Unicorn





Wallace the Brave





Heart of the City






Curtis, you only get one strip because holy hell Comics Kingdom won't give you YESTERDAY'S strip for free.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J






Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Vargo posted:

This just reminded me of how Jules set up, then abandoned, the "animals really do talk to Mark" idea. It was like the one creative thing to do with this strip.

And is Jared supposed to be ugly? He doesn't look significantly different than anyone else in this strip.
Wait, was Jared supposed to be a burn victim or am I thinking of another guy?

Burn victim is another guy. Jared's traits are that he is a schlub who can't stop saying "Gosh, I'm so boring and forgettable. You'd be better off without me." and then getting upset when someone looks away from him.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Haifisch posted:

The Lockhorns


1) Leroy is so satisfied with his off-model Pikachu
2) The Crazy Bread and box wine combo sounds pretty great, actually.

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean


We get it, Les Moore's entire existence is suffering. Lisa got cancer and died in order to be a tragedy for him.

And I don't even know where to begin with the "Last year for printed yearbooks" moaning.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Steeple – Brian's Insides

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Steeple website

John Allison posted:

Maggie considers the Oceans series of movies the most terrifying ever made.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (August 24, 1934)


Peanuts (June 3, 1975)


Funky Winkerbean in "Oh, so now you're interested in the kids?"


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater, in which elsewhere on the island, Wimpy gets an inexplicable craving for suckling pig. (December 30, 1938)


Out Our Way (December 19-21, 1938)




After all that about the oil lamp yesterday, I'm a little bit hesitant to talk about how this is an adorable scene with the potential for hypothermia.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:04 on May 31, 2022

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Life in Hell


Note that these are boomer memories of childhood rhymes, and yet I still remember (slightly different versions of) them from elementary school. Although my boomer mom probably taught me a couple.

I know I've seen articles about regional variations in these; for instance, when I was growing up, it was "... the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away." And there are like a dozen versions of "Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts."

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

EasyEW posted:


After all that about the oil lamp yesterday, I'm a little bit hesitant to talk about how this an adorable scene with the potential for hypothermia.


It's "Out Our Way" not "And He Did". Every one of the characters in that strip lived long lives and died in bed of old age surrounded by their loving families and a dorg.

Also, when Williams does a sad strip he always does a little poem to drive it home.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Selachian posted:

I know I've seen articles about regional variations in these; for instance, when I was growing up, it was "... the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away." And there are like a dozen versions of "Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts."

I think that's the version they used in an early Simpsons episode.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Selachian posted:

I know I've seen articles about regional variations in these; for instance, when I was growing up, it was "... the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away." And there are like a dozen versions of "Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts."
Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding!),

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Docks




Retail




Popcom


Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Vargo posted:


Wallace the Brave


You've got a repeat on the first and third strips there, Vargo.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro




The Family Circus


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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I swear to god one the name just below the neck hole is "gotiddy".

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