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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Tonfa posted:

Only this forum could be so high-strung as to scold someone for saying JR says some weird poo poo

When he says weird poo poo, go for it. When he says what he and the viewer can see on the screen, he's doing his job.

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Bolt Yaride
Oct 3, 2021

by Azathoth
gently caress JR

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Nah JR owns

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
JR rules, and rules even more when he’s a lil grumpy

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

JR's great but it's also funny when the boys give him poo poo for saying weird, curmudgeonly things.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

JR can be very frustrating at times but I do think the sort of Jeff Van Gundy curmudgeonly voice of tradition role he plays on commentary is a net positive contribution. It's fun to shake your head at the TV and be like "buzz off old man" when he starts going on about how the refs are too lenient these days, but when he can add some sense of history to the match, that's great.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

don't say curm mudgeoner and gross stuff/crap all the time.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

explosivo posted:

Aw, Deadlock's taking a break from AEW reviews
I imagine they are just so burnt out in having to talk about Dynamite week to week much like how they got tired having to review Rampage as well

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
Are they just going to do the one retro show then and have shorter podcasts?

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

CVagts posted:

Are they just going to do the one retro show then and have shorter podcasts?

At least for next week, they're doing one of the big Q&A segments. So expect things to get hosed up hamburger-style

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I'm very late to this party but I finally listened to the Deadlock Pastamania review and they've made me a fan for life. I was in tears, DUDE

bladeworksmaster
Sep 6, 2010

Ok.

flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm very late to this party but I finally listened to the Deadlock Pastamania review and they've made me a fan for life. I was in tears, DUDE

GIVE ME YOUR SIDE BREAD, DUDE.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

At least for next week, they're doing one of the big Q&A segments. So expect things to get hosed up hamburger-style

I love how in the last one they're all "we brought back Q&A, don't make us regret this" and they immediately regretted it.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

"DPW Presents: Just Nutritious Pornography"

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

explosivo posted:

"DPW Presents: Just Nutritious Pornography"

They need to have a big summer event called Boy/Girl Party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACCQf8_T2Y

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I mean I agree things went off the rails but when the questions you pick are "hambaga or hot dog style" and "whats your favorite lift" you are leaning things a certain way.

I think a better question would be " who is your top 5 all time forever"

E: https://youtu.be/Rmvw7cRLI2g this is my favorite q and a

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

"I don't have an answer and I don't know the question!!!"

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm very late to this party but I finally listened to the Deadlock Pastamania review and they've made me a fan for life. I was in tears, DUDE

This might be one of my favorite syncs I've seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFGxXFz8

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I can't find the clip of just this question that used to be up but someone asked what two people theyd like to see be the only two they could see wrestle ever again and Johnny picked Sami Zayn and Ibushi then Pulse picked himself and Stacy Keibler and they just called an increasingly irate Johnny a mark for 5 minutes

E: https://youtu.be/et686_O19nU

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

explosivo posted:

Aw, Deadlock's taking a break from AEW reviews

Signing an exclusive contract with Chocopro.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




projecthalaxy posted:

I can't find the clip of just this question that used to be up but someone asked what two people theyd like to see be the only two they could see wrestle ever again and Johnny picked Sami Zayn and Ibushi then Pulse picked himself and Stacy Keibler and they just called an increasingly irate Johnny a mark for 5 minutes

E: https://youtu.be/et686_O19nU

Didn't listen to this but best of luck, I suppose, to Pulse on trying to fill the Joey Ryan shaped hole in the professional wrestling landscape.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



"We're playing checkers we're playing chess"
"Yo I wanna watch some wrestling"
"Me too"


They should replace aew reviews with roasting or loving with Johnny

ToiletofSadness
Mar 27, 2010

Suplex Liberace posted:

They should replace aew reviews with roasting or loving with Johnny

It's karmic retribution for how he treats duel, undisputed best nL boy

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
but duel is a lovely bitch who smeels

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bryan running through the behind-the-scenes of his appearance in Debbie Malenko's match is amazing. "Wait a second... who's that referee!?!?"

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

I dont remeber jeff looking as bad as lance is saying but maybe I wasn't paying as much attention

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lance is on the impact dole

duckdealer
Feb 28, 2011

Ringo Roadagain posted:

I dont remeber jeff looking as bad as lance is saying but maybe I wasn't paying as much attention

I mean it’s Lance Storm talking about AEW. He’s gonna hugely exaggerate any negative and if that’s not possible just make something up.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Lance has been co-opted and is even less useful as an analyst than before.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I haven't watched DoN yet but some people are playing it up like Jeff was doing a Victory Road 2011 and I just don't buy it. It sounds like he's just working hurt and should probably not be throwing himself off ladders every single week anymore.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Drakkel posted:

I haven't watched DoN yet but some people are playing it up like Jeff was doing a Victory Road 2011 and I just don't buy it. It sounds like he's just working hurt and should probably not be throwing himself off ladders every single week anymore.

He was fine and those people are being absurdly disingenuous and you shouldn’t listen to them

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Jerusalem posted:

Bryan running through the behind-the-scenes of his appearance in Debbie Malenko's match is amazing. "Wait a second... who's that referee!?!?"

Just glorious. Who could have foreseen that Ed from San Antonio was an incompetent promoter, even on the 4th show?

I'm excited to see what the future will hold with Debbie/Bryan.

Also yeah Jeff looked bad in the match, he looked old tired and hurt - it's okay to say this. I do want the tag match where the Hardyz team with Toni Storm when they are all at their best health.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Conrad_Birdie posted:

He was fine and those people are being absurdly disingenuous and you shouldn’t listen to them

Yeah his boot broke and the moment they fixed it he kicked rear end.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
God Craig was an rear end in a top hat about the Eagles concert. Congrats tinned tomatoes.

The_Rob posted:

Yeah his boot broke and the moment they fixed it he kicked rear end.

That was a lot of the match.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

craig is a vincel.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Wazzu posted:

God Craig was an rear end in a top hat about the Eagles concert. Congrats tinned tomatoes.

That was a lot of the match.

Not really it was only like the first maybe 2 to 5 minutes of a 19 minute match.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/justin_cesi/status/1531760982271242241?s=21&t=3Z9csvnm1tyDbic6Nxn4tw

nice pic of the WOR legends :)

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
is Bryan on two boxes

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