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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Beef Of Ages posted:

I have a Jazz CR2 (ugh) segment in July and jazz hands are the only way I believe I can endure it.

Oh you poor, poor fucker. No one deserves that. May it be short and minimally heinous for you...

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

How to moor a British airship:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xADXBPH1qXc

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.

PT6A posted:

Oh you poor, poor fucker. No one deserves that. May it be short and minimally heinous for you...

I appreciate the sympathies and may need them after I expire from the sheer terribleness of it all. The day starts with an 05:15 departure from YDF on a Rouge 319 and connects to the stankass CR2 for YYZ-MKE. Getting home early is nice, but holy poo poo I am not looking forward to any of that.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Well, unless you can take a real plane to Chicago and drive? (I’m assuming that train only runs once a day or whatever that stupid COVID schedule is)

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I've got bad news re: the flight from Deer Lake. A rouge 319 is a slight improvement on a CRJ-200 but... not by much.

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.

hobbesmaster posted:

Well, unless you can take a real plane to Chicago and drive? (I’m assuming that train only runs once a day or whatever that stupid COVID schedule is)

We use ORD somewhat frequently since it's only about an hour away as you noted. In this case, these are award tickets because Air Canada wants haha go gently caress yourself money for tickets to or from YDF whereas saver awards were available to MKE and not to ORD, so it is what it is. Amtrak actually runs several times per day between Chicago and Milwaukee but the issue is that you have to get from ORD to Union Station in downtown Chicago which is a 45 minute ride on the Blue line plus a two block walk over to Union Station, then the 90 minute ride up to MKE.

By the time all that poo poo happens, it's much more cost effective to rent a car one way and drive it.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Beef Of Ages posted:

By the time all that poo poo happens, it's much more cost effective to rent a car one way and drive it.

I "love" how often this is the right answer in the US.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran



Brilliant and well-produced.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

When you people studied for your PPL, did you actually benefit from books? I'm following a remote learning course but it's basically just slide presentations and quizzes. I have no idea to gauge how thorough it is (although the volume of information seems to be in the right order).

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Lord Stimperor posted:

When you people studied for your PPL, did you actually benefit from books? I'm following a remote learning course but it's basically just slide presentations and quizzes. I have no idea to gauge how thorough it is (although the volume of information seems to be in the right order).

For FAA written exams, use Sheppard air and memorize everything. The information tested in the written is largely useless- for your oral exam, do some ground with your instructor! Or join the discord server and have us teach you everything

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Lord Stimperor posted:

When you people studied for your PPL, did you actually benefit from books? I'm following a remote learning course but it's basically just slide presentations and quizzes. I have no idea to gauge how thorough it is (although the volume of information seems to be in the right order).

Patagonian Cavy is dead on about using Sheppard (or something similar) for the written, but as far as actual information, the FAA's Airplane Flying Handbook and Pilots Handbook of Aeronautical Knowledge are great resources, and are free to boot.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Topgun Maverick is bloody good. Don't slack off, watch it in the cinema.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Humphreys posted:

Topgun Maverick is bloody good. Don't slack off, watch it in the cinema.

It's some really good F-18 porn, but the movie is basically this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZq-tlJTrU&t=11s

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Humphreys posted:

Topgun Maverick is bloody good. Don't slack off, watch it in the cinema.

It's a better Star Wars movie than Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker, but A New Hope was a better remake of Dam Busters.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Ardeem posted:

It's a better Star Wars movie than Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker, but A New Hope was a better remake of Dam Busters.

633 Squadron.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I could not help but see the scene where Cruise and Teller are in the snowy woods as a conversation between two writers in the wrtiers' room, which made it a very good/funny scene.

Cruise: It makes zero sense for you to be here in this scene and location!
Teller We foreshadowed this! With dialogue!
Cruise: But that was just some poo poo I said, as a dumb trope! Why did you take that seriously?!
Teller: We are all dumb tropes, dude! It's what we do! *shrugs*

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The plot is thinly veiled 80’s action schlock to get to the plane porn, which is good.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Thinking F-18s can do plane porn is like thinking ugly people can do regular porn :colbert:

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Thinking F-18s can do plane porn is like thinking ugly people can do regular porn :colbert:

So the F-18s just need to put step brother in the title?

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Ardeem posted:

It's a better Star Wars movie than Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker, but A New Hope was a better remake of Dam Busters.

Chewbacca is a much better name for the dog.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
The boat (not the ships) and the helicopter were secret stars of the show over the planes.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Idk there’s one plane that comes out in act 3 that was pretty dope if you ask me.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If that movie didn't do it for you, you did not go there to see a Top Gun sequel.

Edit: I'm told the Hawkeye crew are legit, which I suspected.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

I could not help but see the scene where Cruise and Teller are in the snowy woods as a conversation between two writers in the wrtiers' room, which made it a very good/funny scene.

Cruise: It makes zero sense for you to be here in this scene and location!
Teller We foreshadowed this! With dialogue!
Cruise: But that was just some poo poo I said, as a dumb trope! Why did you take that seriously?!
Teller: We are all dumb tropes, dude! It's what we do! *shrugs*

It wasn’t until the we hate movies episode on the original top gun that I caught that in the end of the prologue:

quote:

Don't screw around with me Maverick. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Miramar. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Top Gun.

They literally say the characters in this movie are going to the movie! :lol:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Hey people, I assume this thread has talked about the Trevor Jacobs poo poo?

Can anyone give me an approximate page number so I can read back on it

Thanks in advance

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

hobbesmaster posted:

They literally say the characters in this movie are going to the movie! :lol:

:confused:

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1531151399618236416?t=gKyuvlJa4JheJ131-834hw&s=19

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Nice!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cop waiting for me in the FBO because I "landed through a red light" (self.flying)

quote:

This is not a shitpost I promise.

So I was practicing some landings after sundown at an untowered airport in florida on Friday. Everything goes smoothly, completely standard flight. I get out of the plane and start tying down after the flight, and after walking inside I see a man in a uniform asking if I had just been landing in a white plane. At first I thought I might be getting ramp checked, and said I was. I asked if he was an ASI.

Turns out it's a normal street cop. He asks how I'm doing and if everything is OK. I reply that yes, everything was fine, and ask if something was wrong?

He replies that he saw me landing since he was parked near the approach end of the runway outside the airport, and saw me land even though there were red lights to the left of the runway. He admits that he doesn't know much about this kind of thing, but says that he'd imagine that seeing red lights on a runway wasn't good.

I'm super confused because I didn't see any red lights, and don't even know of any lights that would stop me from landing other than a light gun, which this airport doesn't have on account if it being UNTOWERED. After asking him exactly what he thinks happens, followed by a bit of back and forth I realized what the problem was.

He saw the PAPI lights, and since he was on the ground they looked red...

I explain this to him, show him the PHAK diagram and tell him how it works, and tell him that everything was fine. After a bit of convincing he admitted that he was outside of his domain and apologized, then he left.

TLDR: Cop sees papi lights and thinks it works like a red light at an intersection.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

That just sounds like a very bored cop

Though, Florida…

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2CIAKVTOrc

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

How does the angle of observation factor into the visible color?

E - Wait, does the setup only show the “not going to die” color if you’re viewing it from the optimal position/orientation in relation to the lights/runway? If so that’s a pretty slick way of handling that completely passively.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Warbird posted:

How does the angle of observation factor into the visible color?

E - Wait, does the setup only show the “not going to die” color if you’re viewing it from the optimal position/orientation in relation to the lights/runway? If so that’s a pretty slick way of handling that completely passively.

It just has louvres/optics so that lamps of each color are only visible from certain angles.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 05:58 on May 31, 2022

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Warbird posted:

How does the angle of observation factor into the visible color?

E - Wait, does the setup only show the “not going to die” color if you’re viewing it from the optimal position/orientation in relation to the lights/runway? If so that’s a pretty slick way of handling that completely passively.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precision_approach_path_indicator

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

That police confrontation kind of reminds me of when I did some time building in Southern Utah a while back. I didn't know what Colorado City, AZ was (Mormon Fundamentalist polygamist sect settlement). I went there now and then for touch and goes since there was never any traffic and started to notice trucks with a bunch of guys in the back showing up near the runway.

I thought they were there to plane watch and judge my landings, but later learned they were likely town authorities ready to confront me if I actually landed. I stopped going there after learning about it all, it was before the Warren Jeffs stuff came about. There weren't ever any NOTAMs about it not being usable.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

https://youtu.be/2b7YBoSVjoQ

Little blurb on the YF23 including some stuff I never knew about (Naval version?)

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

slidebite posted:

https://youtu.be/2b7YBoSVjoQ

Little blurb on the YF23 including some stuff I never knew about (Naval version?)

I watched a couple of Mr Off-brand Mustard videos and the fact that he makes a bunch of videos about Russian vaporware superjets raises some red flags for me. Does he actually do a good job researching his content?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Can't comment on that, I think this is the first vid of his I've seen. From my quick watch he puts some research into it, but he's no curious droid.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


slidebite posted:

Can't comment on that, I think this is the first vid of his I've seen. From my quick watch he puts some research into it, but he's no curious droid.

I think Curious Droid is a part time youtuber, and fulltime killer for hire that removes all bodyhair to limit the DNA left at the scene. Also Techmoan is a underground boxing bookies accountant.

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