[TRUM] I am the fucking President. Take me to the Capitol now.

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worst thing about june This poll is closed.
that god drat terrible glass animals song that	41	11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo	75	20.22%
too hot	90	24.26%
amerikkka still exists	165	44.47%
Total:	243 votes

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Zurtilik posted:

Why are politicians always killing people with or in cars?

really easy to make it look like an accident

# ? May 31, 2022 22:49

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:57

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

jesus this line

Bethamphetamine posted:

Paul�s older brother was pronounced dead after all his parts arrived at Mills Memorial Hospital in San Mateo.

# ? May 31, 2022 22:50

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

this looks like mike stoklosa lmao

this is le worst movie i've ever seen, mon dieu

# ? May 31, 2022 22:51

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1531744178388013066

# ? May 31, 2022 22:51

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

*hospital staff with pile of all of paul pelosi's brothers parts except for his head*

"look im just sayin that we wait a couple more minutes to call it is all! u never know!"

Fuckt Tupp has issued a correction as of 22:55 on May 31, 2022

# ? May 31, 2022 22:52

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

corporations turning their logos rainbow colored is dorky but on the other hand it's not great that don jr is leaning all in to being a public homophobe

# ? May 31, 2022 22:53

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1531744178388013066

i think this year it'll be way interesting to see how much more naked corporate white dudes in suits pride is becoming versus slightly less corporate (but still corporate) pride based on how few companies say the words "gay" and "trans"

# ? May 31, 2022 22:53

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1531744178388013066

Hell yeah!

# ? May 31, 2022 22:53

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

quote:

His brother, David Pelosi, 19, was likely strangled by a neck brace he had been wearing due to a previous neck fracture due to his brother's driving, according to the San Francisco Examiner report.

Paul, who suffered a broken collarbone in the wreck, called for help after breaking free from his car, the report said.
Highway Patrolman Thomas Ganley told the local outlet at the time that Paul said his older brother had urged him to slow down in the moments before the crash.

�This is a bad stretch � better slow down. Don't do this to me again,� David is said to have told his brother.

lol

# ? May 31, 2022 22:54

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

# ? May 31, 2022 22:54

Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Where is Trump's other failson?

# ? May 31, 2022 22:54

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress; Ultra Carp

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1531738700413026310

Abortion rights are saved!

# ? May 31, 2022 22:54

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Lin Wood loses appeal to block Georgia bar from seeking mental health exam

quote:

A federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday that attorney Lin Wood cannot sue to stop the Georgia state bar from forcing to have him take a mental health exam.

Reuters first reported that the "Atlanta-based U.S. Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit affirmed a district court ruling" that rejected Wood's lawsuit against the bar.

The Georgia state bar has requested that Wood take a mental health exam as a part of an investigation into the attorney after he promoted election conspiracy theories and tweeted that then-Vice President Mike Pence should be executed.

In a 20-page order on Tuesday, the panel of judges did not agree with Wood's accusation that the Georgia state bar requested the mental health exam in "bad faith." In fact, they were concerned for his health and safety.

"The panel also said Wood will have an opportunity to raise constitutional claims before the Supreme Court of Georgia, and that court had declined a request from Wood to pause the disciplinary proceedings," according to Reuters.

# ? May 31, 2022 22:55

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Zurtilik posted:

Where is Trump's other failson?

in hiding because he knows that any day now mueller will come for him

# ? May 31, 2022 22:55

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

# ? May 31, 2022 22:56

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress; Ultra Carp

Bethamphetamine posted:

Paul�s older brother was pronounced dead after all his parts arrived at Mills Memorial Hospital in San Mateo.

Good for all Pelosis IMO

# ? May 31, 2022 22:56

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1531754474695495681?t=8uQ-dFPhq_W8JkN2bKp79A&s=19

# ? May 31, 2022 22:56

Too Many Birds: Jan 8, 2020

yeah can i get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

trump?

# ? May 31, 2022 22:57

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

# ? May 31, 2022 22:59

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

# ? May 31, 2022 22:59

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/0XPVoF4.mp4

# ? May 31, 2022 22:59

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

i thought i was the only one that had an irrational hatred for that glass animals song

i mean i don't like any of their work but that song is just soooo bad

# ? May 31, 2022 23:00

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1531715822418370563

# ? May 31, 2022 23:00

Ferdinand Bardamu: Apr 30, 2013

truml!

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/new...4X_8ylfcVrVPAAk

quote:

The North County Police Cooperative reports that there was a shoot-out on Friday, May 27, that left three people injured after a person open carrying an AR-15 was robbed at gunpoint.

The individual went inside Wellston Food Market on 6250 Page Avenue open carrying the semi-automatic rifle, but did not use it in a threatening manner and left the store. Outside of the store, shortly before 3 p.m., an adult male confronted the individual, brandished a weapon and demanded the AR-15.

The individual handed over the assault-style rifle, but then went to a vehicle and retrieved another gun. A shootout ensued. Two innocent bystanders were struck during the shootout, and the adult male who had initiated the robbery was struck several times by gunfire. According to police reports, the robbery victim left the scene and then another male returned moments later and shot the individual who had initially taken the rifle.

When police arrived on the scene, they found an adult male with several gunshot wounds lying in front of the store in critical condition. Reports say the bystanders were not critically injured.

# ? May 31, 2022 23:00

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

# ? May 31, 2022 23:01

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Too Many Birds posted:

yeah can i get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

trump?

you want that wet or sloppy?

# ? May 31, 2022 23:01