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Dophin ate Hartons child and he's distraught. He went to the car where Dophin and himself were. Dophin isn't there. He's probably eaten Hartons kid. Harton's screaming his head off. The dogs are barking. The dogs are barking. The dogs are barking." "What dogs?" "Hartons dogs. Dophin's dogs." "Dophin's dogs are barking?" "Hartons dogs are barking." "Oh. You want me to go over there?" "I want you to go over there, now." "Now? Right now?" "Now. Before Harton gets here. I want you to go over there." "Who's going to watch your dogs?" "They're at the neighbor's." "But, the neighbor's got a dog." "I'll take care of it." "I don't know if I should—" "I don't want to wait any longer. If I don't go over there now, I'm afraid he's going to kill me." "I don't know if I should—" "Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:It really is lol i love how you can tell the one dead center is pulling from a william blake painting
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Trump boobs
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RandomBlue posted:this is the worst tumpr thread I've every seen. diminishing returns wut wut beautiful! Rubellavator posted:
it really is
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Buddykins called his latina girlfriend. "Hola mi amor," he whispered from the darkness of the call. "Oh no," she whispered, brushing her lips across the phone, "I think he just went to the bathroom. He was pissing all night." "Oh man, you are a professional at these things." "Mmm, mmm." "Will I hear his pee while he's on the phone?" "No, no, you'll just hear him in the background." "Oh good," Buddykins said, "because I'm dying to see the look on his face."
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Jun 1, 2022 00:19
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Really looking forward to this loser expiring.
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Mayor Dave posted:Donald Trump was mad that everyone kept laughing at his weird toadstool penis, so he went to the doctor. The doctor said he was fine. President Donald J. Trump found himself in a panic. "Pills, you gotta help me," he said — the president would refer to any medical staffer as "pills" — Melania is going to be in the bedroom tonight. "I need, you know, the hard, the hard candy. The stuff that makes you, you know, like, hard. Hard like a soda can." The White House physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson, had just left the Oval Office, where he'd been discussing the president's health with Trump. "I don't know what he's talking about," Jackson told me. "He's talking about his diet." The president was talking about his diet. "He's a good eater," Jackson said. "He eats a lot of steak. He eats a lot of hamburgers. He eats a lot of pizza. He eats a lot of chicken. He eats a lot of ribs. He eats a lot of fish. He eats a lot of salads. He eats a lot of vegetables. He eats a lot of pasta. He eats a lot of French fries. He eats a lot of ice cream. He eats a lot of French toast. He eats a lot of bacon. He eats a lot of ice cream. He eats a lot of pancakes. He eats a lot of pancakes. He eats a lot of waffles. He eats a lot of waffles.
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next do trump and schnorkles
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To be fair to Elon, why did anyone ever think he was familiar with computer programming and coding?
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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1531776902574358528
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computer generate an elon aphex twin
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I won't be posting in this thread until June, thanks
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Red Baron posted:FRANK HERBERT’S
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Asproigerosis posted:To be fair to Elon, why did anyone ever think he was familiar with computer programming and coding? excellent pr instincts
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tinstaach posted:I won't be posting in this thread until June, thanks TRUMP TRUMP
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CaptainBeefart posted:Really looking forward to this loser expiring. his life's goal is to die on Mars.
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tinstaach posted:I won't be posting in this thread until June, thanks I'll only be posting in the bespoke and original pisssssssssssssss sssssssss sssssssss sssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssassssasssssss sssssssssssssssssssssss sss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssss sssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssss ssss ssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssss sssssssss sssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssassssasssssss sssssssssssssssssssssss sss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssss thread tyvm
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Trump boobs
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quote:November 22, 1963. The day the President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, was shot in Dallas, Texas. I remember exactly where I was that day. I was living in Washington D.C. at the time, and I remember being glued to the TV, watching it all unfold. I was 14 years old at the time and my world was forever changed. One of the sample prompts was abt the JFK assassination so I'm messing adjacent to that and I just cannot stop laughing at "Lee Harvey Oswald, another prankster"
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tinstaach posted:I won't be posting in this thread until June, thanks yet another autoban. Mods make sure you don't miss trhis one.
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Consummate Professional posted:computer generate an elon aphex twin 
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Asproigerosis posted:To be fair to Elon, why did anyone ever think he was familiar with computer programming and coding? coded paypal from scratch by himself
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tinstaach posted:I won't be posting in this thread until June, thanks your welcome
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:his life's goal is to die on Mars. Closest he'll get is a Mars Bar exec's island.
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CaptainBeefart posted:Really looking forward to this loser expiring. 
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:next do trump and schnorkles 
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Spaced God posted:"Lee Harvey Oswald, another prankster"
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Asproigerosis posted:To be fair to Elon, why did anyone ever think he was familiar with computer programming and coding? Because that's what he wanted Tesla fans to think.
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  WrasslorMonkey posted:It really is omg Rubellavator posted:
this.... is beautiful BONGHITZ posted:live, laugh, anime
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How a Delta Air Lines Executive Spends His Sundays: Ryan Marzullo is a frequent user of the SkyMiles frequent flyer program. He has 1.7 million miles with the airline, and he regularly uses them to book award tickets and to fund international travel. He spends between $20,000 and $40,000 a year on airfare, a trip for a friend’s wedding that cost $14,000, and a 1,200-mile-long round-trip journey from Sacramento to Las Vegas. But Marzullo has a better idea of how he’ll be using miles than how to rack up the most miles. 
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