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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Noblesse oblige is just :thermidor: insurance, but the Scaife/Koch/Murdoch approach is just to make the poors fight each other instead

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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t think that’s his point

Sorry, I can't read your bourgeoisie post. :ussr:

OwlFancier posted:

Technically yes, if everyone were incapable of performing the labour it requires it would collapse. Being stupid and/or lazy, is thus, praxis.

I was born for this.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Pththya-lyi posted:

he's accidentally right about public libraries not being socialist. The major driving force behind the American public library was Andrew Carnegie, a steel baron, proponent of laissez-faire economics, and dude who let Henry Clay Frick go ham on the Homestead strikers. Carnegie funded free libraries out of a kind of noblesse oblige, not out of any belief in socialism.


but still, gently caress OP. tell me about the cool free poo poo your public library has to offer. mine has free dvds and ebooks and you can sign up to have a librarian teach you how to do computer

E: lol, loser https://twitter.com/patriotjism/status/1531637951540641798?s=20&t=NbTA1sgnTISsiLBq57QvYA

My library has two Nintendo Switch systems. Sure those you can check out for in library use and not take home, but they also have Switch games.

I got a Cricut Easy Press for my partner a few weeks ago. Just this $100+ tool and they handed to me for no money or form of payment needing to be on record.

They also keep a running total of how much you've save in the last year/lifetime and in the two years I've had a card I'm at like $3000 saved

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Len posted:

My library has two Nintendo Switch systems. Sure those you can check out for in library use and not take home, but they also have Switch games.

I got a Cricut Easy Press for my partner a few weeks ago. Just this $100+ tool and they handed to me for no money or form of payment needing to be on record.

They also keep a running total of how much you've save in the last year/lifetime and in the two years I've had a card I'm at like $3000 saved

My local library has Switch, PS4, PS5, and XBone games, many of which are very much the type you would rent back in the old days and play over a weekend rather than bothering to buy.

They also have museum passes, wifi hotspots with unlimited data, some even have loving cookware and appliances you can borrow. My only complaint about my library is that it closes too early because we don't fund it enough.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

My library is rad and among its services offers a Maker's Space with about any equipment you could need. Some computers capable of video editing, laser cutter, 3d printers, sewing machines, etc. I don't trust a motherfucker that dislikes a library.

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Jun 1, 2022

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Neito posted:

My local library has Switch, PS4, PS5, and XBone games, many of which are very much the type you would rent back in the old days and play over a weekend rather than bothering to buy.

They also have museum passes, wifi hotspots with unlimited data, some even have loving cookware and appliances you can borrow. My only complaint about my library is that it closes too early because we don't fund it enough.

I got the new Kirby from my a week or two back. I once got some book from them and it was just book 1 of a trilogy. Not only did they buy 2 and 3 after I requested them they also put them on hold so I got the books first.

I really need to become a friend of the library because I want to give them money for the service they provide

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
One thing I don't think gets emphasized enough about libraries is how they can function as community centers or meeting places. Not to get pretentious about it, but I think if you're just thinking of a library as a places that stores information that you go to borrow you're only seeing a very small part of the role it can and should play in a healthy community.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

christmas boots posted:

One thing I don't think gets emphasized enough about libraries is how they can function as community centers or meeting places. Not to get pretentious about it, but I think if you're just thinking of a library as a places that stores information that you go to borrow you're only seeing a very small part of the role it can and should play in a healthy community.

"Oh you mean all those homeless people laying about in there likely doing drugs?"

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Americans are so weirdly against having any sort of public or semipublic hangout space that isn't just a straight up restaurant.

Sonic Dude
May 6, 2009

christmas boots posted:

One thing I don't think gets emphasized enough about libraries is how they can function as community centers or meeting places. Not to get pretentious about it, but I think if you're just thinking of a library as a places that stores information that you go to borrow you're only seeing a very small part of the role it can and should play in a healthy community.

The town I grew up in had a bunch of small libraries all over the place, mostly in strip malls, that worked that way. There were meeting rooms that Cub Scouts did stuff in, after-school programs, adult literacy classes, etc. Then they got some grant money and built one huge library in the old industrial part of downtown, nowhere near any residential areas or bus stops or restaurants or consumer-facing businesses of any type. All of the small libraries closed one by one.

Within two years it was this:

McCracAttack posted:

"Oh you mean all those homeless people laying about in there likely doing drugs?"

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Neito posted:

Americans are so weirdly against having any sort of public or semipublic hangout space that isn't just a straight up restaurant.

It's literally just fear of homeless people. You'll never get any real support for tackling that problem the correct way (housing and whatever other services they need) but you will get support for stupid poo poo like removing all the benches in a subway station to discourage "vagrancy".

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

McCracAttack posted:

It's literally just fear of homeless people. You'll never get any real support for tackling that problem the correct way (housing and whatever other services they need) but you will get support for stupid poo poo like removing all the benches in a subway station to discourage "vagrancy".

Anything but causing property prices to take a hit. People would rather round up those they deem lesser and gas them than have their house drop in value.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
American suburb brain is just constant 24/7 siege mentality.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ghost Leviathan posted:

American suburb brain is just constant 24/7 siege mentality.

If my life is going to be mindless routine, then I want nothing to interrupt it whatsoever. I have my fast food week mapped out and my Walmart run planned down to the red-light sequence.

If a homeless person accosts me at the offramp stop sign and makes me uncomfortably improvise my comportment for thirty seconds, or worse, admit that there are imperfections in what I have convinced myself is my immaculate life, there will be hell to pay

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Surely this got posted in here, right?

https://twitter.com/river_is_nice/status/1530182991766507520
https://twitter.com/river_is_nice/status/1530293789226573826

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Ghost Leviathan posted:

American suburb brain is just constant 24/7 siege mentality.

Hey, you'd feel that way too if you were just the absolute worst people who are factually and morally wrong about everything.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Reading the replies and some people think that being able to walk to the store innately generates crime and drug addiction.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I keep thinking back to that time I tried to buy a house. Met the realtor in the driveway and they opened with, "Isn't this a nice neighborhood? Nobody walking around!"

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
thinking about the park with the sick playground setup just a few blocks from my childhood apartment, and how I'd have to either drive for about five minutes or walk along a road with blind curves and no sidewalk to access anything comparable where I live now


gently caress this bullshit

E:

Skwirl posted:

That's cumface isn't it?

yeah

Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 02:43 on Jun 1, 2022

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
That's cumface isn't it?

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Hey everybody, this guy's giving out free blowjobs!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
River doesn't seem all that nice

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Skwirl posted:

That's cumface isn't it?

For those who aren't up on the lore. Possibly :nws: for :gizz:

https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1530614809661583361

https://i.imgur.com/0CwO8oU.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gMczIG5.jpg

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

:shittypop:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
why would anyone ever click those links??

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
I clicked on the links. It's the same guy sliding into someone's DMs saying they made him so horny he came on his own face and then a photo of him with ejaculate sprayed across his face. Do not click the links.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I clicked on the links. It's the same guy sliding into someone's DMs saying they made him so horny he came on his face and then a photo of him with ejaculate sprayed across his face. Do not click the links.

It's a super obvious fake/photoshop though
it's like none of yall have ever gotten cum in your moustaches before.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
Oh that would explain it, I'm clean shaven

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

It's a super obvious fake/photoshop though
it's like none of yall have ever gotten cum in your moustaches before.

Yeah, isn't it just his normal profile picture but with cum edited on?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I clicked on the links. It's the same guy sliding into someone's DMs saying they made him so horny he came on his own face and then a photo of him with ejaculate sprayed across his face. Do not click the links.

Also the person that made them so horny is a picture of tall bart simpson.

Also they show up like 7 times in the comments going "no I didn't send that, this isn't real, I promise."

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It will never end. Good.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

EL BROMANCE posted:

It will never end. Good.



Did she say something else? I feel bad that the last thing I saw I agreed with, since it was pointing out how gross the astroturfed Amber Heard hate is.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Coolness Averted posted:

Did she say something else? I feel bad that the last thing I saw I agreed with, since it was pointing out how gross the astroturfed Amber Heard hate is.

Even the stopped clock is right twice a day.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
So I see the below and am curious about the context, so I click and find this in the comments:
https://twitter.com/Dear_Lonely1/status/1531399511062347776

https://twitter.com/thirtysilver/status/1531661540272660480

:confused:

(Also I forgot that Eastwood is like 6'4")

Coolness Averted posted:

Did she say something else? I feel bad that the last thing I saw I agreed with, since it was pointing out how gross the astroturfed Amber Heard hate is.

It seems she was asked to leave the courtroom at one point, due to constantly being on her phone during the trial.

Speaking of Depp v Heard, I saw this scroll by in the livechat and thought it was dumb (but light-hearted enough) for a chuckle:

quote:

LETS GET SOME HACKERS TO HACK THE COURT LAPTOP AND SHOW THEM THE TRUTH!!!

"The court laptop"... :allears:

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Read After Burning posted:


"The court laptop"... :allears:

I mean, when I was a juror there was a court laptop in the well hooked up to the big projector. It was offline though, whoever was presenting would just plug their usb drive into it to show photos or whatever.

That might be giving things too much thought though. :v:

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
https://twitter.com/SethGreen/status/1529278652420018178

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Shes still at it
https://twitter.com/adamtotscomix/status/1531413931104866304




OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Baron von Eevl posted:

Also the person that made them so horny is a picture of tall bart simpson.

Also they show up like 7 times in the comments going "no I didn't send that, this isn't real, I promise."

Exactly what a face cummer would say.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

Now that's a meltdown

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Here is an Amazon review of the Animal Crossing manga:

quote:

This is NOT appropriate for kids. I was looking for a sweet manga for my 8 year old niece, who loves Animal Crossing, and this came up when I searched for “manga for kids”. Luckily I knew that with manga you just never know what they mean by “for kids”, so I read it before giving it as a gift. Good thing I did! There’s a picture of a statue that imitates”The Birth of Venus”, but using one of the characters, mostly naked except for a sheet. Another character runs around completely naked with only a tiny fig leaf covering his privates. There are statues of used swim clothes, dirty and buzzing with flies. The rest of the manga is full of gags and slapstick humor, somewhat structured around a group of friends arriving at the deserted island at the start of Animal Crossing. I should also note that 3/4 of the book is about this loose story, and the rest is a list of characters and one page gags. If that’s your thing, fine. But as an adult I didn’t find it interesting or even humorous, and I certainly won’t be giving this to a child. (If you want a cute manga for kids, try Chi’s Sweet Home.)

:ohdear: :bahgawd:

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