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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



I want this guys job and also his drug stash

Just getting lit and shitposting all day

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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Larger bodies of water are always calmer. It is known

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

CommieGIR posted:

"We can't do a proper river crossing, crossing the English Channel will be a breeze."

"River crossing? We have airmobile troops" :smug:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Xakura posted:

"River crossing? We have airmobile troops" :smug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo8IfGCJE74

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
sexy Red Alert woman: "Comrade General, we will take this rock formation from the capitalists in order....for the purpose of....you know what I can't do this. I was supposed to be the star of Baywatch Nights"

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Stravag posted:

Larger bodies of water are always calmer. It is known

Like the Black Sea. :doit: :blyat:

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
No no, they were talking about this stonehenge

Orthanc6
Nov 4, 2009

Uncle Enzo posted:

Lol what are these people smoking? Invade Poland next? Invade the UK? With what army? They're going to invade NATO countries? This is Hitler levels of delusion.

How long until some duma member gives an impassioned speech about invading North Carolina and marching on Washington DC?

Even Hitler knew Operation Sea Lion was impossible, even after Dunkirk and with most of Europe under his control. Russia can't even amphibious attack Odessa, which is in a neighboring country with no navy. The only hard drug I can think of that could cause this level of delusion is a hard rock applied vigorously to the forehead.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I think is some random RU Jr. Officer just spouting off at the mouth, and it gets out when people above are like, "that sounds cool"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I almost hope they try. The Brits could use another naval victory.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
They’re stealing plans from Carmen Sandiego. Did anyone check that Yellowstone is still there?

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Man that is some wild laced poo poo they're smoking. Admirall kuznetsov vs the Queen Elizabeth and Prince of Wales! Su-27s vs F-35s! I wanna see this fight

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

It's just the usual wartime Russian state tv bluster, not a week passes without them threatening to nuke and/or invade someone.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Uncle Enzo posted:

Lol what are these people smoking? Invade Poland next? Invade the UK? With what army? They're going to invade NATO countries? This is Hitler levels of delusion.

Honestly they're starting to make Hitler look pretty grounded

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Well if England’s just going to project the queen’s loving face on the thing maybe Russia should have it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Official statement from the Ministry of Defence: "You wot, mate?"

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Meanwhile, a bunch of angry men in and around Hereford are masturbating furiously at the idea.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Jimmy Smuts posted:

Man that is some wild laced poo poo they're smoking. Admirall kuznetsov vs the Queen Elizabeth and Prince of Wales! Su-27s vs F-35s! I wanna see this fight

Sounds like some DCS YouTube poo poo

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Jimmy Smuts posted:

Man that is some wild laced poo poo they're smoking. Admirall kuznetsov vs the Queen Elizabeth and Prince of Wales! Su-27s vs F-35s! I wanna see this fight

When the Kuznetsov deployed to Syria didn't it have an operational complement of like, 3 flyable planes?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

McNally posted:

Sounds like some DCS YouTube poo poo

Parliament vs the Kremlin

Stonehenge vs Dargavs cemetery

a bunch of drunken louts with boxcutters on each side

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Russia's plan for monetary stability: Putin bucks

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I loving love Street Fighter. I want a full size rendition of this.

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Uncle Enzo posted:

When the Kuznetsov deployed to Syria didn't it have an operational complement of like, 3 flyable planes?
I think it was 12, and 2 crashed while landing. So 16% of the air wing was lost.

Jimmy Smuts fucked around with this message at 20:44 on May 31, 2022

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

bulletsponge13 posted:

I loving love Street Fighter. I want a full size rendition of this.


This is the best I've found
edit: here's a better one https://paintingvalley.com/download-image#m-bison-painting-33.jpg

Jimmy Smuts fucked around with this message at 21:48 on May 31, 2022

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

No, I mean I want the size from the movie- the 6 foot by 10 foot beast. Lol

My wife bought me that wonderful mini one for my desk.

I worked at a comic store for years, and my coworker and I became instant friends after I mumbled a 'For me, it was Tuesday' after dealing with a super painful customer.

"Did you just quote Street Fighter?"
"gently caress yeah."
"How great is that loving movie?!"

We shortly became best friends.

gently caress it, I'm watching that poo poo this week.

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

bulletsponge13 posted:

No, I mean I want the size from the movie- the 6 foot by 10 foot beast. Lol

My wife bought me that wonderful mini one for my desk.

I worked at a comic store for years, and my coworker and I became instant friends after I mumbled a 'For me, it was Tuesday' after dealing with a super painful customer.

"Did you just quote Street Fighter?"
"gently caress yeah."
"How great is that loving movie?!"

We shortly became best friends.

gently caress it, I'm watching that poo poo this week.
I want it too now, it looks awesome, just need to find a pic with high enough resolution to get it professionally printed

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

bulletsponge13 posted:

No, I mean I want the size from the movie- the 6 foot by 10 foot beast. Lol

My wife bought me that wonderful mini one for my desk.

I worked at a comic store for years, and my coworker and I became instant friends after I mumbled a 'For me, it was Tuesday' after dealing with a super painful customer.

"Did you just quote Street Fighter?"
"gently caress yeah."
"How great is that loving movie?!"

We shortly became best friends.

gently caress it, I'm watching that poo poo this week.

Can't get it up to 72" x 120" without losing all the detail, but this one is 24" x 29" at 300DPI

https://www.mediafire.com/file/j64l4u1y31od459/MBison.jpg/file

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Funny enough, same coworker took a street fighter playing card, paid someone to clean up the image, and made me a full size Shadowloo Recruiting Poster- the Bison Wants You one seen in the background.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1531777588640763904?t=GorqAdYqUIhM7m-QUlBI2Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1531777596345790465?t=QvooBwNhx2Mw82pZpkyemA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1531777604243554304?t=dcyR2iO3uYu6ctyRUoF9mg&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1531777612049268738?t=aGVy1AQVEgooNoncwJcoOA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1531777620735676421?t=kkzQQ9B7TNWBcDsF6J2IgA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1531777629065461760?t=GEuL3dmdBj8YFqfqdXLnfA&s=19

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
Two interesting threads on the soon to be delivered GMRLS systems.

TLDR: 70+km range, 5m CEP

https://twitter.com/noclador/status/1531012132975910912
https://twitter.com/noclador/status/1531067601006301184

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

karoshi posted:

Two interesting threads on the soon to be delivered GMRLS systems.

TLDR: 70+km range, 5m CEP

https://twitter.com/noclador/status/1531012132975910912
https://twitter.com/noclador/status/1531067601006301184

Because Twitter is awful it won’t show me those tweets until I change my preferences which when I go to change are set to allow sensitive content already. Long story short, gently caress Twitter- Can you or someone else who knows how to please make a threadreader link for this thread? Those are useful and I’d really like to read this thread.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Edit figured it out: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1531067601006301184.html

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
And here’s the other thread. Sorry they’re out of order. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1531067601006301184.html

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



karoshi posted:

Two interesting threads on the soon to be delivered GMRLS systems.

TLDR: 70+km range, 5m CEP

https://twitter.com/noclador/status/1531012132975910912
https://twitter.com/noclador/status/1531067601006301184

hnnnrrrrgh i'm so angry about missile systems. Who's this chump, again?

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Because Twitter is awful it won’t show me those tweets until I change my preferences which when I go to change are set to allow sensitive content already. Long story short, gently caress Twitter- Can you or someone else who knows how to please make a threadreader link for this thread? Those are useful and I’d really like to read this thread.

Replace twitter.com with nitter.net, and you get the pictures too.

https://nitter.net/noclador/status/1531067601006301184#m
https://nitter.net/noclador/status/1531067601006301184#m

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

God Bless the MLRS :911:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DefensieMin/status/1531987107245395969

So was like no one meeting their treaty obligations before this

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
A lot weren’t. Sometimes it’s 1.9% vs 2%, sometimes it’s “I have no money but I’m game to help in every other way I can,” other times it’s just a country with a refusal to pay, play along, but gets mad at countries with less money elsewhere in NATO or he EU.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/DefensieMin/status/1531987107245395969

So was like no one meeting their treaty obligations before this

The US and the former Warsaw Pact countries were exceeding the 2% goal and that was about it. The Eastern Europeans in general go out of their way to demonstrate that they have a place in NATO.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well, apparently they realize the need for it more acutely then their western brethren.

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