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Soul Dentist posted:So it's the exact same thing as truck drivers and speed You got it.
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Do you remember that Zinedine Zidane headbutt thread? conformi remembers. quote:Luca Guadagnino, Call me by your name, 2017 (very good follow, they juxtapose coordinating images on the diagonal)
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God of Tundra And rock and roll-ol-looolll The snow you're underrrr Will slowly rob you of your virgin sooouuuul
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Mister Speaker posted:Canonically, it's still a machine folding space in the DUNE universe. The Holtzmann Drive is never fully explained, but it's the thing doing the legwork. The spice is needed because they don't use computers anymore to plot their courses. Since space-folding is probabilistic, you need the prescient effects of spice intoxication to observe the correct path through foldspace and avoid any hazards. Spice is for faithless cowards, Jesus take the wheel.
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Outrail posted:Spice is for faithless cowards, Jesus take the wheel. Is Jesus in the Orange Catholic bible?... Probably, I guess, with a name like that
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Outrail posted:Spice is for faithless cowards, Jesus take the wheel. 
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Infinitum posted:What's a Doomcock I can't believe it took three pages for someone to post the required reply, but Not much, what'sa Doomcock with you?
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Soul Dentist posted:So it's the exact same thing as truck drivers and speed Yeah but with fewer worms
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BallerBallerDillz posted:Yeah but with fewer worms you sure about that? e: oh i guess it can be read both ways
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Hotdog fleshlight enthusiast Somebody has a new favorite as of 13:29 on Jun 1, 2022 |
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Hotdogs were the original fleshlights, if you think about it
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They're not looking for just any men, they need Japanese men with relatively small penises and below average looks, because the JAV market loves them some uggos for the guys.
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Kwyndig posted:They're not looking for just any men, they need Japanese men with relatively small penises and below average looks, because the JAV market loves them some uggos for the guys. Go on...
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Nobody want to work anymore
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Humphreys posted:Go on... That's about all I know, I'm not some porno wizard.
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Porno wizard, got such a supple wrist
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Do they have to be Japanese? Cos I've got those other two criteria nailed.
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Roblo posted:Do they have to be Japanese? Cos I've got those other two criteria nailed. are your genitals naturally pixelated? from the historical documents i've seen the japanese have naturally pixelated genitals
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No but it's got this piece of black tape on it that I can't get off
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Kwyndig posted:That's about all I know, I'm not some porno wizard. Mods, please rename this poster "Kwyndig, the porno wizard".
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There has to be a twist.
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The Lone Badger posted:There has to be a twist. I certainly hope not, that'd hurt like hell.  .
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Data Graham posted:No but it's got this piece of black tape on it that I can't get off Well have you tried foreplay?
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The Lone Badger posted:There has to be a twist. You have to be able to tolerate that high pitched squeal thing Japanese women do in those pornos
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I take off my robe and wizard hat
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This wizard's staff has a knob on the end.
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Expellianus! Hufflepuff! Accio boobalaboobiloobies!
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Kwyndig posted:They're not looking for just any men, they need Japanese men with relatively small penises and below average looks, because the JAV market loves them some uggos for the guys. Oh... Oh no... Yeah that totally rules me out... Definitely don't fit that description... I'm not Japanese 
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SuddenCactus posted:are your genitals naturally pixelated? from the historical documents i've seen the japanese have naturally pixelated genitals Isn't the law in Japan that you can't show public hair? Why don't they all just get Brazilian waxes?
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Scratch Monkey posted:You have to be able to tolerate that high pitched squeal thing Japanese women do in those pornos Japanese porn is hosed up. I enjoy watching attractive Asian women gently caress but they always seem to be suffering (and probably are) no matter what they're doing and the whole thing where they're OK with showing a woman taking a gallon of cum on her face but feel the need to pixellate the dicks seems like an odd priority and a strange place to Draw The Line. Then you got all that weird Hentai poo poo. I don't pretend to know or understand the parameters that the Japanese set around the activity of jerking off alone in a hotel room or an apartment and refuse to try but pixellated genitals are odd. Like seeing an erect cock or a woman enjoying sex is gonna send us over the edge or some poo poo. In closing, Japanese pornography is a land of contrasts.
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All of the censorship stuff you are talking about was put into place by the MacArthur occupation government after WW2 so uh it may not just be the inscrutable Japanese character or whatever
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