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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm so embarrassed

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Poe
Jul 22, 2007





"Going to tell everyone about the sexual deviancy in this game, then clock another hour plus into it."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Time for a fun game of "guess the rest of the game description"



Bad Bad
Developer 3000Studio
Publisher 3000Studio
Released Apr 14, 2022

You play as a shooter along the way shooting bombs, destroying barricades, finding supplies and roads until you see a helicopter to complete the game. After the battle, don't forget to admire the anime foot wall on the road.

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

The game building textures are close-ups of anime female feet, including silk feet, bare feet, feet painted with cream, and bound feet.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The gameplay trailer is worth a watch for the rolling and grenade sound effects

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


quote:

“The game building textures are close-ups of anime female feet, including silk feet, bare feet, feet painted with cream, and bound feet. The adult content in the game is limited to this, and does not include underage pornography, sexual assault, non-consensual sexual behavior, drug use, alcoholism, self-harm, politics, violence, blood and other content.”

GeekTheMage
May 20, 2001
My

quote:

“The game building textures are close-ups of anime female feet, including silk feet, bare feet, feet painted with cream, and bound feet. The adult content in the game is limited to this, and does not include underage pornography, sexual assault, non-consensual sexual behavior, drug use, alcoholism, self-harm, politics, violence, blood and other content.”
shirt is making people ask a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I fear "and other content" is probably doing some heavy lifting as well.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

https://twitter.com/microtrailers/status/1525546787519479812

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





:ohdear:

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Grandpa is very touchy about his cheese.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




It's his church cheese.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Even for steam that's impressively low effort

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

When does 'low effort, first unity project' become an aesthetic people seek out, like the retro game aesthetic?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
When the kids who grew up playing then come to power.

Same reason retro is a thing

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Killingyouguy! posted:

When does 'low effort, first unity project' become an aesthetic people seek out, like the retro game aesthetic?

Likely to never be a thing. RPG Maker games can also be particularly lazy, and it's not like asset shop assets have any charm on their own.

Now, games that pretend to be asset flips And Then Something Spooky Happens...

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

CharlestheHammer posted:

When the kids who grew up playing then come to power.

Same reason retro is a thing

Yeah poo poo is going to be wild when kids who grew up with a tablet and free app store garbage shoved into their face have jobs and income.

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
Will they make games whose files have no folder structure?

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


https://twitter.com/RancidSlime/status/1528241001369899009?s=20&t=Ikrxdug2E6ohs5MlvFex8g

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/microtrailers/status/1527635175298973696

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


One review so far:

quote:

Bought this as a joke but was very disappointed when there was no nudity or sexual content, i would feel comfortable playing this at work, just foot fetish stuff if your into that. good for a couple laughs though.
Somehow they managed to put a half hour into it though.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
what the gently caress is OL

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

ymgve posted:

what the gently caress is OL

Office Lady. Basically the sexist secretary stereotype/fetish.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

sneakyfrog posted:

i mean that is one way to turn off your monitor

AG3 posted:

Get out.


:emptyquote:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





quote:

Features:

  • meet 6 most influential furry war characters
  • decided the fate of this war with your choices
  • unlock the gallery with live2D animated sex scenes

Humanity was a mistake

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Furmanity

e: Furrer Hitler was right there cmon

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
mane furrer

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009
I was very afraid to ask what Hitler's "best decisions" would entail, but then I realized he did shoot himself in the head. So there's that, I guess.

On the other hand, that same act also included killing a litter of puppies on the way out, so I think we can safely say that Hitler was just the worst.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Sobatchja Morda posted:

I was very afraid to ask what Hitler's "best decisions" would entail, but then I realized he did shoot himself in the head. So there's that, I guess.

On the other hand, that same act also included killing a litter of puppies on the way out, so I think we can safely say that Hitler was just the worst.

A car in every driveway!
The Autoban network!

(Both were actually grift to build up his military, no one ever actually got a VolkWagen)

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

New Fire Emblem game?

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

Dibs on the Terrans.

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler
Sounds like the Conception games but without the euphemism.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

jonsicoli posted:

Likely to never be a thing. RPG Maker games can also be particularly lazy, and it's not like asset shop assets have any charm on their own.

Now, games that pretend to be asset flips And Then Something Spooky Happens...

To The Moon was already a thing. And Yume Nikki. Newgrounds already had its big breakout hits that are reaching the nostalgia phase. Also you get people going back to these tools- or who never left them- and now actually know what they're doing.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Something seems weird about this restaurant.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1952950/Restaurant_Simulator/

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

I think this developer goes by at least four different names on Steam: Elon3D, Simulatte, Realizm and realizm.

Extra funny: They're doing livestreams of their games, presumably for the current Steam event. Each day one game gets streamed (Bookstore Simulator, Restaurant Simulator, Movie Theater Simulator and BATTLE OF BILLIONAIRES). I checked the one for Bookstore Simulator and it appears to be looping footage of them reading the Kama Sutra.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Restaurant Simulator posted:


  • 1. Walk around a realistic 3d restaurant
  • 2. Order various food and drink options and have a waiter server your food.
  • 3. Chat with people around the bar
  • 4. Experience a 3d Realistic in first person and enjoy the music.

:hmmyes: Seems like it checks out

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



There's no fire exit.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

One large Hum and Cheese Pizza please

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

I'm the Bandicam watermark.

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