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Yes 106 15.84%
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Goku 446 66.67%
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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Shifty Nipples posted:

wish he would hurry up and go to mars

and not come back of course

Viz need to update these

https://twitter.com/dhbjones/status/1391790053375029258

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Serephina posted:

It also could have been four cars all failing to yield at an intersection and all t-boning each other simultaneously, which is now my new head cannon.


This kind of junction barely exists in the UK, it would nearly always be a roundabout if all 4 roads had a similar traffic load, or it would be a minor road giving way to the main road.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Celebrate!

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1531067777469104129

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rcqx9j7l0v1qigfjt.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

salmon sack slap

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh God this page slaps!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

One in a million shot, doc

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Baby I swear it's not you, it's that salmon that blasted me in the balls 10 years ago.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Happy birthday indeed.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Should have worn a cod piece.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Must be one of those gay fish Kanye was singing about

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Can someone put the audio of the simpsons "doink" sound on that, from when hans moleman gets nutted

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

we had a dude at summer camp who infamously had one enormously low-hanging testicle, I mean way down there. We called him Big Balls Louie the instant we found out and forgot his real name immediately (it was not Louie).

Anyway he claimed it was due to some weird hernia and insisted he could cram it into his leg and it wouldn't shock me if he not only could get it to the hip socket, but also smoosh it. That's the saga of Big Balls Louie.

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the gonad VIP
When my balls dropped, one didn't stop
But it ain't botherin' me
I'm Big Balls Louie, mancub
I'll stroll right into town
And be better than the other men
With my big balls swingin' around!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rct9q0oZMr1vmobp0_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rcsvgeFBAc1qigfjt.mp4

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWxLjAqSM18

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Cats are just the best.



https://i.imgur.com/2eKcpXh.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/WjUl9yv.mp4

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003



They did, there was a strip were Branson/Musk/Bezos were trying to be the first to have a poo poo on the Moon, well I think that was the story, may have been Mars

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

null_pointer posted:

Should have worn a cod piece.

:haw:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

please be a fish to the face please be a fish to the face please be a fish to the face

*boink*

Everything went better than expected :peanut:







Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

null_pointer posted:

Should have worn a cod piece.
:vince:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Et tu, Footpath?

https://i.imgur.com/fual7x4.mp4

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, I figured two cars stopped normally, a porsche pulls up behind them and stops normally, then another car bumps the porsche which hits the next two cars. The porsche driver doesn't see any real damage to the rear of their car and says to the fourth driver not to worry about it. The problem is the three front cars all had collisions, with damage, that was all caused by the fourth car. There is no fourth car anymore, nobody has their info. The porsche is now held responsible for the whole thing because they were the last car in line and as far as anyone can prove hit the second car into the first.

This is close to what happened, although I don't have 100% detail because I wasn't there. Car 1 (ours) comes to a stop at a junction with Car 2 behind. A moment later the driver of Car 1 feels a bump as Car 2 hits the back of Car 1, followed by another as the Porsche hits Car 2. At some point in there, although we don't know when, Car 4 hits the Porsche.

In a three-car scenario it seems most likely that the Porsche was going too fast and the driver had just slammed on the brakes when it hit the stationary Car 2, knocking it into Car 1 before rolling into Car 2. Car 4 couldn't quite brake in time and only tapped the back of the Porsche, which is why the front two drivers felt two impacts instead of three.

However, the involvement of Car 4 raises a different possibility: that the Porsche was in the process of braking correctly when it was hit by Car 4, who braked too late. The Porsche was thus going faster than the driver intended when it hit Car 2, because it was suddenly accelerated by the impact from behind, while Car 4 is slowed enough to stop without fully joining the pile-up. It's possible for this to happen without the Porsche being damaged from behind because force of impact is determined by relative speed between the two objects, not absolute speed of the striking object. If the Porsche was doing 30mph and Car 4 hits it while doing 40mph, it's as if the stationary Porsche had been hit by a car going only 10mph.

This is why the last car in a serial collision is deemed at fault unless there's evidence to the contrary (e.g. Driver 2 was driving correctly when Driver 1 suddenly slammed on the brakes). The last driver had the most time to brake and the most opportunities to make things worse.

(As for the Porsche driver letting Car 4 go because "he's a mensch" and knew the other driver wasn't at fault - when have you ever seen an idiot in a road dildo take responsibility for his own bad driving?)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the gonad VIP
When my balls dropped, one didn't stop
But it ain't botherin' me
I'm Big Balls Louie, mancub
I'll stroll right into town
And be better than the other men
With my big balls swingin' around!


I don’t wanna be like you.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Jedit posted:

(As for the Porsche driver letting Car 4 go because "he's a mensch" and knew the other driver wasn't at fault - when have you ever seen an idiot in a road dildo take responsibility for his own bad driving?)

Aside from the story you just told us?

And thank you for explaining. It makes way more sense to me now and does sound like they were potentially at fault. For a bit there I thought the lead car was being held responsible and I was super confused.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/DtxEvgy.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

what a cock

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Dang construction workers, always calling out to birds on the sidewalk pavement

They should have left the footprints though :3:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Robobot posted:

Aside from the story you just told us?

There's a difference between taking responsibility for your actions and being held responsible for them.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

should've definitely been blocked

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/osinttechnical/status/1532100583590711296?s=21&t=xWIotZ1vBcGu3CI1_bVMbg


This is at least the third time someone has leaked classified info to get their tank buffed in a video game.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Zero One posted:

This is at least the third time someone has leaked classified info to get their tank buffed in a video game.

Does it work?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Cock of the (side)walk.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I think it's a hen

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

old bean factory posted:

I think it's a hen

That's perverse!

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


old bean factory posted:

I think it's a hen

Ok, then how about "wet cem-hen-t"?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/IrishMirror/status/1531945201333325824
Yes that's the entire point

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

DiHK posted:

Does it work?

No because the software dev will only use legally publicly available resources to spec the tanks. Which they keep reminding their users of every time it happens.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader



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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rcv96klW9I1r0uzl6.mp4

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bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007


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