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Where I come from the taquerias know how to wrap a burrito properly so it doesn't fall apart in the first place. That burrito in the photo is a shameful burrito. Like if you asked someone from 1980s Iowa to make you a burrito, you'd get something like that.
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Or heat up the tortilla so its not just pale as gently caress and can actually hold a shape
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Jun 1, 2022 18:56
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Candy floss wrapping paper and that tape you have edible present
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The Glumslinger posted:Or heat up the tortilla so its not just pale as gently caress and can actually hold a shape Yeah, you gotta toss the tortilla on the grill for a bit.
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I think it’s pretty useful for like chipotle, whose burritos regularly shred and leak badly in my experience. Also just eat a truck load of tacos instead.
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Neil Armbong posted:I’m p sure he was fawning over Chinese 9-9-6 culture a couple weeks back and how work is life there and how great that is. From the article quote:
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Where I come from the taquerias know how to wrap a burrito properly so it doesn't fall apart in the first place. even taco bell burrito's stay together. this is a solution in search of a problem.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:03
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I put the burrito on the table and shove my face into it. Juices and filling flies everywhere but my hands remain clean.
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Neil Armbong posted:even taco bell burrito's stay together. this is a solution in search of a problem. Burritos: the only thing Texas and California can agree on.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I put the burrito on the table and shove my face into it.  this is a solid approach. I would much rather do this than use a piece of edible tape. I actually got sort of ok at folding burritos the last few years and...well you get good at putting a whole lot more filling in there once you have some semblance of an idea of what you're doing. That poverty burrito in the picture has a lot of room to grow if you have any half assed idea how it works. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jun 1, 2022 |
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Abugadu posted:I’m terrible about trying to tough out pain before seeking help. Welp, I feel way better about waiting ~4 weeks before getting my hernia checked out lol. Then I had to wait a month and a half for surgery 
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Skwirl posted:From the article  No one wants to work in sweatshop conditions anymore
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Elon's deep-seated cultural impulse to crack the whip just shining right on through.
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Also top gun whipped rear end. Dumb in all the exact right ways. I loved it.
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LeeMajors posted:Dumb in all the exact right ways. The stars collided perfectly and I saw that post and this video at the same moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl2Z9tgg8xY
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https://twitter.com/AchillesF6/status/1532006618828709888?t=oyKbDPbg0MMo9bBYdE7wyQ&s=19 Been in Vegas since early Friday for AEW Double or Nothing with my wrestling podcast cohosts and DSA comrades; was really happy I made the drive to Bryce yesterday (with a bonus trip through Zion) Hadn't been there since 2015
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they need to wrap the last 2 inches of the burrito with of the tasty tape to prevent me from needing to shove the whole goddamned thing in my mouth at the end but other than that it's completely unnecessary
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achillesforever6 posted:https://twitter.com/AchillesF6/status/1532006618828709888?t=oyKbDPbg0MMo9bBYdE7wyQ&s=19 Double or Nothing absolutely whipped
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I still maintain that all burger places should serve their burgers with a mini bun the size of a dinner roll and burrito places should give you a taco size tortilla so you can make a miniature with all the bits that fall out when you eat it. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Just a real class act. https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1532100681070428162?t=FdbjKuTzYzOW2GX6gv3Edw&s=19
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Spoeank posted:they need to wrap the last 2 inches of the burrito with of the tasty tape to prevent me from needing to shove the whole goddamned thing in my mouth at the end but other than that it's completely unnecessary If the burrito falls apart when you try to eat it, it’s being assembled with either too much filling or too small a tortilla. It’s wild that Chipotle either can’t figure out how to roll a burrito or thinks it’s endearing how messy they are.
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Skwirl posted:Just a real class act. "Oh, it takes a while for people to stop grieving? Months, even years? That's unfortunate, but we'll hold out as long as it takes"
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It's hard to sum up white people making ethnic food better than "we designed a tape we could eat"
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General Dog posted:If the burrito falls apart when you try to eat it, it’s being assembled with either too much filling or too small a tortilla. It’s wild that Chipotle either can’t figure out how to roll a burrito or thinks it’s endearing how messy they are. Chipotle created a weird arms race where every burrito needs to rival a mission burrito but nobody puts it in a big enough tortilla
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I never have trouble with Freebirds burritos falling apart.
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You eat fraudulent freebirds trash burritos Santa Barbara original or get OUTTA HERE
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I prefer street style tacos to burritos. But when I was super loving poor I'd make burritos that were mostly rice and beans. They were fine for food that's vaguely healthy and you're really trying to stretch a buck, but not something I'd serve a guest.
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set the counter to zero https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1532135205624074242
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Skwirl posted:I prefer street style tacos to burritos. But when I was super loving poor I'd make burritos that were mostly rice and beans. They were fine for food that's vaguely healthy and you're really trying to stretch a buck, but not something I'd serve a guest. 1 lb of ground turkey mixed with burrito seasoning and a can of refried black beans will get you through a lot of meals for about a 5 dollar investment.
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Vertical Lime posted:set the counter to zero Old news, newer shooty: https://twitter.com/MikeRogersTV/status/1532134732237971456
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Vertical Lime posted:set the counter to zero The counter was already at zero. There were 13 mass shootings over the weekend.
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GD_American posted:It's hard to sum up white people making ethnic food better than "we designed a tape we could eat" Old news.  And the best burrito is a pizza burrito.
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My favorite burrito is eggs, cheese, potato, salsa
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Obi Wan ep 2 spoiler: Why the gently caress does he change out of his disguise and into his jedi robes in the middle of the city as a way to stay hidden? e: lol what the gently caress Leia. this is dumb even by kid character standards Intruder fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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Pron on VHS posted:My favorite burrito is eggs, cheese, potato, salsa 
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Pron on VHS posted:My favorite burrito is eggs, cheese, potato, salsa Hell yeah There’s a place here that sells breakfast burritos at farmers markets and I found out last week that you can buy them frozen by the half dozen. I have a box in the freezer right now 
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Vertical Lime posted:set the counter to zero There have been eighteen mass shootings since Uvalde.
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Pron on VHS posted:My favorite burrito is eggs, cheese, potato, salsa Yes but add bacon.
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Braksgirl posted:Yes but add bacon. In Texas they call this a Q taco (bacon, potato, cheese and refried beans).
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Braksgirl posted:Yes but add bacon. Look at us agreeing on something
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