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Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

If you're going to live a life of borrowed opinions, you can do worse than choosing correct ones to borrow

# ? Jun 2, 2022 06:50

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# ? May 31, 2024 11:18

Dazerbeams: Jul 8, 2009

Who the hell is watching GoT anymore? This lady needs to GTFO pronto.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 07:18

Evil Willow: Apr 26, 2007; Bored now...

Piell posted:

AITA for telling my daughter that she hurt her dad's feelings?

UPDATE: AITA for telling my daughter that she hurt her dad's feelings

quote:

I read through all the comments and took the time to revaluate everything. A lot of the comments were saying how my husband felt inferior to Tom and his family, I will actually disagree to that and say he feels superior. I thought back and realized over the years he always thought he was superior to anyone, especially his own family - us. He was the greatest, he can do no wrong and I was blinded and went along with this behavior. He'd start arguments with our girls for no reason, maybe they shared info about something they researched, he'd always have to jump in to say 'no, no this is wrong, I did more research than you and I have the facts'. It was always 'look at me, I do this, I do that'. He never liked Tom because he felt his family wasn't "humble", even though they haven't done anything to suggest that - but he thought that because they didn't suck up to him.

Me and him sat down and had a long, serious conversation about this. Of course he thought I was overreacting and defending Anna and Tom against him. I told him to apologize to Tom, he refused. I then said at the very least, he should apologize to Anna - he said he had done nothing to apologize for, especially to his own children. This went on for a couple of days, I suggested counseling, he said he didn't need counseling but maybe I did because "I don't understand how anything works". Bottom line - we've separated and are getting divorced. I've realized that I've had enough of this, acting as an enabler to someone with no desire to change and the biggest thing, that I didn't support my daughters in order to support him.

Both Anna and Mary have supported me in this. My (ex) husband just said something about how 'we never appreciated him' and 'this is for the better, he deserves more'. Good riddance, I say.

Thanks everyone for your comments and really helping me see everything and realize I was justifying his behavior. I'm doing well and so are my daughters - I've personally apologized to Tom and his family from my end and they have been understanding. Looking forward to new beginnings!

# ? Jun 2, 2022 07:27

Hughlander: May 11, 2005

AITA for telling my brother I won't help him or his kids and calling cops on him

quote:

Throwaway I 43m had an older sister (47f Connie) who died at 25. She had mental issues due to an accident that happened before i was born so I only knew what she was like disabled and disfigured. The only people who loved and took care of her were me and my mother. My brother(39m Nick) and the rest of the family saw her a burden and waste of space. If my mom or I weren't around he'd bully her. She eventually like i said passed away. The only thing my brother had to say about my sister was good riddance. I kept a lot of stuff of hers over the years.

Skip years later of little to no contact with my brother. His wife left him and the kids after his business fell through due the pandemic. I travel for work and live in a 2 bedroom apartment alone. He called me asking to meet up so we could talk. He came to my place and the first thing he said was you actually have pictures of her in your house? I didn't say anything let him keep going he talked about his situation and how him and his kids need a place to stay and since I'm rarely home it's perfect but he would need to take down her pictures because it would upset his kids too much seeing someone like her. I told him to gtfo and i wouldn't help him after he insulted our sister's memory and all disabled/disfigured. He called me a few choice words saying how I'm terrible for choosing a dead (r word) over my own brother before leaving.

About a month goes by I'm in another part of the country for work. I get a notification on my camera that someone just entered my home. I assumed it was my aunt who comes by to feed my cat so i didn't bother checking it. A few days go by and I get the same notification more frequently than her normally just coming by. I finally checked and i see my nephews and brother entering and throwing their stuff down like they just got home. I tried to call him but was sent to voice. I texted and said i know you're in my apartment and if you don't get out by the next hour I'm calling the police. He looked his phone chuckled and put it in his pocket. I gave him two hours before calling. This Isn't his first offense so he will be in jail for sometime and my nephews are staying at my aunt's. When I came home my pictures and keepsakes of her were completely gone.

My whole family except my mom is calling me an ahole and i didn't take seriously because they are ablist. However my friends are saying i should've let her go already and helped him.

Give me your house! Oh and our sister's memories

Hughlander fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jun 2, 2022

# ? Jun 2, 2022 08:09

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

AITA for pressing charges against the guy who damaged my car?

quote:

I (19F) ran for student government, competing with a another student (21M) for the position. The whole campaign got very nasty, not just for the position I want, but for all of them. There�s two teams that run against each other, with each team having multiple positions.

His team appeared to be losing in the polls, when it came out one of the students running on his team had been targeted with racial slurs. It got tons of press coverage, until further investigation revealed the kid actually wrote the slurs himself. That sunk their team�s campaign, and the team I�m on won.

There was mass social media outrage about the election results, maliciously attacking me and others. The tires to my Tesla, parked in the university parking lot, were slashed. The guy who did it was the one I was directly competing against for a position, who lost. The university took action, and my family is pressing charges.

He complained to his social media followers that insurance should be able to cover it and he�s low-income, so he shouldn�t be prosecuted. I responded that I can help him set up an Only Fans.

He sent his supporters to attack me online for �unnecessarily being litigious,�so I had to turn off my Instagram comments because of people saying I�m spiteful and irrational for pressing charges when I have insurance.

Man, OP is in the right but god, what an obnoxious jagoff.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 08:47

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

i was with her until she revealed she was 19-year old with a loving tesla

# ? Jun 2, 2022 08:50

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

She's 19 that's pretty reserved imo

# ? Jun 2, 2022 08:51

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I don't mean she deserves sympathy but she's a rich child so that's pretty tame on the petty cruelty revenge level

# ? Jun 2, 2022 08:52

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

teen witch posted:

AITA for pressing charges against the guy who damaged my car?

Man, OP is in the right but god, what an obnoxious jagoff.

gently caress ~~college aged~~ Tesla owners and all but that second spoilered bit is hilarious and if that�s how she paid for her Tesla then actually I think she�s OK.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 08:52

Electric Wrigglies: Feb 6, 2015

therobit posted:

gently caress ~~college aged~~ Tesla owners and all but that second spoilered bit is hilarious and if that�s how she paid for her Tesla then actually I think she�s OK.

yeah agreed. Sounds like she is goin' hard at life with what she has.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 09:25

HIJK: Nov 25, 2012; in the room where you sleep

I need to forward the "as you can imagine, i found it difficult to poo poo on my wife" story to my partner to give them max psychic damage. can anyone give me a link? its not in the OP.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 09:42

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

AITA for calling a guy's mom when I was trying to get him to leave me alone and stop guilting me?

quote:

I had what I thought was a casual thing with this guy Adam for a month or so. But last week, I said that I was gonna move to a new state and he got pretty upset and said that he wanted to be with me.

I said that I wasn't really trying to be with anyone, I don't want to spend my 20s like that, and he started getting really manipulative. Even saying he couldn't live without me.

That made me angry, I told him "how the gently caress did you get to 24 years old without me? How the gently caress are you here now then?"

He said he had been really struggling before he met me and I was the first thing that made him feel hopeful. This honestly felt weird to me because we haven't been emotionally open with each other, I thought we were just having casual sex, and it felt uncomfortable that he was seeming to say his mental health depended on continuing to have sex with me? It felt coersive and gross tbh. Like he was guilting me into continuing to sleep with him

So I called his mom saying that I was worried about her son because I had a casual thing with him that I didn't think he was emotionally invested in and was about to leave for a new place. But he freaked out and said he couldn't live without me and I felt worried that he would do something when I left.

She seemed kinda weirded out I was saying all that, so to explain I said that her son was telling me that if I left him, despite never being in a relationship with him, he "couldn't go on" and I had to leave because I wasn't putting myself in that position of being with someone out of fear, so I needed her to check in on him.

She was like "alright I'll check on him" but still seemed kinda weird on the phone. .

I moved to my new home but afterwards I got this long furious text from Adam because he found out I'd called his mom.

But he is really angry I told her that he was implying he would do something if I left him because he had not said that.

I replied to him saying 'but that's literally what you said?" And he told me he was just lashing out out of being upset and I didn't have to repeat it like it was serious.

I told him to not say stuff like that if it's not serious, and he got angry asking if I had never exaggerated something when I was upset ?

I didn't reply... I didn't want to get pulled in honestly

AITA for calling this guy's mom?

# ? Jun 2, 2022 10:10

Evil Willow: Apr 26, 2007; Bored now...

HIJK posted:

I need to forward the "as you can imagine, i found it difficult to poo poo on my wife" story to my partner to give them max psychic damage. can anyone give me a link? its not in the OP.

Wife told me she wanted to experiment, I obliged, then she attempted to eat my feces.

quote:

Throwaway account because my wife follows my regular account here. My (28m) wife (26f) and I have admittedly had very vanilla sex throughout our 3 year marriage. We had our first kid a year ago and it seriously slowed down our sex life. However, a little under a month ago she approached me about �trying new things�. She has been hanging out with a group of moms in our neighborhood and one of them told her that she and her husband tried pegging and it completely transformed their marriage. My wife told me that she wanted to try pegging as well to �spice things up�. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized she actually wanted to peg me. I had never done assplay before and had always lived by the philosophy that the anus is solely an exit, but my wife made it clear that this was important to her so after a few days I obliged.

That next weekend, she pegged me and everything was surprisingly enjoyable. Additionally, the week following the pegging was one of the best weeks we�ve had together since the birth of our child. We were back to our old sex life, doing things like having sex before work and even waking each other up with head. However, that next weekend she told me she wanted to peg me again. I was slightly confused as to why this last week of sex wasn�t cutting it for her, but I agreed.

This is when things took an extreme turn. During this second pegging while my wife was inside of me, she grabbed my hair, craned my neck to the right, and pressed our foreheads together. I had never seen her take control like this and thought it was very hot until she looked me in the eye and whispered �I want your poo poo�. I pulled my face away and asked her to repeat and she said �I want you to poo poo on me�. I pushed her off of me and asked her if she was joking and she started crying. I felt like a loving dick because she thought I was kinkshaming her. In a way, I was because I thought the request was far too extreme. I ended up leaving for the night and stayed with one of my close friends, but didn�t tell him what happened.

After that incident, my wife and I hardly talked all week unless it related to our son. At the end of the week, I asked my wife to talk about what happened. She told me again that she wanted me to poo poo on her and that it meant a lot to her. I thought it was sickening, but she claimed this was her deepest, darkest kink. I couldn�t understand how and why my poo poo excited her, but she insisted that she has always wanted this.

We fought about this for about a week and after watching some scat porn and reading articles by people who also shared this kink, I tried to put myself in my wife�s shoes. I told her that I will poo poo on her if that is what will turn her on. She was so happy and even though I was still completely nauseated by this desire, I wanted to satisfy her.

That brings us to tonight. We were having sex for the first time this week when I (regrettably) confessed to her that I had to take a poo poo. She perked up with a smile, sensed my discomfort, and began stroking my hair and whispering encouraging things to me. I still really didn�t want to go through with it, but since I had promised her I pulled out and we ran to the bathroom.

She got into the bathtub and I hung my rear end over the side of the tub. I started pushing, but unsurprisingly found it very difficult to successfully poo poo on my wife. I turned my head around to see my wife staring up and smiling at me waiting for me to finish. With enough time, I was finally able to get a turd to start coming out. I could hear my wife breathing heavier beneath me as my rear end in a top hat started opening. However, before the turd was able to drop on her chest, I felt a sensation around my rear end in a top hat.

I turned around and saw my wife - the love of my life, the mother of my son - attempting to catch my turd in her mouth as it fell out of my rear end in a top hat. I was horrified that she would try to do this, and tried to pull the poo poo back into my body so she couldn�t receive it in her mouth. Seeing what looked like an attempt by her to eat my poo poo brought me close to throwing up.

As I clenched my buttcheeks together to try to stop the poo poo from reaching my wife, the clenching cut off a very small piece of my poo poo and I heard it land somewhere beneath me. I was too scared and disgusted to look at my wife to see what she had done with it, so I ran to the other bathroom to clean myself. As I was sitting in the other bathroom thinking about how I will ever be able to look my wife in the eye again, I heard footsteps approaching. My wife lightly knocked on the door. I didn�t respond and was on the verge of throwing up the more I thought about what just happened. She walked away and then I got a text from her thanking me for fulfilling her wish and asking me to come to bed.

I�ve been sitting in the living room typing this for the last half hour scared to face my wife. We have plans to take our son to the zoo with another family tomorrow, but I don�t think I can look at her after what she did to me. I feel deceived and violated by the woman I love and trust. During our initial conversations about this, there was never a question that my poo poo would go anywhere other than her chest. She knew how uncomfortable I was with this in the first place, yet she still tried to push the boundary that we had established.

I would appreciate any feedback from anyone who has experienced a similar violation of trust from a loved one. I�m turning to this sub for advice because for obvious reasons, I cannot tell anyone that knows my wife and I. I know that some of you may find this humorous, but please serious comments only - this is something that could lead to the end of our marriage.

EDIT: I didn't expect this to go to the front page, but my wife has seen the post. I have been unable to face her and there is no way to get out of going to the zoo with the other family today. I appreciate all the serious feedback and I will update tonight.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 10:18

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Mx. posted:

AITA for calling a guy's mom when I was trying to get him to leave me alone and stop guilting me?

lmao OP rules

quote:

Hahah I guess the positive side of being easy to manipulate is that I'll call people's bluff because I'll literally just take them at their word.

Like fr another time a guy was trying to cheat on his wife saying they have an open relationship and I didn't take him up on it...

But I did tell our mutual friends very earnestly "Oh, I don't wanna go to his party, he was hitting on me and the open relationship thing just isn't for me, I would feel weird about being with a guy with a wife even though she's chill with it" and everyone was like... "What open relationship? I know her, she's definitely not chill with that..."

And it was only then that the obvious hit me, that that guy was lying. But yeah I guess being extremely easy to lie to circles all the way back around sometimes. Because I'll just take it at face value and be like... 'uhh but you definitely said that, did you not mean that?'

# ? Jun 2, 2022 10:24

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Hughlander posted:

AITA for telling my brother I won't help him or his kids and calling cops on him

Give me your house! Oh and our sister's memories

...they did a damnatio memoriae on their deceased disabled sibling out of spite while breaking in to their other sibling's apartment to live there secretly...?

Something crucial is missing in this fucker's soul

# ? Jun 2, 2022 13:15

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Foo Diddley posted:

lmao OP rules

I love them, they're the "explain the bigoted joke...?" of people. "I'm responding to what you're saying! You don't mean what you're saying? Huh, sucks for you I guess!"

# ? Jun 2, 2022 13:19

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Hughlander posted:

AITA for telling my brother I won't help him or his kids and calling cops on him

Give me your house! Oh and our sister's memories

Look, you can't turn your back on your brother just because he turned his back on your sister. Like the saying goes, blood runs thicker than other blood that we don't like as much.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 13:36

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

all the people on TV ~let everything go~ so that must always be the best advice

# ? Jun 2, 2022 13:44

DrManiac: Feb 29, 2012

From my anecdotal it seems like if you have deadbeat parents you either hate their guts or get obsessed over them forever.

The daughter is 18 which is well old enough to know better so Mom not breaking her plans is totally imo. Maybe the daughter can learn a valuable lesson about how the people you love aren�t required to just take being shat on.

[E] read the update and man that kid sucks. Mom should probably just distance herself

DrManiac fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Jun 2, 2022

# ? Jun 2, 2022 14:17

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

I'm deeply suspicious of any grown woman who describes her relationship with her 18 year old daughter as being like "best friends". Yeah, the daughter is behaving like a spoiled jerk, but something tells me the mom hasn't been doing a great job being a parent. I may be reading into something that's not there, but I get the feeling the mom was more interested in being cool and fun (and her daughter's favourite parent) than being an actual parent. Real life ain't Gilmore Girls.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 14:26

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

Yeah, a parent describing a child in best friend terms throws up some serious emotional incest red flags.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 14:36

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Yep, just because one parent sucks doesn't mean the other parent doesn't suck in a different way.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 14:39

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

therobit posted:

gently caress ~~college aged~~ Tesla owners and all but that second spoilered bit is hilarious and if that�s how she paid for her Tesla then actually I think she�s OK.

if she paid for her tesla through stealing and selling childrens organs it would not be ok. drat. rly does make u think sometimes

# ? Jun 2, 2022 14:44

DreamingofRoses: Jun 27, 2013; Nap Ghost

Soylent Pudding posted:

Yeah, a parent describing a child in best friend terms throws up some serious emotional incest red flags.

She�s not describing her daughter as her best friend, she said her daughter refers to her as the best friend, which is different

Given that she�s continually tried to support the daughter and take care of her mental health while setting boundaries on what�s appropriate behavior and having her own like with her sister, I think that might be a bit of a reach.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 14:52

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for forcing my wife to watch Game of Thrones?

The ending isn't great, but better than most TV.

Well there's a take that's hotter than the surface of the sun. I feel like I need sunscreen just reading it.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 15:51

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

Evil Willow posted:

Wife told me she wanted to experiment, I obliged, then she attempted to eat my feces.

This post also generated one of my favorite SA quotes. Something to the effect of "He should have eaten Chipotle beforehand and blasted her so hard she left one of those Hiroshima shadows on the bathroom wall"

# ? Jun 2, 2022 15:53

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

I guess maybe if you consider "most TV" throughout all time. the 70s and 80s really bring the average down

# ? Jun 2, 2022 15:54

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

AITA for dropping my son (19) off at a gas station because of what he said to his stepsister (17)?

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Last week, Me, my wife, my son (19) Chris, and his stepsister (17) Megan went on a road trip to visit some places.

Chris and Megan don't get along so well and I really think it's because of Chris' attitude in general. he can be moody and make random hurtful comments and not feel bad about it. Megan is quiet and doesn't talk much especially about what bothers her.

They both sat in the back of the car and Chris kept playing loud music, throwing empty bottles at Megan and then say "he was just messing with her" I kept watching Megan from the rearview mirror and she looked upset and like she wasn't enjoying the trip one bit.

Minutes later he started making comments about Megan's cancer struggle (she had cancer at 14 and was really hard period in her life). She ignored him over and over and I told him to knock it off over and over but he just kept at it.

A moment of silence then he tried to take her phone to get her to look at him but she yelled at him to stop. He then replied "God you're such an annoying ---- no wonder you don't have any friends, even cancer ran away from you but I hope it wins next time". I was shocked and mortified. Megan started crying, I looked at my wife and she acted like she didn't hear what her son said. I didn't yell at him I just silently drove to the nearest gas station, stopped the car and told him to get out. he and my wife started panicing asking what my problem was. I told her that Chris was out of line to mock Megan and make light of the hell she went through then wish it'd come back. She said that this was casual sibling teasing and I was making a big deal out of it. I told Chris to get out immediately. He stalled then grabbed his bag and go out. My wife screamed at me and I told her I'd have her join him if she insisted and she got quiet.

Chris later got home with the help of a friend but he and his mom are livid at me and are saying I overreacted and ruined the entire trip for them.Also said that Megan acted too sensitive and that I was coddling her and contributing to the bad relationshio she has with Chris.

They said I overreacted and so I think I might have mishandled the situation although all I was trying to do was make sure my daughter was enjoying the trip.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 15:58

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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So Chris is the OP's biological son until he starts acting like a shithead, and then he's the mom's bio son? Or he's the biological child of both parents who also has a stepsister?

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:04

Ouhei: Oct 23, 2008; Cat Army

Baron von Eevl posted:

So Chris is the OP's biological son until he starts acting like a shithead, and then he's the mom's bio son? Or he's the biological child of both parents who also has a stepsister?

Yeah it doesn't really make sense, the only thing that makes sense would be if Chris was both their bio kid, and Megan is from a previous marriage and is potentially only his bio kid (based on the mom not giving a gently caress about her). But, Chris being older throws a big wrench in that.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:13

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Also then she'd be his half sister.

I mean it's possible he meant Chris is his wife's son and Megan is his bio daughter, but both making the mistake of calling the son his bio son and referring to his own daughter as his stepson's stepsister is unlikely. I think it's more that whoever wrote this story originally had the stepdaughter teasing his bio son about having cancer and then figured they'd get more engagement flipping the genders of the bully and bullied, but forgot about the first line.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:15

FiftySeven: Jan 1, 2006; I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE; Slippery Tilde

I think it more that they are both their biological kids, but he was insinuating that she was acting like what he said wasn't heinous because he's her child. Either way, gently caress that, if you are 19 years old and you cant behave like a decent human being then you loving deserve to be kicked out of the car for making such an awful comment. If he was 9, I might understand the lack of tact and self control, but 19? Sounds like someone is old enough to take responsibility for their awful behaviour.

Edit: no wait, it does say step sister at the top. I am also now confused. He could just be referring to him as his son because he has been the kids parent for long enough that he doesn't usually distinguish? I dont know.

FiftySeven fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 2, 2022

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:22

odiv: Jan 12, 2003

Where did he say bio son? edit: If he and his wife each brought a kid into the marriage then everything lines up here right? Or did I miss a word?

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:26

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I had to look it up to see if there was any clarification, I couldn't find the auto archived original post but someone said that it referred to their bio/step status differently originally. I think shenanigans may be going on!

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:27

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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odiv posted:

Where did he say bio son? edit: If he and his wife each brought a kid into the marriage then everything lines up here right? Or did I miss a word?

I mean it's possible that when he said "my son Chris" he meant "my stepson, who I think of as a son" and by "his stepsister" he meant "my daughter" but referring to your biological daughter as your stepson's stepsister is extremely loving bizarre.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:32

Runcible Cat: May 28, 2007; Ignoring this post

Yeah, I mean it could theoretically work if they'd had Chris together but didn't stay in a relationship, he married Megan's mum and then divorced her and married his first kid's mother at some point and didn't realise that made the kids half-siblings not step-siblings but at this point I think "badly proofread creative writing" is the most sensible answer.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:36

odiv: Jan 12, 2003

You can adopt your stepkids or just not call them your stepkids anymore. That's not bizarre at all.

Just saying stepsister instead of saying "my daughter, his stepsister" is weird yeah and of course everything's probably fake anyway, but just calling your stepson your son isn't strange in and of itself.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:37

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Baron von Eevl posted:

So Chris is the OP's biological son until he starts acting like a shithead, and then he's the mom's bio son? Or he's the biological child of both parents who also has a stepsister?

It's pretty clearly a fake story that someone hosed up the details of. dismiss and move on

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:38

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Brawnfire posted:

...they did a damnatio memoriae on their deceased disabled sibling out of spite while breaking in to their other sibling's apartment to live there secretly...?

Something crucial is missing in this fucker's soul

I bet it's fire ants ! Let's fill him up with fire ants and see how that goes.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:42

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# ? May 31, 2024 11:18

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Yep, just because one parent sucks doesn't mean the other parent doesn't suck in a different way.

The girl is still hurting and hurting her mom back as revenge. Dad needs a needle vat before the acid vat.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 16:43

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