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Ahahahaha now that I did not know
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From the cursed image thread:
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As an American with a kid born abroad, I did ton of research on "natural born citizen" and shocking no one, it's an unsettled bit of constitutional law that with the right Supreme Court could swing any loving way. Remember, the constitution doesn't actually say what counts as "natural born", just that it's a prerequisite. So first and most obviously, there's no dispute that someone born in the United States is a natural born American. It's also no dispute that someone born to an eligible* American abroad is an American citizen at the time of their birth. This is Ted Cruz and George Romney. What's an open question is if being American at the time of your birth is the same as being a natural born American. It's never been challenged because no candidate for president has ever gotten close enough for it to matter. Trump of course threatened to sue Cruz if he stole the nomination from him in a brokered convention in 2016, but that never needed to happen as Trump won the nomination outright. McCain is the closest we've ever gotten, but he was crushed by Obama and there was no chance to challenge the constitutionality of his claim. *Little known fact, you have to have lived in the United States for 5 years after your 13th birthday in order to pass on your citizenship.
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Jun 2, 2022 12:15
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Yaldabaoth posted:From the cursed image thread: TBF I can only imagine that convincing people to do the opposite. Good job propaganda team!
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Jun 2, 2022 12:16
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Babby booey babby booey Elon Musk's penis babby booey
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Jun 2, 2022 12:18
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I wonder how big a pyramid Musk will build as his future tomb.
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BigglesSWE posted:I wonder how big a pyramid Musk will build as his future tomb. It will be a globe, roughly 2000 miles in diameter, and orbit the earth. Musk's face will be carved into it on a side that is tidally locked to always face the earth.
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Jun 2, 2022 15:12
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Random Stranger posted:It will be a globe, roughly 2000 miles in diameter, and orbit the earth. Musk's face will be carved into it on a side that is tidally locked to always face the earth. Musk will just buy the moon and carve his ugly  face on that.
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Jun 2, 2022 15:15
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His pyramid - the top huge amount is his main home, will be a massive factory and Amazon warehouse he owns Amazon, and he will die and these shutters will fall over this huge area that encompasses his factory, warehouse and miles of the workers communities. All in the pyramid zone. And the air will be sucked out and it will be re-gassed with some preservative and sealed forever. Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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Jun 2, 2022 15:21
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Yaldabaoth posted:Musk will just buy the moon and carve his ugly And under it his mantra: “I’m just like you! Bazinga! Amirite?”
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Jun 2, 2022 15:47
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lol buy the moon he can't even afford twitter
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Jun 2, 2022 16:04
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BigglesSWE posted:I wonder how big a pyramid Musk will build as his future tomb. Lol even though it will be 95% sandstone it will be so soddly built it will still manage to burn down.
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Jun 2, 2022 16:07
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Main Paineframe posted:the dogecoin guy hates crypto joke's on him I made like $50 on it 
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Jun 2, 2022 16:12
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How did elron musk get so rich anyway? Just floating on a bunch of investor money? I see like MAYBE one tesla every day and I drive quite a bit.
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phobo posted:How did elron musk get so rich anyway? Just floating on a bunch of investor money? I see like MAYBE one tesla every day and I drive quite a bit. Daddy's money and then thing-on-internet web 1.0 poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I06RAj0TWGs
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Jun 2, 2022 18:36
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dr_rat posted:Lol even though it will be 95% sandstone it will be so soddly built it will still manage to burn down. given how techbros keep reinventing the wheel but worse , I wonder how they'll gently caress up "place rocks on top of rocks." (but in a smart and stable way) also muskrats literally think Musk is ironman/rick. and they think that real science is literally comic book science and every scientist even those that arent chemist have glass labware and they mix colorful liquids together. and they all have chalkboards with "e=mc2" written on it.
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PhazonLink posted:given how techbros keep reinventing the wheel but worse , I wonder how they'll gently caress up "place rocks on top of rocks." (but in a smart and stable way) They'll use cheap plastic and petroleum byproducts in the masonry that wind up being extremely flammable
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Jun 2, 2022 18:46
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someone in another thread said that Elon has logged in 1000 hours in a recent game. This true? I need to know/a source, lol
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Jun 2, 2022 18:53
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They'll plan to fund the pyramid by having each block of stone being tied to an NFT on the Blockchain and NFT owners will have exclusive permissions to visit Musk's tomb after it's complete. Like all NFT Blockchain projects it will be shut down before anything is actually done and Musk will keep all the funds.
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Jun 2, 2022 18:56
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Popoto posted:someone in another thread said that Elon has logged in 1000 hours in a recent game. This true? I need to know/a source, lol He has been linking screenshots of playing Elden Ring, if he has sunk a lot of hours into it I don't know. The images he did share lead to him being mocked for playing a less than ideal build for his character.
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Jun 2, 2022 18:57
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Don't know if its 1000 but his character level indicated he sunk a fair amount of time into elden ring
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Ironically, General Motors is expanding work-from-home to even include some factory workers. https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/general-motors/2022/05/24/gm-factory-employees-work-remote/9894537002/?gnt-cfr=1 (Paywall) Detroit Free Press posted:General Motors is allowing some salaried factory employees across many of its factories in the United States more flexibility to work remotely. Speleothing fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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Jun 2, 2022 18:58
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hour counters for game and gamelaunchers/platforms suck. having it idle on the main/start/pause menus count, the program sleeping,hibrentating, tabbed out counts. hell you can probably metagame it and get hours higher than the games current age.
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Jun 2, 2022 19:01
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Guze posted:Don't know if its 1000 but his character level indicated he sunk a fair amount of time into elden ring Can't remember where but I saw a comment that his Tarnished started out with a fortune of runes thanks to his parents' somberstone mining operations
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Speleothing posted:Ironically, General Motors is expanding work-from-home to even include some factory workers. https://twitter.com/dontAtttttMe/status/1532237602698534913?t=fqrisEBJaPyO3w5iapyesA&s=19
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Blooster posted:https://twitter.com/dontAtttttMe/status/1532237602698534913?t=fqrisEBJaPyO3w5iapyesA&s=19 People like this are just boomers who don't understand that people do not need to physically be in the office to generate money for the company anymore. Also, Elon's comment about "Pretend to work somewhere else" is really telling. It's obvious he thinks people who work from home are using it as an excuse to goof off.
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Popoto posted:someone in another thread said that Elon has logged in 1000 hours in a recent game. This true? I need to know/a source, lol He's playing Cyberpunk 2077, spending hours punching and shooting Lizzy Wizzy in the face and then loading the save file again so he can kill her over and over. Lizzy Wizzy is voiced by Grimes, who also has two songs in the game as the character she plays.
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Jun 3, 2022 03:53
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dont modern games have so many metric hooks, that CDRed might actually have the number of times musk has done that? lol if this is the timeline where a Musk trial has a bit of "has killed his virtual girlfriend XX XXX times"
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Jun 3, 2022 04:18
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Of course it was all just theatrics. Tesla just announced that they are laying off 10% of their workforce
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GABA ghoul posted:Of course it was all just theatrics. Tesla just announced that they are laying off 10% of their workforce Yeah who called that? Come and get your prize! quote:Tesla (TSLA.O) CEO Elon Musk has a "super bad feeling" about the economy and needs to cut about 10% of jobs at the electric carmaker, he said in an email to executives seen by Reuters.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Yeah who called that? Come and get your prize! I will take it in nice crips 20s, please.
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Anyone remember the dancing 'robot' from a few years ago Well https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1532525711763841043?s=20&t=FCJDXcWNS9nwtQt11PoJmQ  such horseshit.
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I’m guessing he’s gonna blame the people getting fired for them being fired, what with them not immediately bowing to his every whim and work from the office 20h a day.
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KitConstantine posted:Anyone remember the dancing 'robot' from a few years ago "I named our experimental robot after a Transformer because I'm a huge nerd just like you. Please love and defend me"
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Zil posted:I will take it in nice crips 20s, please. It would be a very nice crip to give you 20 dollar bills
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Mr. Lobe posted:It would be a very nice crip to give you 20 dollar bills Oh damnit, crisp 20 bills. drat dysgraphia.
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Zil's doorbell rings. He opens his front door and is confronted by 20 angry Crips. Enjoy your No Prize!
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Elon meltdown incoming https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1532741084517900288
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If there's anything I like about Biden, it's when he calls the assholes out on their poo poo. Edit: Oh, that's going to especially piss off Elron because it has a dismissive tone. Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jun 3, 2022 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Elon meltdown incoming gently caress thats a solid old man burn
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