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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

tribbledirigible posted:

Ralph, please leaf.

Ralph Pootawn: No

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Here's some homegrown. At a park typically frequented by kids 6ish or younger.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Ralph Poolawn: No

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:hmmyes:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


H.R. (Hard Rock) Giger

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012



It's a fishing lure, apparently.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I cast LEW's Rage on the orc for 4d6 bludgeoning damage and use my bonus action to misty step out of range

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

RoboRodent posted:



It's a fishing lure, apparently.
Fishing for what exactly

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

RoboRodent posted:



It's a fishing lure, apparently.

I guess I fish too much cause that doesn't even look vaguely nws to me

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

iwentdoodie posted:

I guess I fish too much cause that doesn't even look vaguely nws to me
Fish Fear You
Women Wish You'd Mix It Up A Little Sometimes

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RoboRodent posted:



It's a fishing lure, apparently.

Realtek HD audio driver rear end lure.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Paladinus posted:

Realtek HD audio driver rear end lure.

lol

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Paladinus posted:

Realtek HD audio driver rear end lure.
Ohhhh

It's for bass

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Paladinus posted:

Realtek HD audio driver rear end lure.

Splicer posted:

Ohhhh

It's for bass

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Looks like a dick and probably smells like rear end.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Turn on your monitor

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I shouldn't call her.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://i.imgur.com/58qNWSR.mp4

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHRs0s93pc

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Go to doctors

All of them

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Splicer posted:

Go to doctors

All of them

Doctors said I need to find a fluffer

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I've seen that cattail bullshit before and it always looks so loving itchy.

Also yes people eating them like corn dogs is hilarious.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




I don't have words because I can't stop laughing

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

OwlFancier posted:

I've seen that cattail bullshit before and it always looks so loving itchy.

Also yes people eating them like corn dogs is hilarious.

i've never felt it before but i can't tell if they'd feel like cotton candy or fiberglass insulation

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Fiberglass candy pretty much.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zopotantor posted:

Looks like a dick and probably smells like rear end.

Yes and yes. It's Amorphophallus konjac. The genus name means "shapeless dick", and it is supposed to have a putrid smell. It's related to one of the largest flowers in the world, Amorphophallus titaneum ("gigantic shapeless dick") which is notorious for smelling like rotting corpse.

Also,if you've ever had konjac noodles, they're made from the bulb/root of this.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Grimussy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
P sure that's the morbussy that I've been hearing about

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

OwlFancier posted:

I've seen that cattail bullshit before and it always looks so loving itchy.

Also yes people eating them like corn dogs is hilarious.

Apparently they are edible once roasted? Unless CDDA is lying to me, in which case who can I possibly trust?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Marcade posted:

Apparently they are edible once roasted? Unless CDDA is lying to me, in which case who can I possibly trust?

Apparently in Australia they are called "cumbungi."

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Who do we petition to change the name to that here

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/9r0WrUp.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
MNILF

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Phy posted:

Yes and yes. It's Amorphophallus konjac. The genus name means "shapeless dick", and it is supposed to have a putrid smell. It's related to one of the largest flowers in the world, Amorphophallus titaneum ("gigantic shapeless dick") which is notorious for smelling like rotting corpse.

Also,if you've ever had konjac noodles, they're made from the bulb/root of this.
I've been growing them in pots for a few years now, but none have ever bloomed. Thankfully. The foliage is pretty cool, though.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phy posted:

Yes and yes. It's Amorphophallus konjac.

:wrong:

It’s Dracunculus vulgaris

Phy posted:

The genus name means "shapeless dick", and it is supposed to have a putrid smell. It's related to one of the largest flowers in the world, Amorphophallus titaneum ("gigantic shapeless dick") which is notorious for smelling like rotting corpse.

Also,if you've ever had konjac noodles, they're made from the bulb/root of this.

:correct:

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Platystemon posted:

:wrong:

It’s Dracunculus vulgaris


Oh poo poo! I'm sorry then, I thought it looked similar enough that I had the right thing. But I am an idiot, not a botanist.

Goons, I misled you, do not eat the bulb of the pictured disgusting-smelling purple dick flower. Instead, eat the bulb of a different disgusting-smelling purple dick flower, if someone who knows what they're doing tells you it's konjac.

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