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Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

MikeCrotch posted:

3 US presidents were killed by guys just walking up to them and shooting them

it isn't 4 only because jfk unfortunately committed suicide

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Committed suicide by cia

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
remote suicide

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zvahl posted:

it isn't 4 only because jfk unfortunately committed suicide

Nobody walked up to him so it doesn't count imo

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

MikeCrotch posted:

Nobody walked up to him so it doesn't count imo

awfully trusting of john connally aren't we

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



MikeCrotch posted:

3 US presidents were killed by guys just walking up to them and shooting them

The more things change the more things stay the same they say.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



MikeCrotch posted:

3 US presidents were killed by guys just walking up to them and shooting them

You think, given all the distance and political developments since then, Jodie Foster might finally give John Hinkley a chance?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
trump had a few security incidents in 2017, for one of them a dude stole a forklift and attempted to ram the forks into that armored presidential tank car

i bet that would've worked too, forklifts can absolutely gently caress poo poo up

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


JFK didn't get shot, his head just did that

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


TontoCorazon posted:

JFK didn't get shot, his head just did that

That's a hell of a stroke

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

Mr. Lobe posted:

That's a hell of a stroke

hapsburg chin, kennedy veins

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
drastic complications from his spine injury

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Tanky Loeffler

https://twitter.com/collinsforga/status/1319239048892944384

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
outrageous that someone would place a chinese flag on american soil

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
When all the operating costs for the planned fleet of F-35's are calculated across the program’s expected 50-year lifetime, the American people will spend an estimated $1.727 trillion.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
A little early to "remember" it, but Louie Gohmert was on Newsmax today about the Navarro arrest, complaining about how you can get in trouble for lying to congress and the FBI and how that's not fair.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/UGAFanTim/status/1322381888762368000

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
SIR I'M TELLING THE MILITARY ON YOU

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
you can also get active military guys in trouble for cheating on their wives, like real military prison trouble lol

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you can also get active military guys in trouble for cheating on their wives, like real military prison trouble lol

I mean it does seem unfair that they can’t cuck back

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


christmas boots posted:

I mean it does seem unfair that they can’t cuck back

the high price of free healthcare

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

christmas boots posted:

I mean it does seem unfair that they can’t cuck back

These are professional cucks.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


people getting pissed about Denali having its original name restored

also what the gently caress is Mount Everest's original name? thinking about that is what reminded me about the Denali poo poo to begin with

e:

Romanised Tibetan name: "Chomolongma"
Romanised Chinese name: "Mount Qomolangma"
Romanised Nepali name: "Sagar-Matha"(usually Sagarmatha)
Old Darjeeling name: "Deodungha"

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Mt. Chomo Long Ma

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
mount deeza

Laterite has issued a correction as of 01:29 on Jun 4, 2022

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

TeenageArchipelago posted:

people getting pissed about Denali having its original name restored

I always enjoy the "BUT WHY CHANGE IT" argument when it's something that was already changed.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

christmas boots posted:

I mean it does seem unfair that they can’t cuck back

they knew what they signed up for

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

TeenageArchipelago posted:

people getting pissed about Denali having its original name restored

also what the gently caress is Mount Everest's original name? thinking about that is what reminded me about the Denali poo poo to begin with

e:

Romanised Tibetan name: "Chomolongma"
Romanised Chinese name: "Mount Qomolangma"
Romanised Nepali name: "Sagar-Matha"(usually Sagarmatha)
Old Darjeeling name: "Deodungha"
every single one of these is a way cooler name for a mountain than Everest

I like Chomolongma best cause it has the most fun vowel sounds but any one is fine

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Everest himself opposed the name suggested by Waugh and told the Royal Geographical Society in 1857 that "Everest" could not be written in Hindi nor pronounced by "the native of India". Waugh's proposed name prevailed despite the objections, and in 1865, the Royal Geographical Society officially adopted Mount Everest as the name for the highest mountain in the world.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Is not also mispronounced by basically everybody anyway? Like it's actually Eve - Rest not Ever - Est or an I misremembering?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Animal Friend posted:

Is not also mispronounced by basically everybody anyway? Like it's actually Eve - Rest not Ever - Est or an I misremembering?

yep!

The modern pronunciation of Everest (/ˈɛvərɪst/) is different from Sir George's pronunciation of his surname (/ˈiːvrɪst/ EEV-rist).

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

K2 keeps the oppressor descriptor because the name the locals gave (Chogori) just means that mountain over there. Europeans shocked that every single thing on the horizon wasn't already named and put under man's dominion

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Biden started 3rd wave feminism

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

ArmZ posted:

yep!

The modern pronunciation of Everest (/ˈɛvərɪst/) is different from Sir George's pronunciation of his surname (/ˈiːvrɪst/ EEV-rist).

So they "named" it for the European guy against his wishes because it was incompressible to the people actually living there, and now nobody speaking his language says the name correctly anyway.

Brilliant.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Animal Friend posted:

So they "named" it for the European guy against his wishes because it was incompressible to the people actually living there, and now nobody speaking his language says the name correctly anyway.

Brilliant.

What do you call that mountain?

It's just that mountain.

But what do you call it?

Call it? It's not a person. It's a mountain.

Yes. But what do you call it? It must have a name.

[tired of his poo poo] It's called Jeff.

No no. That won't do. I shall call it Eve-rest.

*a few decades pass*

Honkies, fully oblivious: "Ah, mount Ever-ist."

"Actually it's Eve-rest."

"No, it's Jeff"

"Actually it's just 'that mountain'"

Pure poetry.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
'Your finger you fool'

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

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Antonymous posted:

Biden started 3rd wave feminism

Is this based on anything?

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Is this based on anything?

third wave feminism started based on the widespread outrage of how joe biden treated Anita Hill when clarence thomas was appointed to the supreme court. the senate judiciary committee was all rich white men, so 3rd wave is supposed to be intersectional incorporating race and class as well

fermun has issued a correction as of 20:32 on Jun 4, 2022

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
“I don’t believe that Bernie said that,” Trump says at his rally tonight, on the Sanders-Warren conversation.

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