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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Had my first taste of "saying 'platty joobs' is denigrating the working class" discourse

Can't say I care for it

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Took a few seconds before I realized which N-word that was supposed to be.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



gonadic io posted:

Did you read all the way to the bottom

what the hell is an answephone

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Hedenius posted:

Took a few seconds before I realized which N-word that was supposed to be.

Amazing they are allowed to just come out and say Prince Andrew is a sweaty n*clear

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

absolutely shocked that prince andrew has got a positive covid result and will have to miss the jubilee celebrations

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


lolll

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

what a loving blighted island

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

England is good again awooo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The queen is feeling discomfort!

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Nonsense posted:

The queen is feeling discomfort!

Best news all day

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I hear the Queen was blasting farts all day long. Any truth to this?

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

At her age, probably.

Everyone pretends they think one of the dogs/horses/lower ranking humans did it, though.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



lol you knew it already but graphs are fun

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1532041219601223682



crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://twitter.com/i/events/1508384714482065408

quote:

The Queen will not attend Friday's Platinum Jubilee thanksgiving service, Buckingham Palace says👑
A four-day celebration is taking place across the United Kingdom and other commonwealth countries marking 70 years of the reign of Queen Elizabeth II; the longest-serving monarch in British history. Though the Queen was in attendance for Thursday's traditional military parade, Buckingham Palace has said she will not attend Friday's thanksgiving service, taking place at St Paul's Cathedral, after experiencing "some discomfort" during the day's events.

queen :ohdear:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
she's deid

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jel Shaker posted:

absolutely shocked that prince andrew has got a positive covid result and will have to miss the jubilee celebrations

Agreed it's 19

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Jose posted:

Agreed it's 19

I would've thought he'd get Covid-13 at most.

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001


dead

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


His regal body can carry 19 different cases of covid at a time, just like are brave boys at dunkirk :patriot:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

this whole thing was just a misunderstanding, andrew actually said that he "doesn't sweat from the poors"

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The Queen finally got her own orb to match Trump

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

MikeCrotch posted:

The Queen finally got her own orb to match Trump



it’s pitiably small

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1531667219620438017



quote:

with Prince Andrew, I think we all need to step back a bit

Furthermore I believe the protocol is that one never turns one's back on the prince

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/tristandross/status/1532389419801526272?s=21&t=OwkaZsya2lsYqEDQ8miDfQ

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


https://twitter.com/theeconomist/status/774834204911730688

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/Jake_Kanter/status/1532715805384884225

in which the queen meets some proper american small-r republicans

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

MikeCrotch posted:

The Queen finally got her own orb to match Trump



son, do you know how embarassing it is to accidentally link a somethingawful attatchment to someone?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that's why you always do 'copy image'

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Quotey posted:

son, do you know how embarassing it is to accidentally link a somethingawful attatchment to someone?

lmao

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Quotey posted:

son, do you know how embarassing it is to accidentally link a somethingawful attatchment to someone?

lol

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Quotey posted:

son, do you know how embarassing it is to accidentally link a somethingawful attatchment to someone?

yes

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

i say swears online posted:

that's why you always do 'copy image'

windows shift S

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:

i say swears online posted:

https://twitter.com/Jake_Kanter/status/1532715805384884225

in which the queen meets some proper american small-r republicans

and then the whole class stood up and clapped and the American was Albert Einstein and the queen signed the Polaroid with: ‘shit_that_didnt_happen.txt’

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Quotey posted:

son, do you know how embarassing it is to accidentally link a somethingawful attatchment to someone?

I'm so sorry

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i say swears online posted:

https://twitter.com/Jake_Kanter/status/1532715805384884225

in which the queen meets some proper american small-r republicans

Nothing worth watching or listening too takes 89 seconds if you can't do it in less than 40 seconds dont do it at all

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

[welling up] bloody luv the queen. love England. love it. fanx Boris

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
British journalists everyone

https://twitter.com/natasapantelic5/status/1532740269849858048?t=Be0LnANzN24Mda1oq593pA&s=19
https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/1532790246223532033?t=o6-pDXLMrxZmjjwxZOz8Bg&s=19

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Bradshaw was parachuted in and he is a oval office sooo

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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Starmer should be confined to fighting pigeons in the park, let alone East Surrey

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