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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dixon Chisholm posted:

If he called out anything else in addition, I'd give him credit. I know about microplastics.

He specifically said bread, though. Bread fibers took my manhood.
he's probably talking about gluten lmao

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



FFT posted:

he's probably talking about gluten lmao

lmao

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





:orb:

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


my bread has morgellon's

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Shear Modulus posted:

Did you ask him if the fibers were always there? Are they in all kinds of bread or just certain kinds?

It's just today's bread. Also mtn dew makes you sterile so if he knew that he would have chugged it when he was younger so he could bust raw and have no kids.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

FFT posted:

he's probably talking about gluten lmao

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I'm about to eat a whole baguette

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Dixon Chisholm posted:

It's just today's bread. Also mtn dew makes you sterile so if he knew that he would have chugged it when he was younger so he could bust raw and have no kids.

well that one's just common sense

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lmfao

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dixon Chisholm posted:

It's just today's bread. Also mtn dew makes you sterile so if he knew that he would have chugged it when he was younger so he could bust raw and have no kids.

if mountain dew was marketed as male birth control it would be the best-selling soda on the planet

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Stevie Lee posted:

I'm about to eat a whole baguette

gluten isn’t real as I shove this baguette into my gaping maw

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://twitter.com/adamdavidson/status/1532698879371747328

[....]

https://twitter.com/adamdavidson/status/1532701871248400385


lol

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

it’s so funny to watch people simultaneously understand they’re a dumbass but also misunderstand every single thing and larger implications of what they’re talking about.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


The Scary Threshold allows a ton of people to disassociate from otherwise obvious conclusions imo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/adamdavidson/status/1532700031911960576

lol

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
don't know about "we don't seem to care", more like "we aren't suicidal"

dunno about the rest of you but i'm a fuckken coward. so i post.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
"babe, the rough creature is slouching towards bethlehem to be born"

"yeah no poo poo"

"should we do something??"

"lol you first lmao"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

yea, people in an actual position to do anything tend to be ruined or murdered when they try

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1532779405889654785

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



ah, the old "dead suspect loophole"

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Mola Yam posted:

"babe, the rough creature is slouching towards bethlehem to be born"

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


That whole post is gold

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Christ I knew it was bad but still

https://twitter.com/adamdavidson/status/1533084235673882624?t=L-4sRM9VtttgvpgSe_PEYg&s=19

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
phrasing, adam, jesus christ

DirtyRobot
Dec 15, 2003

it was a normally happy sunny day... but Dirty Robot was dirty

Mola Yam posted:

phrasing, adam, jesus christ
you’re just not an expert on #storytelling. you should buy his course

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mola Yam posted:

don't know about "we don't seem to care", more like "we aren't suicidal"

dunno about the rest of you but i'm a fuckken coward. so i post.

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020


is "retired" "former" agent the official defense for why they did nothing about it or are retired feds really spending their golden years frolicking in shady discords

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
good article about the "permissible left" using Chomsky and Parenti as foils https://www.greanvillepost.com/2020/06/03/the-mainstream-and-the-margins-noam-chomsky-vs-michael-parenti/


quote:

Parenti says in his “Conspiracy and Class Power” talk “Conspiracy theorists, how do you like that? ‘I mean do you think there’s actually, do you think there’s actually a group of men sitting in a ROOM? Who sit there and are plotting these things, for some reason? Do you think there’s a group of people sitting around in a room?’ Because somehow that image is supposed to be–very compelling, you know, it’s so improbable, and I always say ‘oh no no they don’t sit around in a ROOM! They meet on carousels and they talk to each other that way. Or they go skydiving, they all lock arms, what do you think they are talking about when they lock arms like that? That’s where they meet. OF COURSE THEY MEET IN ROOMS! Where the hell else you think they’re gonna meet?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

pandy fackler posted:

is "retired" "former" agent the official defense for why they did nothing about it or are retired feds really spending their golden years frolicking in shady discords

what does your heart tell you?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I uhh am listening to Transmissions From Jonestown and I hate this long dead fucker and everyone that helped him do this. Hearing him speak in tongues and all that poo poo is infuriating. I am so impotently upset but lmfao i cant stop listening

Human.Frank
Jun 2, 2022

pandy fackler posted:

is "retired" "former" agent the official defense for why they did nothing about it or are retired feds really spending their golden years frolicking in shady discords

This post is relevant to your question. Please share this letter if you can.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3967914&pagenumber=799#post523945340

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Riot Bimbo posted:

I uhh am listening to Transmissions From Jonestown and I hate this long dead fucker and everyone that helped him do this. Hearing him speak in tongues and all that poo poo is infuriating. I am so impotently upset but lmfao i cant stop listening

and he was so proud of his mediocre singing

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Riot Bimbo posted:

I uhh am listening to Transmissions From Jonestown and I hate this long dead fucker and everyone that helped him do this. Hearing him speak in tongues and all that poo poo is infuriating. I am so impotently upset but lmfao i cant stop listening

Yeah i hate the CIA too

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Jeff Thanos forging an infinity gauntlet from all of the various orbs oligarchs have so he can snap the age of consent in half

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Human.Frank posted:

This post is relevant to your question. Please share this letter if you can.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3967914&pagenumber=799#post523945340

What in the gently caress is happening because it really looks like a psychotic break in real time

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

Riot Bimbo posted:

I uhh am listening to Transmissions From Jonestown and I hate this long dead fucker and everyone that helped him do this. Hearing him speak in tongues and all that poo poo is infuriating. I am so impotently upset but lmfao i cant stop listening

I binged the first few but had to force myself to switch to an episode a week too much at once was not good for my brain lol

Human.Frank posted:

This post is relevant to your question. Please share this letter if you can.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3967914&pagenumber=799#post523945340

hey friend imma be honest this didn't really make sense to me, your posts on this forum have been very abstract and I think to outsiders reading them it seems like you might have some brain stuff going on because we can't really follow what you're talking about. It's okay to be going through stuff but maybe check in with your doctor if you've got one

TheGoonspiracist
Jul 24, 2002

The terrible secret of space... :stonk: the Mods, they knew!

pandy fackler posted:


hey friend imma be honest this didn't really make sense to me, your posts on this forum have been very abstract and I think to outsiders reading them it seems like you might have some brain stuff going on because we can't really follow what you're talking about. It's okay to be going through stuff but maybe check in with your doctor if you've got one

He seems fine compared to all the "TI"s" I've met...

Driftingmouse
May 26, 2021

by Fritz the Horse
Another one....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10882101/Family-late-Clinton-advisor-Mark-Middleton-block-release-files-relating-suicide.html

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

maybe she is running in ‘24

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
hmm yes the very common suicide method of hanging yourself and also shooting yourself in the chest with a shotgun

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