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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Forget the vulture, my acrophobia is going off something fierce.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Arachnarcophobia, the irrational fear that somewhere far above you, someone may have upended a large box of spiders, that may be falling towards your head as we speak.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

PurpleXVI posted:

Vultures are very cute and supposedly also pretty clever birds.

I love how it's clearly not upset by having to pay a few pets to hitch a ride.

It's probably not the case, but the way it starts to work on his shoe, I choose to believe it thinks it's paying the toll by grooming him.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Karate Bastard posted:

Arachnarcophobia, the irrational fear that somewhere far above you, someone may have upended a large box of spiders, that may be falling towards your head as we speak.

Arachnarcophobia is actually the fear of spiders using narcotic drugs to treat chronic pain.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

McGavin posted:

Arachnarcophobia is actually the fear of spiders using narcotic drugs to treat chronic pain.

Anarchaphobia is actually the irrational fear of spiders banding together to reject and bring down the establishment.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/TCkXL6E.mp4

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Well gently caress. THAT.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



See, that's why I never go outside or do anything in general.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


I hate everything about that except the making a friend part, and would gladly go through all the bullshit to have that happen. Awesome

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
I want to know more. What contraption is he floating around in and where is this?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Turpitude posted:

I want to know more. What contraption is he floating around in and where is this?

Some variant of a powered paraglider, I'd guess. I met someone during a work project who used those and had this happen occasionally, you're basically cruising around looking for the same areas of lift as vultures and other soaring birds. Sounds rad as hell.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Turpitude posted:

I want to know more. What contraption is he floating around in and where is this?

Some kind of ultralight aircraft, basically a chair with wings and a propellor stuck on

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/safetyalertsmn/status/1532124452330393600?s=21&t=CzWZ3m63OyAhnDbhdNKkOg

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

drat I didn't think cars could go up like that that fast outside of Hollywood.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

The Shortest Path posted:

drat I didn't think cars could go up like that that fast outside of Hollywood.

That might be a battery fire, if he mentioned it being backordered it might be electric.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
It turns out a fuel designed to combust will do a very good job of combusting if you give it the right conditions.

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

wdarkk posted:

That might be a battery fire, if he mentioned it being backordered it might be electric.

Nope. Pretty sure that's a Chev and the electric Silverado isn't due out until 2023/2024.


Jabor posted:

It turns out a fuel designed to combust will do a very good job of combusting if you give it the right conditions.


Funny that. It's not news though when a conventional fueled vehicle finds a way to burn down its garage and the attached house.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Top tier content courtesy of reddit...
https://www.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/v48rnt/extrudedaluminium_factory_jun_22/

No injuries.
https://www.canalsur.es/noticias/an...as/1834574.html

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

...Did that guy run back to the desk to get his phone?

RatHat fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jun 4, 2022

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

RatHat posted:

...Did that guy run back to the deck to get his phone?

According to Reddit comments, yes

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



He's gonna need it for a stress wank once the adrenaline wears off.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

I realize that this is a strange nit to pick, but who the hell puts a drop ceiling in a factory that's working with combustible metals?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

that orange and blue truck is a transformer

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

SuddenCactus posted:

that orange and blue truck is a transformer



Checks out.

Fil5000 fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Jun 4, 2022

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The Shortest Path posted:

drat I didn't think cars could go up like that that fast outside of Hollywood.

It helps that the stationary car was rear ended by a loving truck. That's a lot of kinetic energy into the part where the fuel tank typically is. No crumble zone could prevent it from being ripped open by such force and you also get plenty of sparking.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Tobermory posted:

I realize that this is a strange nit to pick, but who the hell puts a drop ceiling in a factory that's working with combustible metals?

I think the real problem was putting the ornamental hydraulic oil fountain right above the hot line. Sure it looks pretty and it's refreshing in the summer but cmon, think about it.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Did the truck driver have his eyes shut??

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Bismuth posted:

Did the truck driver have his eyes shut??

Statistically, he was cranking his hog

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Bismuth posted:

Did the truck driver have his eyes shut??

Those texts aren't going to read themselves

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ReelBigLizard posted:

Statistically, he was hogging his crank

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

I like the part where some cop just trundles on past instead of doing literally anything to deal with the stalled vehicle in the middle of the freeway:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Blue Moonlight posted:

I like the part where some cop just trundles on past instead of doing literally anything to deal with the stalled vehicle in the middle of the freeway:



Probably on his way to a mass shooting he wasn’t going to do anything about it.

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006
Probably shift change, it's the next guys problem.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Circuitjerky posted:

Probably shift change, it's the next guys problem.

cops usually bag or cite someone at end of shift as procedure to get free overtime.

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

it's one of those out of county/town or even state cop cars that drives down the highway for some court appearance and as they slowly pass you suddenly have the urge to like swerve at them a little bit and then mouth "bitch" through your window

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/re9rAU5.mp4

Welp. Guess I’m fired now.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH5pRQwlxc4

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

must be nice

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Always hate it when I run into some rear end in a top hat rolling coal

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

now that's what I call rolling coal

e:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Always hate it when I run into some rear end in a top hat rolling coal

:argh:

can't believe someone made the most obvious joke in the world before I did

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