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Mozi posted:i truly cannot understand what it would be like to be a person who gets somebody to take photos of me like that sitting on the couch in a weird pose making that expression. like you'd need to pay me to get me to do that What if you had tens of thousands of followers who worshiped you and you had to keep them entergaged.
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i'd probably start a GoFundMe to make a retrospective documentary about the new Garfield movie involving such star talent as Stephen Spielberg but over time come to believe I am actually in the process of making an actual Garfield movie despite the fact that my GoFundMe has raised under one hundred dollars and my relationship to the owners of the Garfield license can be charitably described as 'complicated'
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Yaldabaoth posted:Nathen wants Garfield to ride him, not the other way around. Save a Garf, ride a Nathen.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Save a Garf, ride a Nathen. wait no don't ride a Nathen celibacy is sexcy
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Ride Garf while Nathen watches and whacks off.
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BigBadSteve posted:What if you had tens of followers who worshiped you and you had to keep them entergaged. fixed
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I can’t wait to see all the places Nathen on a small horse will go
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Long live the fighters!
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sharknado slashfic posted:I wish I could Photoshop so I could do a Warband edit https://www.photopea.com for all your (non)Photoshop needs!
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This is from almost 10 years old news article so I never shared it in this thread before, but the Palestine stuff reminded me of this. Mazri's relative arrested in Tel Aviv for smuggling 20 kilos of coke? https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4404912,00.htmlynetnews.com posted:The drug was confiscated during the arrest of two of the suspects – Yaakov Hayat and Shmuel Mazri – as they met in a shopping center in northern Tel Aviv, where officers found 20 kg of cocaine in Mazri's trunk.
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Correction: further analysis revealed the alleged 20kg brick of cocaine was in fact Mazri's juvenile nephew Nathen Mazri #jikes
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Oh me? Nothin, just hanging out with a million dollars worth of cocaine inside a trunk in an mall in Israel.
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How the gently caress can anyone who never needs to worry about money for as long as he lives be this needy?
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Hasturtium posted:How the gently caress can anyone who never needs to worry about money for as long as he lives be this needy? What good is having all the money in the world if nobody worships you like the god you are?
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Yaldabaoth posted:What good is having all the money in the world if nobody worships you like the god you are? A god in feeble denial of that receding hairline is not one I’d build a shrine to. Or receive the world’s most tearfully desperate blowjob from, as that goon quipped a few pages back. Wealth really IS wasted on the rich.
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Road safety tip: Do NOT stick your head out the window of a moving vehicle if you wish to remain "ALIVE"
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Hasturtium posted:How the gently caress can anyone who never needs to worry about money for as long as he lives be this needy? Living in the shadow of a far more successful sibling whom your parents absolutely splashed and lavished attention on during your childhood will tend to do that to you
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quote:carpics Before this, I was going along with the "month long coke binge" sentiment just ironically
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He's not making ducklips, it's just that his forehead-lengthening procedure (which he got initially after mistranslating "facelift") has stretched his skin taught enough that his mouth can no longer close.
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It's unsettling how you can never see his teeth, his mouth is always just a black void behind a pair of slug-like lips
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Hasturtium posted:How the gently caress can anyone who never needs to worry about money for as long as he lives be this needy? dad mean
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Yeah, like, not to get too on the nose, but you can immediately tell how neglected a rich person was by their parents by how loving insane they are as adults If they, say, have gold toilets or become convinced they are Garfield, you can bet a slap across the face was the most loving thing their fathers ever did for them
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