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It's the anime girl circle lenses for me. edit:  
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Futanari Damacy posted:Road safety tip: Do NOT stick your head out the window of a moving vehicle if you wish to remain "ALIVE" Hereditary.gif
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steinrokkan posted:It's unsettling how you can never see his teeth, his mouth is always just a black void behind a pair of slug-like lips what the hell? Never noticed but now it's all I can see 
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Jun 4, 2022 19:04
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Im born like that? no, work done!
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It's clear that James Moron wants to be in the vanguard of Nathen's celibate fanvestor army when they ride their pygmy stallions into the bitchiest of earths inside Boomer territory. But you'd think our #luv2fail entergageneral would at least wait until Gaby and Nathfield got back from the mission to bring him back some teeth.
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Jun 4, 2022 19:50
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So was he planning to deliver the food by RC drone? Why haven't we heard this before.
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steinrokkan posted:It's unsettling how you can never see his teeth, his mouth is always just a black void behind a pair of slug-like lips  Not sure but it looks like maybe he's got a gap in his lower set of teeth? Or maybe he's secretly Martha Raye, denture wearer? Either way it's obvious he just p'shops that black void into his mouth so he doesn't have to hear dental critiques
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Meecheeeeeeeeeeeeelle!
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Binary Badger posted:
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There is so much to unpack in that photo Freud would be able to write volumes
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is that even Nathen lol he still looked human in 2018
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Jun 5, 2022 08:53
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Thats before all the hardships - the landmonster, his business partner fuking the cat / choking him, and before Viacom and the fork jail... Veritable salad days
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I genuinely love the fact that 'whether or not Nathan has teeth' is a discussion that makes complete sense in this thread
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Jun 5, 2022 10:04
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Just lmao that Nathen called up a bunch of middle eastern celebrities’ agents and pitched GarfieldEats to them and that by Nathen’s own admission, at least one of them “didn’t get it”
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Elephant Ambush posted:It's kind of amazing how stubbornly he insists on trying to be the easily identifiable and totally unnecessary middle man
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That’s entertagement baby
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This might be worse than being drone bombed https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1533383650712207366
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Beached Whale posted:This might be worse than being drone bombed I'm starting to think Garfieldeats was only successful in Dubai because the oil families have so much wealth they can afford to waste it on dumbshit like this just for the novelty.
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garfield drones you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaso_MWcbs
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Beached Whale posted:This might be worse than being drone bombed 
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Beached Whale posted:This might be worse than being drone bombed Ah yes, another wonderfully useful addition to Dubai, a city where the world’s tallest building isn’t connected to a sewer system and needs a convoy of septic trucks to empty it every single day. Truly this is Nathen’s spiritual city. Is he in Dubai right now or one of the other charming locations in UAE?
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Watching Nathen with the Garfield, it was suddenly so clear. The Garfield would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die, to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this Garfield, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice. Edit: GarfieldEats: Not aligned with Pig Bill https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1533115519812919296?s=21 Lt. Cock fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jun 5, 2022 |
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Beached Whale posted:This might be worse than being drone bombed Somewhere at Viacom an air raid siren is going off
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Beached Whale posted:This might be worse than being drone bombed This is intensely funny
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I feel like Nathen feels like he can get away with it because what's Viacom gonna do in Dubai? I'm assuming their copyright laws are pretty lax
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I feel like Nathen feels like he can get away with it because what's Viacom gonna do in Dubai? I'm assuming their copyright laws are pretty lax I think this already long gone, he seems to be recalling his greatest hits lately
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Jun 5, 2022 18:09
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Like just close your eyes for a few seconds and imagine one of those drones gently floating towards you to deliver your lovely Garfield shaped pizza and orange Garficcino on a clear sunny afternoon
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the UAE are really close to the US government, to the point that they established diplomatic relations with Israel a couple years ago. I don't know if that shakes out into IP law, but I imagine it might
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Remember that business I started that failed immediately? How about all the other stuff that never got off the ground, literally. Man, those were the days. The glory days of my youth (I am still young)
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UAE had a literal Chinese intelligence snatch squad seizing dissidents off the streets. They didn't even bother to blindfold people to hide where they were taking them. You can do anything you want in UAE if you pay. Doubt Mazri can outspend Viacom though
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1533383270469185537
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Lt. Cock posted:Watching Nathen with the Garfield, it was suddenly so clear. The Garfield would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die, to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this Garfield, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice. whoa is Pig Bill euphronius?
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I like the idea that somewhere out there, there is a GarfieldEats museum
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Lt. Cock posted:Watching Nathen with the Garfield, it was suddenly so clear. The Garfield would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die, to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this Garfield, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice. This crossover with DarkSydePhil is probably the most random thing to come out of this saga.
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I definitely yelled “I pressed jump” at a game yesterday but I’m not that fat so maybe not me
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Yaldabaoth posted:This crossover with DarkSydePhil is probably the most random thing to come out of this saga. My first thought as well. I'm not sure the internet is ready for that.
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Yaldabaoth posted:This crossover with DarkSydePhil is probably the most random thing to come out of this saga. A little googling re DarksydePhil/Nathen indicates Nathen "pays a [Kiwi] Farmer to make his comics and gives him plenty of... 'creative freedom' ". Makes sense since DSP is one of Kiwi Farms' most infamous "lolcows".
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BigBadSteve posted:A little googling re DarksydePhil/Nathen indicates Nathen "pays a [Kiwi] Farmer to make his comics and gives him plenty of... 'creative freedom' ". Worlds are colliding, Jerry!
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