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Here's to feeling good all the time.
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Tuesday has no feel.
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Jun 1, 2022 02:36
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Feels like an Arby's night.
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Jun 1, 2022 02:43
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Palmtree Panic posted:Here's to feeling good all the time. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
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Jun 1, 2022 21:03
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This guy...this is not my kind of guy!
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Jun 1, 2022 21:53
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I'm not an orgy guy!
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Jun 1, 2022 22:08
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What have you done to my little cable boy?
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Jun 1, 2022 23:41
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What the gently caress are you doing, you little piece of poo poo!?
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Jun 2, 2022 00:15
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He took it out.
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Jun 2, 2022 12:57
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Cat Army
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I WAS IN THE POOL!
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Jun 2, 2022 14:50
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But you yadda yaddad the best part?
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Jun 2, 2022 15:10
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I mentioned…the bisque.
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Jun 2, 2022 15:17
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It's not like after the risotto.
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Jun 2, 2022 15:38
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Snapple?
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Jun 2, 2022 16:13
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!
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Jun 2, 2022 16:19
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Who??? Who doesn’t want to make their avatar a rainbow???
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Jun 2, 2022 16:49
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! It's very refreshing!
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Jun 2, 2022 17:27
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Prognosis: Negative
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Jun 2, 2022 20:27
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The shift knob is loose, did you know about that? Have you been picking at it?! 
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Jun 2, 2022 21:35
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Hey, buddy, you're not getting that space. I'll sleep in my car if I have to. I'll DIE out here.
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Jun 3, 2022 03:32
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Not only that, I broke his thumbs!
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Jun 3, 2022 03:37
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I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
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Jun 3, 2022 12:38
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You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!
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Jun 3, 2022 13:18
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Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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Jun 3, 2022 17:28
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Who!? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
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Jun 3, 2022 23:59
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i don't wanna be a pirate!
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Jun 4, 2022 00:18
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Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
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Jun 4, 2022 01:40
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You look like you're gonna swing in on a chandelier!
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Jun 4, 2022 02:58
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Avast, ye matey! 
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Jun 5, 2022 01:46
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You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.
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Jun 5, 2022 02:56
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Gyshall posted:You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.
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Jun 5, 2022 03:05
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I’m the bad boy… I’ve never been the bad boy.
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Jun 5, 2022 03:06
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I come home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park!
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Jun 5, 2022 03:50
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He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.
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Jun 5, 2022 05:25
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The stink eye? The crook eye? The EVIL eye.
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Jun 5, 2022 16:19
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potee posted:Avast, ye matey! "20 degrees off the starboard side, it's the Spanish Galleon!" There's no comeback for that!!
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Jun 5, 2022 17:30
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Root Bear posted:"20 degrees off the starboard side, it's the Spanish Galleon!" Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.
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Jun 5, 2022 21:22
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You know what? You people should be ashamed of yourselves, you know, you doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the stock market. You think you're doing comedy.
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Jun 5, 2022 22:22
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You know, you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave.
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Jun 5, 2022 23:00
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Palmtree Panic posted:You know, you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. I thought we werent gonna talk about that yet…
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