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Flexa deez balls
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It sounds a bit like the end goal of flexa is to remove crypto from the equation and just use actual money
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Jun 7, 2022 11:37
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Our new FLEXYA system consolidates GAS fees, FLEXYA fees, and fees to generate giftcards for use in real world businesses, as well as consolidates taxes on your staked income. Your burrito is ready, that will be 200 USD. Oh sorry I mean 20 FLEXYA BOOYA BUCKS.
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Jun 7, 2022 11:44
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i am begging you guys to stop posting about flexa and read the link in mimesweeper's post
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Jun 7, 2022 11:45
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i am begging you guys to stop posting about flexa and read the link in mimesweeper's post I think you got fishing attacked, flexa isn't a thing. only FLEXYA BOOYA DOLLARS are real. SEE YOU ON TEH DISCORD TO THE MOON
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Jun 7, 2022 11:48
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maybe I'm a bit thick but how is that easier than using a credit card either directly or linked to some pay app disclaimer i didn't ready any of that poo poo up above because i'm way tired and in a timezone +8 my usual and trying to move onto a night shift for work at sea just as I was recovering from jet lag and also I drank a bottle of sparkling wine at breakfast and am kinda just generally out of it at the moment, but like, it's not just me right? crypto is still just fake money but stupider, correct?
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Jun 7, 2022 11:51
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Ah yes the trusted Gemini exchange currently being sued by financial regulators for fraud
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Jun 7, 2022 11:53
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ReidRansom posted:maybe I'm a bit thick but how is that easier than using a credit card either directly or linked to some pay app it's not that's why crypto bros are a loving joke. but they'll never admit they've been mega scammed.
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Jun 7, 2022 11:59
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ReidRansom posted:maybe I'm a bit thick but how is that easier than using a credit card either directly or linked to some pay app Its a significantly more difficult way to pay that promises consumers a better return* on stuff bought at two stores. The end goal is to do the exact same thing you do now, but with speculative intermediary units because both sides of the transaction want a chance to gently caress over the other with changing value. The service that provides this merely wants to replace transaction service provides and doesn't care what poo poo rear end system it invents to let it have a chance. *Return fluctuates so you know, theory here
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Jun 7, 2022 12:03
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Imagine an old west wildcat bank + gold mine claim. You're a prospector. Your claim just got jumped by Hurst's men. They have your gold mine and your apes. You've got nothing, and no rights to get something back. And the bank just closed after a run. But you feel rich in spirit. THAT'S BITCOIN
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Jun 7, 2022 12:06
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My wife has like a dozen restaurant specific apps on her phone that heavily reward you for using the app to place orders, give app exclusive coupons, etc. She’s always telling me about how she got a free coffee or breakfast sandwich or sometimes like whole meals for her birthday. All of this at no cost and at 1:1 United States dollars. Except sometimes during promotions where you can get BETTER than 1:1 if you purchase a certain amount of Tropical Smoothie bucks or whatever (around the holidays for example). So anyway how do I convince her to stop doing this and start using crypto instead?
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Jun 7, 2022 12:12
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fullroundaction posted:So anyway how do I convince her to stop doing this and start using crypto instead? Women are full of FUD Empty your joint account into the dip Women don't understand investing Crypto isn't a loser cult for incel dipshits, it's a winners cult full of diamond hands dipshits
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Jun 7, 2022 12:17
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priznat posted:It’s all purely theoretical because this poo poo will never ever happen. Outside of dumb tchotchkes like the ubisoft crap no decent game studio is going to touch this stuff. Especially not if it is expected to have assets that work with other game companies’ games. Heh, there are buttloads of crypto bullshit at all the game developer conferences these days, sponsored by who-knows-who. Seems to me it's currently mostly used to instill dollar signs in the eyes of greedy players rather than investors, who instead get the dollar signs eyes from lootboxes or whatever is the latest dumbass game poo poo.
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Jun 7, 2022 12:18
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LifeSunDeath posted:Women are full of FUD She grabbed her crotch, told me to “buy this dip”, and then slapped me so hard my glasses shattered across the room. She just. Doesn’t. Get it.
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Jun 7, 2022 12:32
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*Backyard BBQ* "Yeah Diamond Hands Jerry over there wasted our loving savings on creepto dollars, RIGHT JERRY?!" *Wife throws football in perfect spiral temporarily blotting out the sun, arching back down like a Ukrainian drone guided artillery shell, making precision contact with the back of Jerry's head causing his face to slam forward into his margarita glass, everyone starts laughing loving hard. Blood is everywhere."
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Jun 7, 2022 12:46
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Flexa these loving nuts bitch!!
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Jun 7, 2022 12:59
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Curious. People who aren’t balls deep into my bullshit are able to spot it’s all a massive scam. How strange. https://twitter.com/sriramk/status/1533992409494802432
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Jun 7, 2022 13:32
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smellmycheese posted:Curious. People who aren’t balls deep into my bullshit are able to spot it’s all a massive scam. How strange.
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Jun 7, 2022 13:39
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"The only person who you should trust is the one who's staked his livelihood on selling you the product," says the oblivious idiot.
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Jun 7, 2022 13:55
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The Flexa whitepaper was a good read. It crucifies conventional payment processors and paints Flexa as the savior. But it seems its primary purpose is to generate profit for the wallets that stake the intermediary coin. Mass adoption would require a significant expansion of the staking pool lest it run empty. And what's the backup plan in case the staking pool runs dry? The whitepaper doesn't go into it. I assume a complete collapse of the network.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:04
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The Fattest PI posted:I did a complicated computer math thing technical analysis of bitcoin's price, and here's why it's going to the moon for real this time Now do buttcoin.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:11
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Mooey Cow posted:Heh, there are buttloads of crypto bullshit at all the game developer conferences these days, sponsored by who-knows-who. Seems to me it's currently mostly used to instill dollar signs in the eyes of greedy players rather than investors, who instead get the dollar signs eyes from lootboxes or whatever is the latest dumbass game poo poo. If anything it's aimed at the types who don't play games because they can't pay 2 win, or are massive mobile game whales. I'm still surprised Star Citizen hasn't gotten crypto involved yet. I'm sure some of the backers are demanding it.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:13
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I like to be able to buy burrito without a smart phone
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Jun 7, 2022 14:17
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Whoa I can get a discount on chipotle if I use crypto? I can’t afford to not buy an over priced burrito. I am losing money right now!
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Jun 7, 2022 14:20
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i am begging you guys to stop posting about flexa and read the link in mimesweeper's post The proofs in the pudding. Guy's gotta post a snippet of something legit before I'd take him seriously.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:26
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Vashro posted:I like to be able to buy burrito without a smart phone Which is why I use Google Pay, not crypto lol.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:30
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:cryptos bros will never gently caress my virginity is an nft please someone steal it 
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Jun 7, 2022 14:42
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Agents are GO! posted:https://twitter.com/coinfessions/status/1524397918446186496?s=20&t=BIhDfnv8MW1lQ0WrHZiLIw I work for a fairly boring enterprise company and 3 of my teammates left for crypto companies over the last 6 months and I sometimes wonder how they're doing. None of them seemed like true believers when they left, but who knows now.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:49
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Some absolute maniacs in this. Incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnN_GEFubAo
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Jun 7, 2022 15:01
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ultrafilter posted:Now do buttcoin. 
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Jun 7, 2022 15:06
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Woah That is cool as gently caress
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Jun 7, 2022 15:08
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Early concepts for the Fingers in Elden Ring looking pretty rough.
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Jun 7, 2022 15:08
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Ghost Leviathan posted:If anything it's aimed at the types who don't play games because they can't pay 2 win, or are massive mobile game whales. The codeword they use is "play to earn", not sure who it's really supposed to appeal to, except maybe those people that clicked the "get paid to surf the internet" ads way back when.
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Jun 7, 2022 15:18
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i am begging you guys to stop posting about flexa and read the link in mimesweeper's post I'm not clicking a link that obviously baity you can go visit the virus-infested page and repost whatever bullshit that guy made up for us
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Jun 7, 2022 15:18
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Main Paineframe posted:I'm not clicking a link that obviously baity same
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Jun 7, 2022 15:21
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Oh man I hope that Telegram stuff just turns into a conveyor belt into federal prison. Also lol for-loving-ever at "play to earn." gently caress. OFF.
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Jun 7, 2022 15:33
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snotball007 posted:words this is too long, could you do me a favour and summarise in bullet points why people should use this over the current system. I'm going to have to ask you to leave out "is generally faster" and "immune to phishing/skimming attacks" because they're lies. because i've hampered you a bit there I will help you out and give you one to start you off:
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Jun 7, 2022 15:37
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i am begging you guys to stop posting about flexa and read the link in mimesweeper's post Looks like stdh to me. I want to believe and all, but without proof it's just a creative writing exercise.
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Jun 7, 2022 15:58
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Main Paineframe posted:I'm not clicking a link that obviously baity It’s just the Twitter thread in paragraph form
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SettingSun posted:But it seems its primary purpose is to generate profit for the wallets that stake the intermediary coin. "It's exactly like how you currently pay for things, only with this way I make money off it!"
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