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Jun 7, 2022 08:29
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jimmyjams posted:rear end piss I magnanimously ignore the opportunity to page snipe so somebody else can have a go, and you go and do something like this... and totally vindicate that decision let's. talk. about. rear end piss
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Jun 7, 2022 08:47
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Beartaco posted:I choose to imagine we're on page 6 where someone picked a better topic. Hope you're happy now 
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Jun 7, 2022 09:08
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During basic training, there was this bug going around that totally bedrid you for a day and made you have watery high-pressure shits out of your rear end. It felt just like pissing out of your rear end, and often burned. It was actually quite hosed up and we took it very seriously. Thankfully I never joined team rear end-piss.
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Jun 7, 2022 09:40
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I think it's kinda hilarious that the only effort post topic starter was the first one.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:04
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Well yeah, you take the time and some fool gonna chump you and you'll end up feeling like someone pissed up your rear end.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:06
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i'm 31, never poo poo my pants
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Jun 7, 2022 14:17
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What in tarnation?! Imagine going through your entire life never knowing the feeling of fiery rear end piss burning your hole inside out and forever ruining your favorite pair of jeans.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:22
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jimmyjams comes in with the perfect gimmick snipe, you can't hate on rear end pissing though sometimes when I eat something that doesn't work with my system whoa ho ho man does my rear end piss
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Jun 7, 2022 14:23
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I learned about it one time when I was an idiot and drank three vitamin waters in one day. Your body does not like too much of certain things and will do whatever it can to flush them out of your system before any damage can occur. That was not a fun afternoon.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:25
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https://i.imgur.com/esMpL78.gifv
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Jun 7, 2022 14:27
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Exactly
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Jun 7, 2022 14:27
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lol
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Jun 7, 2022 14:38
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Even the mightiest kings and queens have rear end pissed. We are all the same once we are reduced to mere butts.
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Jun 7, 2022 14:46
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Never trust a fart
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Jun 7, 2022 15:07
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Are we talking pooping diarrhea so watery it’s like pissing from your butt? Or inserting your dick into a buddy’s butt and filling him up with piss?
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Jun 7, 2022 15:07
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Yes we are
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Jun 7, 2022 15:14
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Problem: Two guys hanging out together, and they run out of toilet paper but have to poo poo. Solution: Piss in each other's asses to clean them.
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Jun 7, 2022 17:11
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It takes great discipline to let the rear end piss out slowly, rather than having it explode on hard to clean parts of the bowl
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Jun 7, 2022 17:15
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BigBadSteve posted:Problem: Two guys hanging out together, and they run out of toilet paper but have to poo poo. How do they poo poo first without peeing?
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Jun 7, 2022 17:34
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BigBadSteve posted:Problem: Two guys hanging out together, and they run out of toilet paper but have to poo poo. A tale as old as time
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Jun 7, 2022 17:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:A tale as old as time No! Wait! HOW DO THEY HAVE ANY PISS LEFTOVER SFTER POOPING!?
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Jun 7, 2022 17:37
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BigBadSteve posted:Problem: Two guys hanging out together, and they run out of toilet paper but have to poo poo. thank you for not just being the "complaining guy", and accompanying your issue with real, actionable solutions
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Jun 7, 2022 17:38
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I mean… I guess you could chug a shitload of water right before so you’d have enough pee to power wash the poop off your friend’s rear end in a top hat. It would probably hit a few minutes later so you’d have to waddle around with lovely butts for a little bit while your bladders filled up again. I’m trying to be solution-oriented.
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Jun 7, 2022 18:00
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Do birds piss out their asses or poo poo out their peeholes?
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Jun 7, 2022 18:28
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Microwaved dinners
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Jun 7, 2022 18:33
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Semi-Protato posted:Do birds piss out their asses or poo poo out their peeholes? You logic is flawed. Birds do not have asses or peeholes. Only cloaca’s.
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Jun 7, 2022 18:34
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Failed the page snipe. Don't really know how many posts per page. gently caress U!!!
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Jun 7, 2022 18:34
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:No! Wait! HOW DO THEY HAVE ANY PISS LEFTOVER SFTER POOPING!? You put on a clothespin on the penis while pooping, OBVIOUSLY.
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Jun 7, 2022 18:35
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Is a clothespin necessary or can you just pinch the tip really hard?
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Jun 7, 2022 18:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdrkG9nzXw
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Jun 7, 2022 18:46
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you can take immodium to help with it but dont take too much liek the one goons boyfriend who like plugged a whole bottle of it and died at the movie theater lol
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Jun 7, 2022 18:53
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Nooner posted:you can take immodium to help with it but dont take too much liek the one goons boyfriend who like plugged a whole bottle of it and died at the movie theater lol drat, sounds like it was a lovely movie lol 
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Jun 7, 2022 19:34
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Jun 7, 2022 22:11
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rear end piss is extra fun if you’ve had a lot of spicy stuff before. Something about the piss getting into every crevice etc etc
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Jun 7, 2022 22:22
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I never understood the term "taking the piss". I guess most colloquialisms don't make sense, but I never understood how extracting urine from something was mocking it. Anyway, four more posts to piss away until the next topic.
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Jun 7, 2022 22:34
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Y’all forgetting about the reverse rear end piss- when your turd hits the bowl hard enough to splash pisswater on your butthole
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Jun 7, 2022 22:35
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I was certain that girls peed out their butt for a while because a smart seeming friend told me that Maybe giving kids a little education is good, actually
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Jun 7, 2022 22:44
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Im ok with rear end and pissin but ive nevrr pissed out my rear end. I have blasted a toilet with choccy sauce plenty of times tho
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Jun 7, 2022 22:46
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Im ok with rear end and pissin but ive nevrr pissed out my rear end. I have blasted a toilet with choccy sauce plenty of times tho Its basically the same, a liquid barrage
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Jun 7, 2022 22:47
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