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smellmycheese posted:Curious. People who aren’t balls deep into my bullshit are able to spot it’s all a massive scam. How strange. me, a cryptographer: i am opposed to web3 a.n... dude: lol crypto isn't cryptography. me, a coder: i write code and web3 is reall... dude: lol web3 isnt code its a revolution me, a finance guy: i deal in financial investments and i have to say web3 is the wo.... dude: lol crypto doesn't have to deal with the problems of fiat money and their institutions.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Christ, who uses a credit card with consumer fees?? Are these crypto guys dusting off old pyramid scheme literature from the 80s and just copy/pasting it into whitepapers?
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Not direct fees, but there are plenty of places in the US where the merchant will charge more if you use a credit card. Gas stations in particular in my experience. But that's from the fee applied to the merchant, right? They are passing it along to the consumer? If what they mean is that it becomes a fee-free system for the merchant, then I suppose that's a one-up over CCs, but their wording makes it impossible to know what they are trying to say. Also, I don't know how the system stays afloat if they aren't taking a fee from someone in the transaction, but I'm not a student in The Wizarding World of Math Nerd
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https://www.pcgamer.com/is-it-just-us-or-does-mining-10-bitcoin-a-day-not-sound-like-much-for-a-cryptocurrency-megacorp/
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there are basic fees from the sidechain verification like with anything else on the blockchain. and they also charge a merchant fee on top of that. their argument is that it's less than current credit card fees charged to the merchant. as a customer, why would i even care about that unless it made the product cheaper for me. the burrito is still $X dollars regardless of what mechanism you use to pay for it so why not use a cc w/ points. why use crypto. they never really explain that part. like it's another step to buy or mine crypto. then additional apps, knowledge and time to figure out how all that works. that dude came in here and spouted off a whole bunch of poo poo no normal person would ever want to deal with.
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Strong Sauce posted:there are basic fees from the sidechain verification like with anything else on the blockchain. and they also charge a merchant fee on top of that. their argument is that it's less than current credit card fees charged to the merchant. Right but you can slurp that burrito 3x a day. Guess a lot of y'all still don't get it.
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Can someone explain what exactly he's proposing here? https://twitter.com/JasonPLowery/status/1533925550598889478/photo/1
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pippy posted:Can someone explain what exactly he's proposing here? "software"..."softwar".. oh gently caress he's declaring a war!
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pippy posted:Can someone explain what exactly he's proposing here? he's proposing "I want the Department of Defense to keep paying me to tweet about Bitcoin all day, but they're expecting me to report military uses for it and I don't really have any, so let's cram all the buzzwords into my report and tell them it's too advanced to explain in simple words"
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pippy posted:Can someone explain what exactly he's proposing here? I read the abstract and it's basically say that Bitcoin and Crypto will made physical war obsolete because cyberwarfare will become so powerful. As usual, it completely sidesteps the fact this has already been proved false, as cyberwarfare has been a thing for a long time and hasn't done poo poo to stop physical war, and basically assumes Crypto is inventing cyberwar. Also it calls cyberwarfare "hardwar" and "softwar" and tries to meaningfully differentiate between the two which is just puzzling and pointless. Basically he wants the movie Robot Jox to be real but with blockchain instead of giant robots. Is it just me, or is it really sad that cryptobros can't even conceive of the idea of stopping war altogether, but instead champion the idea of just having a different KIND of war? Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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They forget the core tenet of war, where application of might is better suited to destroying your crypto infrastructure than it is to building my own.
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# ? Jun 7, 2022 18:45 |
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tron. he's basically saying the future is tron
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it occurs to me that recreational weed dispensaries should absolutely take buttcoin, if there's any money in doing so (lmao), because NFT douchebros love to drop fliff at the dispensary on stupid bullshit
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Main Paineframe posted:he's proposing "I want the Department of Defense to keep paying me to tweet about Bitcoin all day, but they're expecting me to report military uses for it and I don't really have any, so let's cram all the buzzwords into my report and tell them it's too advanced to explain in simple words" does referring to computers as a "once-in-two-millennia" invention imply that he thinks history started with the birth of Christ, or that he thinks the invention of computers is a random event that happens roughly every 2,000 years also "kinetic programming actions" is a funny milspeak parody description of keyboard-touching. this is parody right? I didn't make it past the first sentence, which contains both of those chestnuts
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https://twitter.com/bitofnonce/status/1533985196654985216 https://twitter.com/BitcoinQTpie/status/1533999379325112320 The bad brains on this people are fascinating
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voluntary war lmao
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“Computers were a big invention that allowed programmers to create programs that output controlled electrical signals. This technology was so disruptive it caused society to classify hardware and software programming separately. This thesis presents a theory on the invention of non-physical tokens that require physical energy expenditure to create (such as bitcoin). This, the biggest invention ever, will enable conversion of physical war (and the cost of life) by humans into cyber warfare performed digitally. This could cause society to perceive physical warfare and cyber warfare as distinctly different. Software doesn't replace the need for hardware, but the emergence of software dramatically changed the profession of computer programming. By that same logic, cyber warfare doesn’t replace the need for physical war, but it could change the profession of “war”. The theory hypothesizes that creating non-physical tokens from real-world energy expenditure, and combing them with second-layer centralization (like the lightning network), and then adopting simple programs to facilitate payments and paywalls, will allow for software driven attacks based on who owns the most bitcoin. The physical cost of creating more bitcoin will make countering attacks from those who own the most bitcoin, untenable.” Very big brane man Edit: decided to do the whole thing Flowers for QAnon fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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The world has no idea what's about to hit them. (posts screenshot of the abstract of a masters thesis that will be forgotten as soon as it is deposited)
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Just when you think these knobs couldn't get any dumber, they start postin' about war on twitter
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https://twitter.com/smdiehl/status/1533133573661802496 https://twitter.com/ProfHilaryAllen/status/1534176472159731717 probably nothing. just bipartisan bill suggesting we further deregulate
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the star of the oc gets it.. https://twitter.com/ben_mckenzie/status/1534129930224779264
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Rotten Red Rod posted:https://twitter.com/bitofnonce/status/1533985196654985216 bit of nonce that's it that's the joke
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I'm super hyped for the first Bitcoin bro to tell Putin he can't keep Ukraine because the blockchain says it belongs to someone else.
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All my T72 tokens, gone
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Party Ape posted:I'm super hyped for the first Bitcoin bro to tell Putin he can't keep Ukraine because the blockchain says it belongs to someone else. holy poo poo, that's it! we just need to put the entire country of Ukraine on the blockchain and then the war is over! hooray!
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# ? Jun 7, 2022 19:05 |
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rate my web3 app: a text editor exclusively for crypto-bros where if you type "metacognitively" it immediately wipes out the document you are writing and deletes your twitter account
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I read the abstract and it's basically say that Bitcoin and Crypto will made physical war obsolete because cyberwarfare will become so powerful. As usual, it completely sidesteps the fact this has already been proved false, as cyberwarfare has been a thing for a long time and hasn't done poo poo to stop physical war, and basically assumes Crypto is inventing cyberwar. According to his blog, it's because he reads too much Ayn Rand and thinks war is a beep-boop optimal method of rationally resolving disputes (via dick-waving contests where the winner gets to one-sidedly dictate policy to the loser) without any of those pesky "ethics" or "emotions" getting in the way. quote:In other words, war is a mechanism for nations to establish policy by engaging in an indiscriminate brute-force physical power lottery rather than the traditional method of adjudication.
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So are wars going to be "whoever can complete this block wins the war, pinky promise"? Or are the guns going to be NFTs that we can buy and remotely deactivate because they check the smart contract every time you fire a bullet?
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that star trek episode where war is fought by simulating the attacks and painlessly executing everyone who they calculate to have died, but even dumber somehow
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Main Paineframe posted:According to his blog, it's because he reads too much Ayn Rand and thinks war is a beep-boop optimal method of rationally resolving disputes (via dick-waving contests where the winner gets to one-sidedly dictate policy to the loser) without any of those pesky "ethics" or "emotions" getting in the way. Why can't both sides pick their strongest arm wrestler and agree that who wins the arm wrestle wins the war? Or a coin flip?
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pippy posted:Or a coin flip? bitcoin.flip(winner_take_all=True)
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"...capture brute-force physical power electronically rather than kinetically..." lmao, that's not a thing. i don't, i can't even, what the gently caress are they talking about ? it's more loving video game logic that does not apply to the real world. e: when i play classic COD 4 Remastered, because I'll be damned if I'm going to play any of the new ones, I am not actually firing a gun, or any kind of firearm; i am merely moving numbers around inside a computer system which then respond to other numbers based on decisions the computer is making sixty times a second. none of this is real or has any effect on anything in the real world. why do coiners not seem to understand this? e: lol, imagine real world policies decided on who wins a loving video game. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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Guys you missed the best part https://twitter.com/JasonPLowery/status/1533983844197605377?s=20&t=Gk3-rjsZkModQOOffsZ6TA
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Of course it's nothing like CoD, don't be silly. It's CnC Generals. You get a pro hacker with a laptop into their base and they hack the power plant's alignment from red to blue.
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Main Paineframe posted:According to his blog, it's because he reads too much Ayn Rand and thinks war is a beep-boop optimal method of rationally resolving disputes (via dick-waving contests where the winner gets to one-sidedly dictate policy to the loser) without any of those pesky "ethics" or "emotions" getting in the way. He makes a fundamental error in this statement: quote:The answer is deceptively simple: because they don’t trust the judge; because they don’t respect the judgement. This isn't correct. It isn't because people don't trust the judge - it's because they don't give a poo poo about the judge. War is not always about "I say I own this land, you say you own this land, let's fight to decide who gets the land". Sometimes the killing is the point and the end goal. Hell, not even sometimes. In the end, it's just another Bitcoiner who thinks he's solved all the world's problems by making up a fantasy world and assuming the real world is the same. Homeless Bebe posted:Guys you missed the best part Lol to be a fly on the wall in that meeting. I'm a dum dum who knows nothing about military policy and I can pick apart his argument easily. Imagine what a bunch of generals would say Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:He makes a fundamental error in this statement: WW2 Emperor of Japan upon hearing that the judge has ruled the US can't be forced to sell Japan oil: "tell the children there'll be no industrial complex this year".
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pippy posted:So are wars going to be "whoever can complete this block wins the war, pinky promise"? Or are the guns going to be NFTs that we can buy and remotely deactivate because they check the smart contract every time you fire a bullet? lmao, it just occurred to me that coiners probably think Metal Gear Solid 4 is a documentary. Snaaaaaaaake!
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tango alpha delta posted:"...capture brute-force physical power electronically rather than kinetically..." It’s the “bitcoin is a battery” argument/misconception repackaged.
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War has officially been replaced with "your key, your country, not your key, not your country"
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are these forums web3.0 since we had to pay to access this bit of web?
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