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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Azhais posted:

Gonna be honest if some guy came up to me out of the blue with a camera and mic and asked if I could name any characters from the Bible I'd probably also come up blank. And my own name is Biblical.

P sure Bill and Ted were in that, yeah?

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Also not funky enough to be a Globetrotter.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


A rich old selfish gently caress paying his employees more is less believable than an island of cloned frogdinos

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

rodbeard posted:

I basically can't remember a single plot element of any James Cameron movie apart from Aliens and Terminator 2 and I'm apparently not the only one:

Here are some things to remember about The Abyss:

SpaceUnderwater aliens
CGI water tentacle
Michael Biehn got SpaceUnderwater Madness
A rat breathed some pink goop (they actually did this to the rat, it lived)
Ed Harris and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio found it such a gruelling shoot they swore never to work with Cameron again

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ImpAtom posted:

A rich old selfish gently caress paying his employees more is less believable than an island of cloned frogdinos

spared one expense

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cameron is notoriously hard to work with.

If he didn't keep making massive hits or if he was like a woman or something no one would ever work with him.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It was just Dances With Wolves but aliens

Dances With Smurfs

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Don’t forget that in Avatar they use their hair cloaca to have sex and also they use their hair cloaca to control other animals so Avatar is actually a big budget beastiality film.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That’s not how avatar sex works,

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

That’s not how avatar sex works,

Those tiny loin cloths weren't covering much so for their sake I hope it is.

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer

Azhais posted:

Gonna be honest if some guy came up to me out of the blue with a camera and mic and asked if I could name any characters from the Bible I'd probably also come up blank. And my own name is Biblical.

Jesus Christ, you can’t just spring an obscure question like that on someone, nobody reads the bible!

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It was just Dances With Wolves but aliens

I have no problem with taking a decent movie, adding power armor and helicopters, and then letting the natives win for once.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It was just Dances With Wolves but aliens

Wrong, it was Fern Gully but big instead of little.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Cat Hatter posted:

I have no problem with taking a decent movie, adding power armor and helicopters, and then letting the natives win for once.

I mean we still don't know how Dune ends

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Hermsgervørden posted:

Jesus Christ, you can’t just spring an obscure question like that on someone, nobody reads the bible!

Jesus actually never appears in the Bible, it's all just tradition built around worshipping him

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Data Graham posted:

I mean we still don't know how Dune ends

It ends with the white dude tricking native people into thinking he is their messiah as part of a power play.

So just like Avatar.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Rabble posted:

Don’t forget that in Avatar they use their hair cloaca to have sex and also they use their hair cloaca to control other animals so Avatar is actually a big budget beastiality film.

i don't think anyone in the film ever states that people just decided the weird 'hair bonding' scene was them loving

i don't think they make babies with their hair

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Look it takes balls to make a film where your hero proves that, as a white savior, he is better than the natives at being a native by loving a pterodactyl into submission.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Alien is just The Thing but with an extraterrestrial

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

Done
Done
Onto the next one

Done
Overdone
I'm onto the next

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

This will be the last I say on avatar but the planet chose jake sully on purpose because he had needed skills so much more like Dune I guess .

Please post Dune memes.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

I mean we still don't know how Dune ends

Dune never ends

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Just skip all the nonsense and get to the scene where all the women practice poor water discipline while watching Jason Momoa climb a rock.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Well, can I get my loving application already????

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Paladinus posted:

Well, can I get my loving application already????

It's going to be about 30 minutes. Please pull into a parking space.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

The Anime Liker posted:

Just skip all the nonsense and get to the scene where all the women practice poor water discipline while watching Jason Momoa climb a rock.

It’s only one woman, geez.


I hate knowing this

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tree Bucket posted:

It’s only one woman, geez.


I hate knowing this

lol

Every Dune book after Dune Messiah:

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Jun 7, 2022

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Anime Liker posted:

Just skip all the nonsense and get to the scene where all the women practice poor water discipline while watching Jason Momoa climb a rock.

He died in the first movie???

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Look it takes balls to make a film where your hero proves that, as a white savior, he is better than the natives at being a native by loving a pterodactyl into submission.

Is it really a white savior movie if the white guy says his people are worse in every way and he'd like to fully assimilate into the natives' way of life? They even say in the movie that most people aren't dumb/desperate enough to try and mind-gently caress the pterodactyl, not that he's better at it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

some plague rats posted:

He died in the first movie???

What??

Can anyone confirm this

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Anime Liker posted:

It's going to be about 30 minutes. Please pull into a parking space.

gently caress you, I'm out of here!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

some plague rats posted:

He died in the first movie???

The Bloop posted:

What??

Can anyone confirm this

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
the spice worms cant talk dickhead

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
You can suck on Muad'Dibs nutz.
-FROM "COLLECTED SAYINGS OF MUAD'DIB" BY THE PRINCESS IRULAN

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


hazardousmouse posted:

the spice worms cant talk dickhead

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Paul in the streets

Wormsign in the sheets

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kuiperdolin posted:

Alien is just The Thing but with an extraterrestrial

Pinching the bridge of my nose so hard

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