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John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Philippe posted:

I'm not much of a Lady of Nog, but wouldn't it just curdle?

A: Eggnog has hard liquor in it by default as part of the recipe. Does eggnog from the store not have it?

B: You're worried about curdled milk over the raw eggs?

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# ? May 27, 2024 10:16

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

i season all my food with alcohol. sometimes i even skip the food

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:30

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Stereotype posted:

i season all my food with alcohol. sometimes i even skip the food

Okay, Detective Harry.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:31

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 3 days!

Skwirl posted:

This is why I generally avoid answering hypothetical questions.

Would you suck off a gorilla to avoid answering a hypothetical question

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:32

Trapick: Apr 17, 2006

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Would you suck off a gorilla to avoid answering a hypothetical question

I've been doing it for free, poo poo

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:34

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR SUCKIN OFF THE GORILLAS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:35

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

I once tried to make vodka infused swedish fish. Somehow all the flavor and sugar left the fish and the candy just became white and crumbly. On the upside the vodka became cherry flavored alcoholic syrup and I put it on my ice cream.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:46

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

grittyreboot posted:

I once tried to make vodka infused swedish fish. Somehow all the flavor and sugar left the fish and the candy just became white and crumbly. On the upside the vodka became cherry flavored alcoholic syrup and I put it on my ice cream.

Sounds like a trendy new snowball flavor.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:53

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Silly Burrito posted:

Sounds like a trendy new snowball flavor.

Your snowballs come in different flavours? Mine just taste like cum.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 22:55

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1534061602332450816

I believe this is the first time an American woman has been recognized as the Throat Goat, at least philatelically

better all be sticker stamps because i cant think of any other way to make a stamp lick itself

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:06

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

All this gorrilla dick sucking talk and the really important, original question is ignored:

Would you suck a cheetah�s dick with hoisin sauce?

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:10

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Please stop sucking gorilla dick if you aren't in the gorilla dick sucking union you scabs

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:12

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Time to head down to the gorilla dick sucking factory and slap some tiny simian dicks out of non-union mouths

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:15

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

kazil posted:

Please stop sucking gorilla dick if you aren't in the gorilla dick sucking union you scabs

Look man, I got a family to feed and they�re not handing out union gorilla dick-sucking jobs like candy anymore.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:17

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Inceltown posted:

Your snowballs come in different flavours? Mine just taste like cum.

Flavoured lipsticks

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:17

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

the gorilla dick sucking store called and they're sold out of you

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:20

Lunatic Sledge: Jun 8, 2013; choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

you know, I'll bet most gorillas have never even thought about having their dick sucked

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:25

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zoux posted:

PYF Tweet: slap some tiny simian dicks out of non-union mouths

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Lunatic Sledge posted:

you know, I'll bet most gorillas have never even thought about having their dick sucked

Bonobos have been documented to suck dick like crazy, I'm guessing it's a common trait among the great apes.

And that willingness is why they're called the great apes.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:35

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Knormal posted:

Bonobos have been documented to suck dick like crazy, I'm guessing it's a common trait among the great apes.

And that willingness is why they're called the great apes.

Creatures with C shaped spines can suck they own dick. Us apes are one of the few creatures that need help.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:41

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Lunatic Sledge posted:

you know, I'll bet most gorillas have never even thought about having their dick sucked

I wonder if its like sharks getting scritches and belly rubs. They'd never get it in nature but absolutely love it when the opportunity is there.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:43

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

kazil posted:

Please stop sucking gorilla dick if you aren't in the gorilla dick sucking union you scabs

look if they're forming scabs you need to let those gorillas recover from getting their dicks sucked.

edit: or work on your teeth game

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:43

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

Gorillas are smart as hell they have absolutely thought about it. Then dismissed it because they are wise.

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# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:45

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Skwirl posted:

This is why I generally avoid answering hypothetical questions.

Would you rather give a coyote a handjob or answer a hypothetical question?

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Beeswax posted:

Yeah but then posting about what you imagine the replies are makes you look foolish. Yet another poster's conundrum

Nah

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Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

What's going on in the PYF Tweets thre-

:ohno:

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/LateNightNelly/status/1533984418431242240

Gorillas have very small penises even!

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:56

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Inceltown posted:

Your snowballs come in different flavours? Mine just taste like cum.

Mine are Shrek flavored.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:56

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Tree Bucket posted:

I wonder if its like sharks getting scritches and belly rubs. They'd never get it in nature but absolutely love it when the opportunity is there.

Adding sharks to the big list of animals that are just a kind of dog.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 23:57

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Silly Burrito posted:

Mine are Shrek flavored.

You're just repeating what I said.

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Inceltown posted:

You're just repeating what I said.

???

# ? Jun 8, 2022 00:05

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

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# ? Jun 8, 2022 00:40

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Benagain posted:

Gorillas are smart as hell they have absolutely thought about it. Then dismissed it because they are wise.

That doesn't sound wise to me, but then I'm dumb as hell

# ? Jun 8, 2022 00:57

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John Lee posted:

A: Eggnog has hard liquor in it by default as part of the recipe. Does eggnog from the store not have it?

Nope. Eggnog from the store is alcohol-free, unless it's Advocaat, which may be in the liquor section of the grocery store, or may be sold only in liquor stores.

https://twitter.com/sallyt/status/1533904210529492994

# ? Jun 8, 2022 00:59

Donkey: Apr 22, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

Mine are Shrek flavored.

For twelve years I've been asking "What is Gault flavor?"

# ? Jun 8, 2022 01:10

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# ? Jun 8, 2022 01:13

SimonSays: Aug 4, 2006; Simon is the monkey's name

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/nickeldoodle/status/1534326221944799234?s=20&t=xup-0ueOT36gEc9obg_tJw

I never did get around to seeing Cats (2019)

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