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divabot posted:pfeh like this guy has even read the Chipotle white paper In my experience, the Chipotle white paper barely gets the job done.
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tango alpha delta posted:lol, the next big thing will be storing emotions on the blockchain. An ape yacht club for every mood! Just make sure you save up enough slurp juices for any mood swing days.
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snotball007 posted:Faster, [citation needed] snotball007 posted:more secure, [citation needed] snotball007 posted:less fees for merchants, Why would I care about the merchants snotball007 posted:rewards on the back end for stakers (again, merchant fee >1% and entirely goes to the stakers) Why would I care about the stakers snotball007 posted:and solves the most fundamental problems of digital cash. Like? snotball007 posted:But keep saying "BUT THEY DON'T PROTECT ME, I CAN'T CHARGEBACK!" like everyone else who has never had to do a chargeback. I have indeed had to do a number of chargebacks, like anyone else who has had a credit card for any substantial amount of time, and it was painless and quick, what do you mean by this?
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You know, you can often buy gift cards direct from restaurants at a pretty significant discount compared to cash (getting 35 dollars of gift card by paying $25 or whatever) I'll put together an app to run gift card arbitrage, Cardr. Users will get some of the gift card discount, so whenever they use our app they will (for instance) pay $25 cash for $30 of food (getting 20% more food for free!). That will help build up a big userbase, since a 20% discount is huge, and the more users we have, the more money we make. If we really wanna juice up the profits, we can give people the option of tossing money into their Cardr accounts first (and earn interest on the float). And we can even buy gray-market gift cards at a 50% discount as well, to really improve our ratio. It's free money!
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Jun 8, 2022 00:52
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So what's their galaxy brain response the first time Country A sits down at their computers for some online CivV to determine who owns some contested islands or whatever and Country B just flies a bunch of bombers over and blows them the gently caress up because lol we have an airforce you nerds.
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Jun 8, 2022 00:58
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Like can you loving imagine Putin's response to someone telling him to play them a game of Command and Conquer to determine who owns the Donbas? I mean, might go better for him, but he'd still probably respond with cruise missiles and polonium and exploding T72s.
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Jun 8, 2022 00:59
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Cyrano4747 posted:So what's their galaxy brain response the first time Country A sits down at their computers for some online CivV to determine who owns some contested islands or whatever and Country B just flies a bunch of bombers over and blows them the gently caress up because lol we have an airforce you nerds. You will regret this!!
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Jun 8, 2022 01:02
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tango alpha delta posted:but, but, but, they've been working on Flexa for FOUR YERES so this time its going to be totally different. pinkie promise, i swear! That's also all bullshit since all coins are copy pastes of bitcoin or just run as ethereum-based tokens. So all the technical stuff is pre-created for them. There is nothing these genius creators (scammers) work on besides creating bullshit powerpoint slides and the buzzword vomit of a whitepaper where they describe how their specific shitcoin copy paste with a few levers adjusted is somehow special. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jun 8, 2022 |
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Tunicate posted:You know, you can often buy gift cards direct from restaurants at a pretty significant discount compared to cash (getting 35 dollars of gift card by paying $25 or whatever) Oh hey you could get a free burrito at chipotle 
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Cyrano4747 posted:Like can you loving imagine Putin's response to someone telling him to play them a game of Command and Conquer to determine who owns the Donbas? Simple, just get the police to enforce blockchain rights. Putin would be forced to accept the C&C result else he's going to get a right telling off!
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as long as you don't do it a suspicious amount you can chargeback literally anything on your credit or debit card. they barely even bother to check unless it's over a certain amount. you literally can say anything "oh my girlfriend used the card and she wasn't supposed to" or whatever, let alone in cases of actual fraud CC companies are making so much money they literally don't care about the occasional chargeback i've even heard tell of people who for example in a hypothetical ITT situation SWIM might, eg, buy something rad that is less than, hypothetically, 500 bucks and then charge it back and, SWIM, keep it
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Random Stranger posted:How do I become an NSA person of interest? I want to waste some government resources having them track my boring rear end. https://youtu.be/lzAuXuxD0Oo
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i'm waiting for Coiner Revisionist History to tell me that my ancestors were fighting the British over crypto currency in 1776; that every major conflict throughout history is over some form of crypto because apparently that's the only thing that matters to these broke brain loving weirdos.
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precision posted:as long as you don't do it a suspicious amount you can chargeback literally anything on your credit or debit card. they barely even bother to check unless it's over a certain amount. you literally can say anything "oh my girlfriend used the card and she wasn't supposed to" or whatever, let alone in cases of actual fraud Thing is about coiners is that they can't imagine not ripping everyone else off at every opportunity and assume everyone else is the same They don't actually understand the concept of society
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They don't actually understand the concept of society that's because 'society' isn't on the blockchain, dummy. sheesh, do i have to explain EVERYTHING around here?
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tango alpha delta posted:i'm waiting for Coiner Revisionist History to tell me that my ancestors were fighting the British over crypto currency in 1776; that every major conflict throughout history is over some form of crypto because apparently that's the only thing that matters to these broke brain loving weirdos. it was more about crypto heritage than crypto hate.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Thing is about coiners is that they can't imagine not ripping everyone else off at every opportunity and assume everyone else is the same The CEO of Chipotle wakes up drenched in sweat on his mega yacht. It's dark, it's still 3 am, and he has a golf tee time in the morning. He must rest, and yet he can't sleep. He knows. He just can't stop thinking about it. Somewhere out there a burrito is being charged back.
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LifeSunDeath posted:it was more about crypto heritage than crypto hate. I can see it now; my Mennonite ancestors fled Germany in 1674 to escape the great Crypto Purge, settling in the British Colonies in Pennsylvania in 1699 and then three generations later fighting the evil British BITCOIN. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jun 8, 2022 |
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tango alpha delta posted:i'm waiting for Coiner Revisionist History to tell me that my ancestors were fighting the British over crypto currency in 1776; that every major conflict throughout history is over some form of crypto because apparently that's the only thing that matters to these broke brain loving weirdos. Undoubtedly the worst crime against humanity committed during that period was when you guys dumped our tea into Boston Harbor. What is a cup of tea to a Brit if not a pure store of delicious energy required to sustain an empire - i.e. no different to a modern-day bitcoin battery.
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JammyB posted:Undoubtedly the worst crime against humanity committed during that period was when you guys dumped our tea into Boston Harbor. What is a cup of tea to a Brit if not a pure store of delicious energy required to sustain an empire - i.e. no different to a modern-day bitcoin battery. perhaps even the very first N F Tea.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Thing is about coiners is that they can't imagine not ripping everyone else off at every opportunity and assume everyone else is the same good effort, but entirely toothless
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tango alpha delta posted:perhaps even the very first N F Tea. Non-Floating Tea. It checks out.
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tango alpha delta posted:perhaps even the very first N F Tea. Yep, Not loving Tea. Respect to the lads for trying to make a massive brew in Boston Harbor but everyone knows you can't make a proper tea if the water's not boiling.
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every time i try to tell my friends about crypto they turn into jackie chan and soft-shoe full glass bottles from the ground directly into my face at high speed, bust broomsticks over my head, warm up my kidneys with some devastating blows from a spinning stepladder and laugh as my pants fall down revealing my "area" is a grey untextured cube with legs coming out of it, like bender from futurama. they don't know anything about crypto
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instead of spitting game to fast food workers at 2am blackout drunk like a reprobate, i tell them about crypto. still blackout drunk but i'm basically improving their financial literacy. i spend four nights a week in jail
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I got some magic beans to sell you crypto guys. They will triple your investment if you plant them early. Or you could resell them for up to 10 x your investment. The choice is yours, you mark rear end fool.
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Put Deez nuts on the blockchain
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:Put Deez nuts on the blockchain you clearly don't know anything about crypto. i am actually laughing, like this: ha ha ha ha
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This thread has pilled me, I'm pulling all of my 401k and buying the dip:
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 quote:Here's the newest FUD list for your pleasure. If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely isn't true.
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what if instead of exchanging money for goods and services we exchanged giftcards to america's #1 fast casual mexican restaurant it makes you think
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drk posted:what if instead of exchanging money for goods and services What about shopping at gamestop on christmas
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Cyrano4747 posted:So what's their galaxy brain response the first time Country A sits down at their computers for some online CivV to determine who owns some contested islands or whatever and Country B just flies a bunch of bombers over and blows them the gently caress up because lol we have an airforce you nerds. their idea is that no one would ever do such an irrational thing - that all countries dislike the act of physically destroying other countries' property and people, and only reluctantly do so because humanity never invented a better way...until now in other words, motherfucker's never heard of Henry Kissinger
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:The proofs in the pudding. Guy's gotta post a snippet of something legit before I'd take him seriously. my utterly internet brain poisoned take is its all bullshit and the guy is posting it hoping to crash some stupid tokens so he can buy them up and profit when it bounces back on the news never dropping but if its real holy poo poo not going to do anything without actual chatlogs though yeah
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Main Paineframe posted:their idea is that no one would ever do such an irrational thing - that all countries dislike the act of physically destroying other countries' property and people, and only reluctantly do so because humanity never invented a better way...until now Reminds me of the old Thomas Friedman line that "no two countries with a McDonald's have ever gone to war with each other", which has also been proven to be laughably wrong.
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Are 51% hacks still on the table? How hasn’t some hacking group sent all this blockchain nonsense to the shadow realm just for the lulz yet? I don’t want to live in a world where profit > lulz
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fullroundaction posted:Are 51% hacks still on the table? How hasn’t some hacking group sent all this blockchain nonsense to the shadow realm just for the lulz yet? there was a recent case where someone did a complicated thing to take out a five minute coinloan and borrowed over 51% of the smart contract's ownership which meant he had the power to rewrite it and give him all the stored money, which he did
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Thing is it's almost impossible to actually meaningfully disrupt the infrastructure since the entire system is already built on bullshit.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:instead of spitting game to fast food workers at 2am blackout drunk like a reprobate, i tell them about crypto. still blackout drunk but i'm basically improving their financial literacy. i spend four nights a week in jail 
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fullroundaction posted:Are 51% hacks still on the table? How hasn’t some hacking group sent all this blockchain nonsense to the shadow realm just for the lulz yet? Because this generally only works with some random smaller NFT projects or altcoins. Any bigger projects that are vulnerable to that are too big to be exploited.
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