[TRUM] I am the fucking President. Take me to the Capitol now.

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worst thing about june This poll is closed.
that god drat terrible glass animals song that	41	11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo	75	20.22%
too hot	90	24.26%
amerikkka still exists	165	44.47%
Total:	243 votes

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnM85Fy1Qw

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:12

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:18

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

RealityWarCriminal posted:

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# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:12

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

https://i.imgur.com/k1Vah80.mp4

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:15

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

19 o'clock posted:

https://i.imgur.com/k1Vah80.mp4

Oh my goodness. :3:

Hope he took them all to a shelter.

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:17

Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; by vyelkin

lol at that republican blaming the parents for allowing one of the victims at Ross Elementary to make a recorded statement, saying it's just "prolonging her trauma"

that crazy Bernie supporter who shot up the republican softball practice is a true American hero in my opinion

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

19 o'clock posted:

https://i.imgur.com/k1Vah80.mp4

we foster cats and one crawled into our heat vents (and burned her paws pretty bad) and the way we got her out is the other foster wandering around the house meow-ing

kittens man

we also did serious wound care on the burned paws for months and adopted the cat, because frankly how could we not

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:19

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

CaptainBeefart posted:

Oh my goodness.

Hope he took them all to a shelter.

https://i.imgur.com/b4OVdv6.mp4

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:19

Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; by vyelkin

i'm gonna finish Raised by Wolves season 2 tonight, fuckers

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

A local HVAC company came over and cut a hole in our ventilation system so we could feed the cat on Thanksgiving Day and the tech refused to punch in the time so we never got a bill.

they then came out and fixed the hole and didn't charge us again.

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:20

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Zeriel posted:

Do you put the stamp on the dog or the bun

frankforting privileges

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:20

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/1534693629851230208?cxt=HHwWgICz5bTuqcwqAAAA

Journo chuds getting upset, regardless of the poo poo awful rulings about to come out

Look that protestor was mentally unstable. You can't take away my constitutional right to protest because of a mental health issue.

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:21

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

i'm gonna finish Raised by Wolves season 2 tonight, fuckers

You won't know wtf is going on by sunrise.

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:21

PlushCow: Oct 19, 2005; The cow eats the grass

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

i'm gonna finish Raised by Wolves season 2 tonight, fuckers

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:22

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/1534693629851230208?cxt=HHwWgICz5bTuqcwqAAAA

Journo chuds getting upset, regardless of the poo poo awful rulings about to come out

the comments, my god the comments

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:22

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

The only way to stop a bad protestor with a sign is a good protestor with a sign.

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:22

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1534734115097944065

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:24

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

A local HVAC company came over and cut a hole in our ventilation system so we could feed the cat on Thanksgiving Day and the tech refused to punch in the time so we never got a bill.

they then came out and fixed the hole and didn't charge us again.

and that tech's name?

Donald Trump

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:24

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

kaleedity posted:

https://i.imgur.com/b4OVdv6.mp4

Wonderful

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:25

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/1534693629851230208?cxt=HHwWgICz5bTuqcwqAAAA

Journo chuds getting upset, regardless of the poo poo awful rulings about to come out

huh I assumed selling your soul to reach the heights of the legal profession would afford you a bit better home

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:25

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

i'm gonna finish Raised by Wolves season 2 tonight, fuckers

Hell yeah

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:25

veepfake: Oct 21, 2005

gee I just cant stop thinking civil rights are political leverage - Democrats in 2014

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:25

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

kaleedity posted:

https://i.imgur.com/b4OVdv6.mp4

Lmao the tactical Honda was not designed for this

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:26

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

SirPablo posted:

You won't know wtf is going on by sunrise.

and since it got cancelled, you never will!

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:29

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

buddykins last i heard you had a beautiful gf and dog, what happened

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:30

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Lastgirl posted:

and that tech's name?

Donald Trump

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:31

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

i'm gonna finish Raised by Wolves season 2 tonight, fuckers

yessss

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:31

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexThomp/status/1534702639602180097?s=20&t=__gYFJoGidqfjuA158XE_A

https://twitter.com/AlexThomp/status/1534706855779438592?s=20&t=__gYFJoGidqfjuA158XE_A

he's not trump, i was told

then whats with this trumpian as gently caress behavior

joe you dumb rear end in a top hat haha tax the rich you stupid bitch

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:31

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

a full set of teeth and a functioning liver.... how fare they?

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:32

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Spergin Morlock posted:

and since it got cancelled, you never will!

the creator has said long ago that if it got cancelled he would try and find another way to finish the story. theyve done a comic style thing already that ive still gotta read one day

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:32

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I want all of those kittens

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:32

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

just asking questions

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:32

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Pennsylvania Dems enjoy a ~16% advantage in voter registration over Republicans

thanks to the fact that Dems are concentrated in Pittsburgh and Philly, the GOP holds the legislature in perpetuity and a state of 12.8m is operated entirely by 300,000 toothless hicks from dying coal towns who hate the n-word lovers from the city and want to see them die.

that�s the usa

# ? Jun 9, 2022 04:33