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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

goatface posted:

Bet it is. Sounds depressing enough.

I have a promotion interview on friday and my brain has gone self sabotage-y as gently caress. Powerful desire to throw everything in a fire and move to Nepal.

best wish god sped

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The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

You can get macarons in McD’s in France and they’re pretty good.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

The_Doctor posted:

You can get macarons in McD’s in France and they’re pretty good.

yeah im sure he goes in sometimes but i bet hes usually busy being the president and sends someone else

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
My kid read somewhere that the world record for eating three pickled eggs was 20 seconds or something, and has been badgering me for a week to buy some so he can try and beat it. I finally remembered when I was in the shop today and bought a jar, and he didn't even manage to eat one before he spat it out with a look of horror. Anyway the record is actually 7.8 seconds and pickled eggs are definitely the worst way to experience an egg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hV8H9Zio9s

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jun 8, 2022

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

goatface posted:

Bet it is. Sounds depressing enough.

I have a promotion interview on friday and my brain has gone self sabotage-y as gently caress. Powerful desire to throw everything in a fire and move to Nepal.

at least you've got a ready made answer for if they ask where you see yourself in 5 years

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bardeh posted:

pickled eggs are definitely the worst way to experience an egg

i figure "in reverse" is quite bad

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Bardeh posted:

pickled eggs are definitely the worst way to experience an egg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_punch

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
I love pickled eggs, pretty sure I could manage 3 in 10 seconds if I was properly motivated.

The vinegar turns them a bit more rubbery than a normal hard-boiled egg so the trick would be to use your palate to crush them with your tongue before swallowing. That would be my technique I think.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Dravs posted:

I love pickled eggs, pretty sure I could manage 3 in 10 seconds if I was properly motivated.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

meal deal from the amazon fresh shop: £2.35

I love bezos now

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You class traitor. Report to the gulag.

reality_groove
Dec 27, 2007

Is the Amazon Fresh meal deal a thousand identical looking sandwiches, each from a differently named Chinese company?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

inexplicably expensive packet of crisps used for money laundering

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

kecske posted:

meal deal from the amazon fresh shop: £2.35

I love bezos now

What do you get for that? Article I read, year old mind, says the meal deals are the price of the main plus quid for the drink and snack?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I forgot all about all my spare lasagne and brought a poo poo sandwich from home instead. And half a stale cookie

Good wordle though

NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Jun 9, 2022

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
i got told off at work once for saying something was a poo poo sandwich

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Jez is the first of 6 cats to successfully summit the pergola

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




watching tipping point

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Sigh. Landrover has a flat battery. Why have I done this to myself

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Minicurve waited 2 weeks for her ball python to be delivered and just opened up a bag of rage.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

shoulda gone corn snake imo

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Salisbury Snape posted:

Sigh. Landrover has a flat battery. Why have I done this to myself

Sometimes something in a Land Rover drains the battery while it’s doing nothing. My dad has to unhook the battery of his disco3 every night so it’s not dead in the morning.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

shoulda gone corn snake imo

Last time she went near the corn snake she had to hold him off with his hide like a lion tamer. Mini does not yet know how to snake.

The vicious man eating beast in question.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I have ridden 1 motorbike as an adult and I drove very slowly into a hedge and lost the headlight knob

I gotta admit this made me laugh.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




learnincurve posted:

Last time she went near the corn snake she had to hold him off with his hide like a lion tamer. Mini does not yet know how to snake.

The vicious man eating beast in question.



pet it

Trainee PornStar posted:

I gotta admit this made me laugh.

im test riding motorbikes on the weekend so hopefully i'll too crash into a hedge

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Her majesty!

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
i fancy my chances against that snake i reckon id gently caress it up

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i passed my mod 1 im sure you all appreciate the update

i have my mod 2 in the morning so potentially also riding into a hedge

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well done.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It was a 1966 AJS 250CSR I rode into the hedge. To be fair it had quite a prominent knob on it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Vitamins posted:

i passed my mod 1 im sure you all appreciate the update

i have my mod 2 in the morning so potentially also riding into a hedge

when do you sign the registry and get your blue star

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


I would be lying if I said I knew how many times I've been in a hedge on a bike. Or the amount of times I've dropped one on myself doing something dumb. One time I managed to put the kickstarter on an old cg125 up my jeans leg on a weird camber that needed to be putting my right foot down to stop. Fell over in slow motion as I realised I couldn't move my foot.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
is it a really bad idea to take down a concrete-bonded asbestos roof myself? i have a respirator, disposable overalls etc. I don't want to pay someone to do a job i can do myself, but i also dont want to die of black lung

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I'd stay the gently caress away from asbestos. Don't you need to pay for it to be disposed anyway?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Remember when the council used to let you play with asbestos. Not like today

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Racing home from school with your friends so you could get your asbestos out

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
'dad, dad can you set the asbestos up for me' every christmas

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
if you can get yourself one of those vintage asbestos sex arses....few pleasures compare :sexarse:

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Sudden Javelin posted:

if you can get yourself one of those vintage asbestos sex arses....few pleasures compare :sexarse:

just whatever you do NOT sniff the asbestos sex arse

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