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Its good
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Jun 9, 2022 06:06
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Big fan of those cummies. Big fan.
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Jun 9, 2022 06:18
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That new Jackass movie sure had a lot of it. Like they could've simulated it but, dedicated to their craft, spilled gallons
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Jun 9, 2022 07:45
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The verb or the noun?
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Jun 9, 2022 07:58
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I've done it a couple of times
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Jun 9, 2022 13:52
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It’s both a liquid AND a solid
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Jun 9, 2022 13:54
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It’s both a liquid AND a solid How backed up were you?
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Jun 9, 2022 13:57
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It's a pretty small airport in Venezuela.
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Jun 9, 2022 14:05
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Topics from here on out should have the OP put in an effort post to kick everything off. Uninspired OP's are kinda boring. My ex-wife says my cum tastes horrible, and she used to swallow for other guys. I don't know what in my diet makes my cum taste so bad, but I'm not afraid to admit it was a pretty big hit to my ego.
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Jun 9, 2022 14:18
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Topics from here on out should have the OP put in an effort post to kick everything off. Uninspired OP's are kinda boring. agree. this could be a fun thread but its running out of steam on what are basically first page type shitposts anyway i hooked up with a girl a couple times who told me she "loved cum", and was an enthusiastic blowjob giver and always swallowed. it's too bad she lives like 500 km away, i feel like that's a rarity (small sample size because i was married for a long time)
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Jun 9, 2022 14:31
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Topics from here on out should have the OP put in an effort post to kick everything off. Uninspired OP's are kinda boring. More pineapple, less red meat
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Jun 9, 2022 14:33
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cinnamon too
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Jun 9, 2022 14:34
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Topics from here on out should have the OP put in an effort post to kick everything off. Uninspired OP's are kinda boring. pineapple juice is supposed to help. coffee makes it worse. guys can have multiple orgasms by 'ruining', which means you stop stimulation just as you start to cum. after 15-30 seconds you'll be rarin' to go again. the more times in a row you do it, the harder it gets. a talented partner can take advantage of this too. it's an entire genre of porn.
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Jun 9, 2022 14:37
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For a brief period of my life when I was around 13 years old, I would cum into an old baby food jar and keep it. To this day, I don't know why. Puberty is weird for a child of religious parents. I never filled it up but threw it out because it smelled so bad it made me gag when I opened it. A prototype cumbox, of sorts.
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Jun 9, 2022 14:59
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erosion posted:pineapple juice is supposed to help. coffee makes it worse. Isn’t this basically edging? Also by the time you do let yourself bust make sure you have a towel handy ‘cause you bust like 5 nuts worth at once.
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Jun 9, 2022 15:05
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I've been told my cum is pretty drat good, but I eat well, and also have the girlcum advantage. I think the funniest compliment I've gotten was that girlcum was "caviar" in general but mine was "the really expensive stuff". So there ya go. A pointless anecdote. Also I enjoy it a lot myself but don't have a partner that can physically ejaculate so oh well.
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Jun 9, 2022 15:16
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syntaxfunction posted:
So… extremely fishy?
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Jun 9, 2022 15:48
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:So… extremely fishy? It's whatever you want it to be, in your heart.
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Jun 9, 2022 15:49
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syntaxfunction posted:It's whatever you want it to be, in your heart. Please do not come into peoples hearts.
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Jun 9, 2022 15:50
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syntaxfunction posted:It's whatever you want it to be, in your heart. Definitely not extremely fishy.
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Jun 9, 2022 15:50
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Being an explosive ejaculator of cum has always delighted my past lovers. Copious volumes of cum is a sight to behold when shot in ropes, not dribbling out the tip.
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Jun 9, 2022 16:10
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I'm very private about my cum so I won't be discussing it here thank you and good day
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Jun 9, 2022 16:16
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:I'm very private about my cum so I won't be discussing it here thank you and good day Aw please! Just tell us one little tidbit about your cum. For us, your fellow goons!
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Jun 9, 2022 16:20
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erosion posted:pineapple juice is supposed to help. coffee makes it worse. Oh gently caress I drink a shitload of coffee and I'm not crazy about pineapples, but I guess it's worth it for more satisfying semen.
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Jun 9, 2022 16:21
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Hardawn posted:Being an explosive ejaculator of cum has always delighted my past lovers. Copious volumes of cum is a sight to behold when shot in ropes, not dribbling out the tip. Same, but sadly age has slowed the pumps quite a bit.
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Jun 9, 2022 16:31
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Beartaco posted:The verb or the noun? The conjunction, like magna-cum-laude.
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Jun 9, 2022 17:49
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Actually I think it's a preposition in that sentence.
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Jun 9, 2022 17:51
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yeah i mega cum loud too
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Jun 9, 2022 18:02
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:yeah i mega cum loud too Like vocally or quite literally the action of ejaculating is an audible fffpppppptt?
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Jun 9, 2022 18:07
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Same, but sadly age has slowed the pumps quite a bit. Eventually dust comes out
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Jun 9, 2022 18:23
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Hardawn posted:Like vocally or quite literally the action of ejaculating is an audible fffpppppptt? yeah
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Jun 9, 2022 18:32
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I'm dumb
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Jun 9, 2022 18:35
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I don't consider myself easily squickable but there's something viscerally gross about the word "cummies" that I can't quite explain
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Jun 9, 2022 18:37
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YeahTubaMike posted:I don't consider myself easily squickable but there's something viscerally gross about the word "cummies" that I can't quite explain I think a lot of people cheat by typing it more than saying it outloud
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Jun 9, 2022 18:43
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YeahTubaMike posted:I don't consider myself easily squickable but there's something viscerally gross about the word "cummies" that I can't quite explain Because it seems like a word that pedophiles use to describe what little girls might say about cum. At least that's the way I feel about the word. Especially when it's stated as "daddy's cummies"
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Jun 9, 2022 18:44
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YeahTubaMike posted:I don't consider myself easily squickable but there's something viscerally gross about the word "cummies" that I can't quite explain I'm pretty sure that's exactly why most people use it Pairing it with "daddy's" doesn't help, either
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Jun 9, 2022 18:48
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Goon who cum in he own mouth, he a shameful goon.
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Jun 9, 2022 19:17
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Blastin nuts and coatin butts
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Jun 9, 2022 19:18
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BigBadSteve posted:Goon who cum in he own mouth, he a shameful goon. it;s not gay, as previously established, howevsre
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Jun 9, 2022 19:25
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