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Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

George RR Fartin posted:

Is there any reason they didn't make it so the crank was used via a ratcheting wheel attached to the engine so the motion of the engine didn't pull the crank along with it? Like, bicycles existed with freewheels at that point, so it would've been a known technology.

They did ratchet, so you don't have a spinning handle once it started. The problem was when it swung back the other way.

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I also think that ethanol was already a known anti-knock agent, but lead was pushed because you could patent it?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lurking Haro posted:

They did ratchet, so you don't have a spinning handle once it started. The problem was when it swung back the other way.

Wh...how? :psyduck:

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


A cylinder firing might make the engine spin backwards if the timing is slightly off and there isn't enough momentum yet. It wouldn't run, but it would buck like a wild horse.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lurking Haro posted:

A cylinder firing might make the engine spin backwards if the timing is slightly off and there isn't enough momentum yet. It wouldn't run, but it would buck like a wild horse.

No I mean how would it cause a ratcheting handle to do anything?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

No I mean how would it cause a ratcheting handle to do anything?

It pushes back. If it would disengage, you couldn't crank it.
Think of it as arm wrestling except the engine is winning.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

3D Megadoodoo posted:

No I mean how would it cause a ratcheting handle to do anything?

Imagine you are using a socket wrench to tighten a bolt. If it were to violently tighten (the engine starts), the wrench just starts ratcheting. If the bolt were to violently unscrew, it would turn the wrench and your hand.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Cojawfee posted:

Imagine you are using a socket wrench to tighten a bolt. If it were to violently tighten (the engine starts), the wrench just starts ratcheting. If the bolt were to violently unscrew, it would turn the wrench and your hand.

Reverse everything you just said but yeah. If it started to violently loosen, it would ratchet. If it violently tightened you would go for a ride as the gear is engaged to push that direction.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Trabant posted:

Byron Carter was an early car maker, killed by injuries sustained from the crank as he was helping a stranded driver.

Henry Leland, Carter's friend and founder of Cadillac, vowed to get rid of hand cranks. He hired Charles Kettering, who invented the electric starter but lead to an engine that was prone to knocking.

You know, I had never considered it, but I always thought that an electric starter was a small motor imitating the crank motion, I had no idea it was related to knocking

Winty
Sep 22, 2007

iwentdoodie posted:

Reverse everything you just said but yeah. If it started to violently loosen, it would ratchet. If it violently tightened you would go for a ride as the gear is engaged to push that direction.

this is one of those things that's really hard to picture right like an upside down screw but no, the other guy was right... If the wrench is set to tighten then it prevents movement of the bolt counterclockwise

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Serperoth posted:

You know, I had never considered it, but I always thought that an electric starter was a small motor imitating the crank motion, I had no idea it was related to knocking

It's just a small motor which engages the main flywheel, making the engine turn over, drawing fuel into the cylinders and making the distributor turn to provide spark etc. If the first engine to use an electric starter was prone to knocking, it was surely by coincidence, unless that first electric starter was needlessly complicated.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Right, sorry -- I didn't phrase that correctly. It's not that the electric starter caused the knocking, rather that the starter happened to first be offered on a car which sold well but had bad engine knock, which in turn brought Midgley into the picture.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Was about to say the same… I can’t think of any way a starter motor would cause an engine to knock just by existing… but maybe the starter motor only turned so fast and so they incidentally had to increase the the compression to make it work, idk

But I’ve heard of same thing happening on old kickstart motorcycles. If you get a kickback it can break your leg. That’s why they say to always keep your leg bent and don’t lock your knee when using your weight to kickstart a bike.

I remember pull starting our three wheelers when I was a kid and that thing could rip the cord out of your hand hard. Stung like hell in cold weather :(

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Pham Nuwen posted:

It's just a small motor which engages the main flywheel, making the engine turn over, drawing fuel into the cylinders and making the distributor turn to provide spark etc. If the first engine to use an electric starter was prone to knocking, it was surely by coincidence, unless that first electric starter was needlessly complicated.

Ah that makes more sense, as well as the coincidence later.

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

I once bought a 1949 seagrave firetruck at a scrapyard. It had a V12 Pierce arrow block from the 1930s that seagrave boughtthe rights to when PA died and used until the 50s. It had a hole in the grill and sure as poo poo behind the seat there was a crank. No I was not dumb enough to try crank starting it.

Most crank start cars/ kick start motorcycles had manual timing adjustment to let you retard the ignition to prevent kickback. Motorcycles were particularly dangerous because a kickback could break your leg or make you faceplant into the ground.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
I could see a chain of events going where hand-cranking meant you had to have pretty low compression engines, and with an electric starter you can raise the compression thereby having problems with knocking?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Divorced or never married?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Can I come over and touch things with you, in a non sexual way?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCCXRerqaJI

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
You say you want a (home working) revolution?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6URa-PTqfA

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/gabsmashh/status/1537130933710626816?s=20&t=jJ39avGP6qdgkfWGUmZETw

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This is happening right now correct? If so HAHAAHHAH, cos I got 9 days off work and theres gonna be some dumbfucks left in the lurch as a lot of our stuff only works on IE.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Did the entire country of South Korea manage to move off requiring IE and a series of broken insecure plugins for literally everything yet?

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Japan has some serious problems with the death of IE cause a lot of government stuff only works on IE. Especially the stuff around taxes is supposedly fully dependent on it!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BrainDance posted:

Did the entire country of South Korea manage to move off requiring IE and a series of broken insecure plugins for literally everything yet?

Reminds me of the OQO UMPC I acquired from the Korean military that still had their artillery calculation software on it.

insta
Jan 28, 2009

Humphreys posted:

This is happening right now correct? If so HAHAAHHAH, cos I got 9 days off work and theres gonna be some dumbfucks left in the lurch as a lot of our stuff only works on IE.

This is irritating because my very specific Monoprice-brand IP cameras work via ActiveX plugin that only loads in IE. They work so well still. My home server doesn't have enough CPU to do the motion detection and capture they're already doing in order to use something like motioneye (especially since each camera is already running motioneye).

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Saw this posted on Twitter

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Humphreys posted:

This is happening right now correct? If so HAHAAHHAH, cos I got 9 days off work and theres gonna be some dumbfucks left in the lurch as a lot of our stuff only works on IE.

Our IT department is doing everything in their power to maintain our internal database that can only run on IE... 9, I think? Despite having plenty of other platforms to move things to, including multiple that are already in use, because we "can't afford" the effort to switch over (read: they won't pay enough to have more than one developer).

It's gonna get bad for them. It already is bad, but it'll get worse.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Xerox had their repair documentation in IE only and "unencrypted" it with an ActiveX plugin. That was like 10 years ago, but I found a crack video for this recently, so I'm guessing it might still be in use. Some of the smaller-end stuff was issued as a PDF, and we could still issue the bigger stuff as pdf, they just got unwieldy as hell. Flowcharts got too deep making it impossible to read anything. There were a couple task force groups created to get a new solution, but they would all get laid off after forming.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Our newest and hottest in-house built measuring machines have a laser sensor that only works with XP, so we have machines being built at this very moment that will be running XP when they're finished.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nidhg00670000 posted:

Our newest and hottest in-house built measuring machines have a laser sensor that only works with XP, so we have machines being built at this very moment that will be running XP when they're finished.

In the Tech Relics thread I was exceedingly happy with myself for getting a HDDVD/Bluray combo in my media server. Then in under 24 hours managed to brick it because the firmware update software compatibility stops at Vista and LOL not even compatibility mode works. Now this software runs and finds the drive fine and knows what firmware it has and what to update to. Not a single red flag, unless you click on a resources popup on LGs website. I have bricked TWO for the exact same thing.

Humphreys posted:

This is the second model of these drives I have bricked, but after a long night and a day of thinking and researching....

Old Aspire One Netboot running Win XP, a USB HDD hub that has enough juice to power the drive (a shucked HDD board didn't behave) and a SATA extension and we have WINRAR!


EDIT: First one recovered! Now I''ll wait til theres no users on my server before i poke around SATA channels on it.

EDIT 2: Second one lives again. Have some chaos:



Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Somewhere there is probably a Commodore 64 still running some important equipment.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Groke posted:

Somewhere there is probably a Commodore 64 still running some important equipment.

A Commodore 64 is a bit doubtful considering it was a consumer platform with limited expansion capabilities. There’s definitely something critical out there still running on an S-100 setup though.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Groke posted:

Somewhere there is probably a Commodore 64 still running some important equipment.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/a23139/commodore-64-repair-shop/

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Groke posted:

Somewhere there is probably a Commodore 64 still running some important equipment.

ZX-81 running a nuclear station.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Yeah, I probably half-remembered seeing that previously.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Is stuff like AS/400 ERP obsolete, or just still useful for its purpose? I see it running on screens still for some hardware/supplies shops.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Having the old green screen session doesn't mean it's running on an AS/400. We have those and we're on modern tech.

https://www.helpsystems.com/blog/ibm-i-history-and-timeline

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Our internal work order system was running on AS/400 emulators up until I want to say 2020 or so.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Ah okay, that makes more sense, probably something like that I've been seeing.

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