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Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

like someone upthread said, there is 0% chance Musk would be able to keep his loving mouth shut if he invented Bitcoin.

but they both used the words "monolithic", "bloody", and "order of magnitude", no one else in the entire world would ever use those words!

# ? Jun 12, 2022 21:16

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:39

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I'm pretty sure Eddy Murphy has also been to Los Angeles, as seen in the film "Beverley Hills Cop". Is it possible that he, Satoshi and Elon are all the same person?

# ? Jun 12, 2022 21:21

Pigbuster: Sep 12, 2010; Fun Shoe

Boxturret posted:

i read it, seems pretty conclusive to me, we should lock up musk immediately

hell, I didn't read it but I agree

# ? Jun 12, 2022 21:27

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Hammerite posted:

I'm pretty sure Eddy Murphy has also been to Los Angeles, as seen in the film "Beverley Hills Cop". Is it possible that he, Satoshi and Elon are all the same person?

i'm having trouble finding if eddie murphy ever said "monolithic"

do you know if he uses two spaces after a period?

# ? Jun 12, 2022 21:29

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Boxturret posted:

i read it, seems pretty conclusive to me, we should lock up musk immediately

agreed.

# ? Jun 12, 2022 22:10

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I still don't know what the gently caress a dao is or what it's an acronym for

# ? Jun 12, 2022 22:18

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

sitting quietly by myself on a sunday afternoon, ruminating over which of satoshi's two towering achievements is the greater: the blockchain, or Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps

# ? Jun 12, 2022 22:21

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still don't know what the gently caress a dao is or what it's an acronym for

dumb-rear end onanism

# ? Jun 12, 2022 22:32

coelomate: Oct 21, 2020

Boxturret posted:

every coin contains a tiny bit of the president, so we have to wait until they die and are properly processed before making more

hold the phone this is a great NFT use case

# ? Jun 13, 2022 00:07

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Chris Knight posted:

my mom somehow ended up with a US$2 bill so she gave it to me lol. never seen one in person before this year.

i remember while on vacation once my family went to a fancy-rear end restaurant and one of the gimmicks was they gave you your change in $2 bills for some reason

# ? Jun 13, 2022 00:19

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

i also still have a $2 bill that my grandpa gave me as a kid and he's been dead for 11 years now so it's pretty special to me :shobon:

# ? Jun 13, 2022 00:26

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

divabot posted:

sadly there's one incontrovertible piece of evidence against the idea: if it was true, there is zero chance that Musk could ever, ever shut the gently caress up about it.

This is truth distilled

# ? Jun 13, 2022 00:30

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

divabot posted:

Evidence linking Satoshi Nakamoto and Elon Musk

The convergence of

Location
Ability
Linguistics
Philosophy

An IP address in Los Angeles

On Satoshi: �This is not a TOR exit node which implies that this is the IP address used by Satoshi on 2009�01�10 and he was in Van Nuys [Los Angeles] on this day.� https://whoissatoshi.wordpress.com/2016/02/20/satoshi-in-california/
On Musk: �The jet is registered to a subsidiary of SpaceX called Falcon Landing, named for its reusable rocket, Federal Aviation Administration records show� Many of the flights took off from or landed at LA�s Van Nuys airport, a short drive from the tony neighbourhood of Bel Air where Musk owns five separate mansions.� https://www.afr.com/work-and-careers/management/musks-2018-150000-miles-of-private-jet-travel-in-excruciating-year-20190130-h1an97

Code in C++

On Satoshi: �Kaminsky ticked off the skills Nakamoto would need to pull it off. �He�s a world-class programmer, with a deep understanding of the C++ programming language,� he said. �He understands economics, cryptography, and peer-to-peer networking.�� https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/10/10/the-crypto-currency
Musk: �In early 90s, I wrote a multitasker for PCs that spoofed the CPU & CD-ROM to act in parallel, so could read video continuously while player sprite moved smoothly. Required C++, assembly & direct flipping of CPU registers.� https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005643673353064448

�Monolithic� code

On Satoshi: �Yeah. The original Bitcoin software was very monolithic� All of the code is in one file. The wallet stuff that is per user interacts heavily with the validation code and the consensus code. It�s gotten a lot better. We�ve cleaned it up a lot.� https://hackernoon.com/matt-corallo-on-how-bitcoin-works-25a46b547359
On Musk: �They took one look at Zip2�s code and began rewriting the vast majority of the software� big, monolithic hunks of code.� https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/9356850-they-took-one-look-at-zip2-s-code-and-began-rewriting

Time to code in 2007

Satoshi in 2008: �I believe I�ve worked through all those little details over the last year and a half while coding it, and there were a lot of them https://satoshi.nakamotoinstitute.org/emails/cryptography/15/#selection-15.0-15.10
Musk in 2007: �I spend about 2 to 3 days a month on Tesla-related business, and almost all the rest of the time is on SpaceX.� https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqoLRlpROG8&t=1233s

Double spaces after a period

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=383.msg3295#msg3295
https://i.insider.com/546397d1ecad044756a12570

�bloody�

Satoshi: �Writing a description for this thing for general audiences is bloody hard.� https://satoshi.nakamotoinstitute.org/posts/bitcointalk/threads/79/?view=satoshi
Musk: �Bloody hell, I�m going to have to write a blog. Can�t fit this into tweets.� https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/943887056492564480

�order of magnitude�

Satoshi
�I thought it would be impractical if the block chain, bitcoin addresses, disk space and bandwidth requirements were all an order of magnitude bigger.�
�RSA can do both, but I didn�t use it because it�s an order of magnitude bigger and would have been impractical.�
�I know for competitive reasons the inclination is to keep it to yourself, but it could get an order of magnitude more use if anyone could give proxy access to their country just by putting the software on a server.�
�Setting up the buffer takes an order of magnitude longer than the actual hashing if you�re only hashing one or two blocks like we do.�
�The new efficient single-pass algorithm is orders of magnitude quicker.�
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fsatoshi.nakamotoinstitute.org%2Fposts%2Fbitcointalk+%22order+of+magnitude%22
Musk
�Global economy of $100T is overwhelmingly fossil fuel based, so IMF estimate of $5T or 5% for carbon subsidy is def right order of magnitude�
�Wouldn�t read too much into this. Likely to be fewer F9/FH flights, but possibly an order of magnitude more than these numbers in Starship flights.�
�This engine needs to be 10X lower cost. Order of magnitude change is good reason for a new name.�
�Retrofits will start when our software is able to take meaningful advantage of the Tesla FSD computer, which is an order of magnitude more capable.�
�This is without the Tesla NN computer. Per my public comments, that will give the car an extra order of magnitude.�
https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aelonmusk%20order%20of%20magnitude&src=typed_query&f=top

PayPal

Luke Nosek (also a PayPal co-founder): �Many people don�t know this but the mission of PayPal was to create a global currency that was independent of interference by these corrupt cartels of banks and governments that were debasing their currencies. And we succeeded building something economically very powerful, enabled many small businesses, we�re super proud of it, but we never achieved the mission.� https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOeOzhOxeMU&t=40s
Musk in 2005: �It was a way of transferring money between one entity and another entity by specifying a unique identifier, which in this case was an email address.� 7:15 https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1151875188973577

there i hope your head now hurts too

# ? Jun 13, 2022 01:07

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

divabot posted:

Evidence linking Satoshi Nakamoto and Elon Musk

there i hope your head now hurts too

"gently caress 'layman's terms', do you speak english?"

# ? Jun 13, 2022 01:25

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

current number status

# ? Jun 13, 2022 01:26

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Zamujasa posted:

current number status

M, for Musck, coincidence?????

# ? Jun 13, 2022 01:31

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

who killed mr. crypto

# ? Jun 13, 2022 01:34

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still don't know what the gently caress a dao is or what it's an acronym for

They are nothing, just more nonsense made of hollow promises and vague innovations.

If you want more (should jump to DAO section):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:16

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Zamujasa posted:

who killed mr. crypto

chairman powell, in the board room, with the funds rate

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:22

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still don't know what the gently caress a dao is or what it's an acronym for

distributed autonomous organization

basically everyone puts their money* in a big pile, with the promise that they'll get a vote to decide what do do with the money*

in reality the people who set it up take all the money* and run away in to the sunset

*bitso'coin

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:29

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Zamujasa posted:

current number status

Updated

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:33

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

Boxturret posted:

distributed autonomous organization

basically everyone puts their money* in a big pile, with the promise that they'll get a vote to decide what do do with the money*

in reality the people who set it up take all the money* and run away in to the sunset

*bitso'coin

VERY MISLEADING!
sometimes a hacker runs away with all the money instead

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:33

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

hacker

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:35

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

the first dao failed in such a spectacular fashion that they had to fork the ether blockchain to undo it, every other attempt fails, they still keep trying though

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:36

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

kalensc posted:

They are nothing, just more nonsense made of hollow promises and vague innovations.

If you want more (should jump to DAO section):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g

ah, I was afraid it might've been a meaningful term stolen by crypto dorks from somewhere else

# ? Jun 13, 2022 02:43