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Vincent Van Goatse posted:hodl on to your butts correction we are going to force you to hodl your butts.
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I trust Celsius and know they won’t take our money and leave us with nothing. We just need 2 think positivly and have good vibes! And even if they do this crypto this how it is. We will of learned a very valuable lessen not your keys not your crypto. but everthing will be ok I think
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it's not gonna happen all at once, but I'm hoping for fireworks at 21k. also FOMC meets this week
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:folks is it happening???? it's never happening
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how many times has yospos watched the value of bitcoin crater? has it ever stopped credulous rubes from throwing their money into the pit? no, they've created newer, deeper pits to throw their money into. pits with teeth, belching flames.
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but this time it’s different!!
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happenings do not happen all at once. they happen slowly over time, until one day you realize it’s happened
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infernal machines posted:how many times has yospos watched the value of bitcoin crater? i think this is the third big bubble collapse, though there's been a few less significant but still funny crashes between them.
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infernal machines posted:how many times has yospos watched the value of bitcoin crater? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyLhwYFgmk
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infernal machines posted:how many times has yospos watched the value of bitcoin crater? look the other 20 times it had a massive crash were a fluke, this time it's going straight to the moon #wagmi #hfsp
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divabot posted:there i hope your head now hurts too lmao, actually read it and its as deranged as i hoped
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:honestly I should have guessed a dao was just a fancy name for "a board of directors but stupider in every conceivable way" basically, imagine if your board of directors was a program, and also it was impossible to fix bugs in it
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I still don't know what the gently caress a dao is or what it's an acronym for of all acronyms it seems one of the most deeply forgettable
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Bulgakov posted:of all acronyms it seems one of the most deeply forgettable dead on arrival but spelled wrong
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the dao that can be told is not the true dao the function that can be named is not the fallback function the unnamable is the eternally called the hacker leads by emptying wallets he helps people lose everything they own, everything they desire, and creates confusion in those who think that they own
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Gazpacho posted:the dao that can be hodld
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MarcusSA posted:Updated My inflation hedge! It's broken!
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To let hodling stop at what cannot be hedl is a high attainment. Those who cannot do it will be destroyed by the rugpull of heaven.
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how long till suicide hotlines are back on the bitcoin reddit trading put and call options, 100-1000x leverage only
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Gazpacho posted:I trust Celsius and know they won’t take our money and leave us with nothing. We just need 2 think positivly and have good vibes! And even if they do this crypto this how it is. We will of learned a very valuable lessen not your keys not your crypto. but everthing will be ok I think The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin: a very valuable lessen
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come on baby, i want to see sub-20k by end of day
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:come on baby, i want to see sub-0 by end of day
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:el mao
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maybe? the whole crypto landscape is an ouroboros of scams more or less secretly "backing" each other
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<Jimmy Stewart voice> Your cash isn't in the exchange! It's in Mark's wallet, and this A.I. generated face's wallet, and *smoke bomb*
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