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infernal machines posted:somehow, no one seems to be asking how they're earning interest on frozen assets
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Zamujasa posted:https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1536323261193236481 he used the 🙏 emoji, how could he be dishonest with that? Asymmetric POSTer fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jun 13, 2022 |
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DO NOT PANIC *air raid siren wailing in the background* STAY CALM *sound of metal buckling under stress* EVERYTHING IS FINE *souls of the damned screeching in unison*
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:he used the 🙏 emoji, how could be be dishonest with that? if you rotate that emoji to the side one of the hands is 🤞. thats how you know theyre being dishonest
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Zamujasa posted:https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1536323261193236481
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it's fine guys they're just having some liquidity issues when it comes to selling assets to cover withdrawals. there's no way selling a gently caress load of assets so fast that the market runs out of liquidity will cause the price of those assets to decrease, and the price of everything isn't generally tumbling at the moment, so there's no possible danger
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cryptofam, i got ya’ll. seeing all these scary charts showing crypto taking a nosedive? wondering what “liquidity” is? we, as in the community, can solve all this together buttcoin holders can apply multiple slurp juices on a single coin, thereby creating multiple new coins. we got this!
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin: overdrawn at the be your own bank
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:cryptofam, i got ya’ll. seeing all these scary charts showing crypto taking a nosedive? wondering what “liquidity” is? we, as in the community, can solve all this together excess liquidity is what pepto is for
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we can fix this, we just need to work together as a community to audit the finances of all the exchanges. okay first, what is the function of #withdraw?
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FrozenVent posted:
IF I'M WRONG WE'RE hosed. Narrators: He was wrong. They were hosed.
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if you wanna see the price drop in realtime https://pro.coinbase.com/trade/BTC-USD
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Buttcoin:Janitor Ludwich IV posted:be your own bankruptcy
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Malloc Voidstar posted:if you wanna see the price drop in realtime https://pro.coinbase.com/trade/BTC-USD oh, thank you for this seeing the order book duel in real time makes this even better
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cool av posted:should’ve gone with fahrenheit, the superior temperature scale Bitcoin: it's just more sensible for human use /shows you a bunch of stupid as gently caress numbers
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Just a little liquidity crisis as a treat
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FrozenVent posted:
that sounds a bit like fractional reserve banking, which I thought was a thing bitcoiners hated
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Look, it's not like they don't have the money. They just don't have it right now. And can't get it. But they have it.
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the traditional F..I.A.T. banking industry is bad because the banks don't actually keep all your money in a big pile, they led it out and do who knows what with it, bitcoin lets you be your own bank and always have control over all your money-bitcoiners in 2009 it's fine, it's not that they don't have all our money, it's just they don't have all of it right now, a lot of its being lent out, and once they can pull it all back i'm sure we'll be able to withdrawal all our funds-bitcoiners in 2022
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Stephen Harper posted:https://twitter.com/kris/status/1535431489315213312 new thread title plz
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went to that coinbase realtime page, set the time interval to one day
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I totally believe this conversation happened. Absolutely.
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i also love tweeting about my beautiful wife who i totally sleep with on a regular basis
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Malloc Voidstar posted:if you wanna see the price drop in realtime https://pro.coinbase.com/trade/BTC-USD all my candles red
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njsykora posted:i also love tweeting about my beautiful wife who i totally sleep with on a regular basis i sleep in a big dumpster with my crypto wife
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I totally believe this conversation happened. Absolutely. 
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njsykora posted:i also love tweeting about my beautiful wife who i totally sleep with on a regular basis she's just out of shot, hodling along with me
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Stephen Harper posted:https://twitter.com/kris/status/1535431489315213312 how does crypto.com have over 5000 employees
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Boxturret posted:dead on arrival but spelled wrong drat, already owned.
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FDIC insured? No, risky deposits!
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Neito posted:drat, already owned.
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MaiWaif.eth
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FrozenVent posted:
isn't this fractional reserve banking, the very thing many coiners rally against?
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